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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:3/23/2014
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Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 290 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:49
Content Views:191495
Times Content Favorited:743 times
Total Comments Made:2838
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#108 - I don't understand the love for codine. I was very ill in Dece…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2013 on codeine (◕‿◕✿) 0
User avatar #174 - ofmiceandmen (06/15/2013) [-]
You could have some sort of immunity to it. You could've also been so sick that the codeine did it's job but most of the intoxicating effects were lost on actually helping you.

I've taken codeine a few times. It's really nice. It's like the ultimate blissful happiness and your body feels really cool as well.
User avatar #110 - loctrothree (06/15/2013) [-]
I think you mean 'Prescribed'
User avatar #228 - JesuschristofAZ (06/15/2013) [-]
Sorry about that, yes that is what I meant to say.
User avatar #109 - kamehamehanurd (06/15/2013) [-]
'subscribed'
I swear, everyone on the internet is retarded, holy shit, move on with your life man.
#149 - laxwarriord (06/15/2013) [-]
#13 - I had a dream I ****** a Jewish Hooters waitress …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on Jewish Bosses +7
#46 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
my sides are in space
#57 - I may be reading too much into this, but I think this is a per… 06/14/2013 on MFW I Just Graduated High... 0
#20 - On the opposite side of the coin, how many Neuro Sleep energy …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on 5 Hour Energy +1
User avatar #41 - latinotornado (06/14/2013) [-]
a LOT. those things only have like 1mg of melatonin. The highest over the counter mg dose you can buy is 10mg because that's the highest recommended dose.
#15 - I used to be a gynecologist, I got fired for eating on the job.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on Va-genius +52
User avatar #31 - redneckhokage (06/14/2013) [-]
i was going to be a gynecologist but was afraid of tunnel vision
#41 - My Grandma is the white Suga Mama.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Rachet hoes +1
User avatar #67 - DekuNut (06/14/2013) [-]
My grandma is the Latino Sugamama
#72 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
My Grandma is the Asian Sugamama
#79 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
My grandma is dead.
#160 - I related to this on a very personal level I nee… 06/13/2013 on When did you give up girls? +1
#158 - ******* "gender equality" :/  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2013 on When did you give up girls? +1
#165 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
be prepared for a 20 minute trial, with 50 yrs of prison for a brutal raping of a girl in the hallway!

oh, and don't plan on working anywhere even if you aren't found guilty. the media will broadcast you as a rapist for years, and then never mention anything when you're found innocent.
#288 - Then they attached a drawing of Dickbutt. 06/13/2013 on 8 Fact 0
#161 - I thought the Christopher Nolan incarnation has based it off Chicago.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on Nerdy Facts 0
User avatar #163 - alfjnn (06/12/2013) [-]
Bro I donno, I'm just the janitor.
#51 - Yeah... yeah I would. 06/10/2013 on Always happens. 0
#165 - Picture 06/10/2013 on description +1
#164 - I like you too. 06/10/2013 on description +1
#36 - I had an English teacher Freshman year that was really pretty …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2013 on Always happens. 0
User avatar #39 - sketchE (06/10/2013) [-]
you know that given the oppertunity you would.
User avatar #51 - JesuschristofAZ (06/10/2013) [-]
Yeah... yeah I would.
#76 - I was infatuated with war when I was a young child, then being…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2013 on description +1
User avatar #141 - dubslao (06/10/2013) [-]
I like you.
#165 - JesuschristofAZ (06/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #164 - JesuschristofAZ (06/10/2013) [-]
I like you too.
#75 - Look, DJ 4DM1N. Have you ever heard of Vietnam? 06/10/2013 on description +2
#85 - My mom does that **** where she half knocks it an… 06/10/2013 on Parents. 0
#286 - MFW girls pledge to give up men on Facebook 06/10/2013 on Facebook ishygddt's 0
#14 - I also love bloodhounds, they're ******* adorable. 06/09/2013 on I have no idea what im doing +1
#13 - I love cows, so docile and lovable. Sloths are still my favorite. 06/09/2013 on I have no idea what im doing +1
#39 - My old high school resource officer played tennis with him onc… 06/08/2013 on Tattoos +2
#83 - Picture 06/08/2013 on facebook fail 0
#37 - Comment deleted 06/08/2013 on Grumpy Emo 0
#77 - Recently, after an awards ceremony at school I was waiting to … 06/06/2013 on Men can relate +1
#24 - Comment deleted 06/05/2013 on Must have! 0
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