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#140 - Watch where you're walking, bump your head into something and …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Where could he be? +1
User avatar #143 - murumuru (06/18/2013) [-]
Just might
#51 - Oh no, not after the last time that happened!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2013 on First and last day of fishing 0
User avatar #53 - millex (06/18/2013) [-]
The Civil War in a nutshell.
#52 - millex (06/18/2013) [-]
#50 - If he fingered a virgin girl, he'd easily bust the hymen.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on First and last day of fishing +2
User avatar #57 - johnmassacre (06/18/2013) [-]
then shed be saying HY to alot more MEN
#48 - I love fishing, but the worst part has to be trying to get the…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/18/2013 on First and last day of fishing +1
#59 - qwertywtf (06/18/2013) [-]
I once caught a fish with the hook in its eye... Man pulling it out was traumatic for my 8 year old self.
#54 - sloot (06/18/2013) [-]
you just have to be ruthless at times and rip the hook out... fish are very strong and will heal quickly... The worst I ever had it was when a small pike swallowed my favorite spoon deep into it's mouth. I sat there for 20 minutes mutilating this trash fish and killed it by the time I got the fucked out. Blood everywhere and the fish obviously wasn't happy at all about it...
User avatar #56 - OOOOOOOOOO (06/18/2013) [-]
You fucking idiot. You killed a fish over a hook? Theres hooks that dissolve in water after 7 days so you can just cut the line and let the fucker go.
#58 - sloot (06/18/2013) [-]
here is a picture of a SPOON so you can learn the difference between a SPOON and a hook... I didn't want to lose a 10 dollar spoon to a fish I had in my hand...
#67 - What makes me sad is even though he looks like a colossal fagg… 06/18/2013 on Pokemon X/Y 0
#127 - Comment deleted 06/18/2013 on Priorities 0
#125 - Comment deleted 06/18/2013 on Priorities 0
#462 - Male Just once out of curiosity 06/17/2013 on Would you? +1
#94 - The guitarist from "Tool" designed the dinosaurs in … 06/17/2013 on Nerdy Facts 5 +1
#60 - Very valid point. I was spanked as a toddler and it put me in … 06/17/2013 on Lol +1
#47 - Why do teenagers feel it is necessary to act like assholes?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Lol +3
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#56 - othagovna (06/17/2013) [-]
It feels like parents just don't discipline their kids effectively anymore. Back when I was little my parents would spank my ass if I acted up or did something particularly bad. We had time outs and being grounded too of course, but those were never anywhere near as effective as being spanked from time to time if warnings were ignored.

That wasn't "abuse" and it didn't screw me up either. It was an effective, appropriate method of teaching that there are consequences for doing wrong in society. As a result, I didn't go around acting like an asshole or doing illegal activities as a teen. It gave me a healthy respect for structure, rules and respect for those around me.

I'm not saying parents should beat the living shit out of their kids with a 2x4 every time they act up. However, today's parents should be more willing to give their kids a good spanking if they act up.
User avatar #60 - JesuschristofAZ (06/17/2013) [-]
Very valid point. I was spanked as a toddler and it put me in line. I didn't get spanked often, but when I did, I knew I fucked up. As a result I was a good student and have never faced any in school punishment. I have had no legal issues and a well developed respect for authority. It also might have to do with me being an only child and being raised by a various group of relatives and my mother. It's amazing how fast you grow the fuck up when you spend your entire life around adults.
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#170 - I'm glad I was circumcised at birth because once I would have … 06/16/2013 on Oy vey +1
#173 - Awesome songs that came out on my birthday: March 3rd … 06/16/2013 on Newspaper 0
#26 - One time my friend came over to hang out and had to leave. Rig… 06/15/2013 on Leaving best friend's house... +6
#25 - Comment deleted 06/15/2013 on Leaving best friend's house... 0
#3104 - El Mirage, Arizona (Home of the Stereotypical Mexican Gangbanger) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
#3085 - El Mirage, Arizona. I'm not a cholo. 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
#3072 - El Mirage Arizona (Don't worry, I'm not an MS-13 member) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... +1
#207 - NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA I'M 100% NIGGA NIGGA NIG… 06/15/2013 on I would sing Gary´s rap song +6
#311 - **too 06/15/2013 on Fuck me, right? 0
#309 - Oh, don't get me wrong, this wasn't some shot at the US, I jus…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Fuck me, right? 0
User avatar #333 - zzforrest (06/15/2013) [-]
As for obesity, look to the middle east for the real fatasses.
#307 - I do to, parents should enforce healthy lifestyles on their ch…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Fuck me, right? 0
User avatar #311 - JesuschristofAZ (06/15/2013) [-]
**too
#303 - Sorry about that, I just reread it. It's 69% who are overweig…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Fuck me, right? 0
User avatar #305 - MaccaBird (06/15/2013) [-]
Overweight sounds more likely. But keep in mind, this is by no means confined to the United States. Many European countries are right behind the U.S.
User avatar #309 - JesuschristofAZ (06/15/2013) [-]
Oh, don't get me wrong, this wasn't some shot at the US, I just used them as an example.
User avatar #333 - zzforrest (06/15/2013) [-]
As for obesity, look to the middle east for the real fatasses.
#281 - I think there isn't anything necessarily wrong with being obes…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Fuck me, right? +1
User avatar #300 - MaccaBird (06/15/2013) [-]
its not 75% jesus. Its like 32%
User avatar #303 - JesuschristofAZ (06/15/2013) [-]
Sorry about that, I just reread it. It's 69% who are overweight.


www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/overwt.htm
User avatar #305 - MaccaBird (06/15/2013) [-]
Overweight sounds more likely. But keep in mind, this is by no means confined to the United States. Many European countries are right behind the U.S.
User avatar #309 - JesuschristofAZ (06/15/2013) [-]
Oh, don't get me wrong, this wasn't some shot at the US, I just used them as an example.
User avatar #333 - zzforrest (06/15/2013) [-]
As for obesity, look to the middle east for the real fatasses.
#288 - thatsdrfryetoyou (06/15/2013) [-]
I have a problem when parents raise their children to follow that lifestyle creating an endless cycle of obesity. I daresay that's borderline child abuse(ish).

Now some obese people actually do have glandular/mental problems that make them obese, for which they do not actually follow the proper medical treatment for what is basically illness. In that case, we should treat them like someone who needs glasses to see, refuses and walks into poles - "what a dipshit"
User avatar #307 - JesuschristofAZ (06/15/2013) [-]
I do to, parents should enforce healthy lifestyles on their children. Not saying they can't have the joys of soda and candy, but you shouldn't be shoving fat lifestyles down their throats. I work at Dairy Queen and it's disgusting seeing parents who force fat lifestyles on their kids. You're child is 6, they don't need a large Blizzard.
User avatar #311 - JesuschristofAZ (06/15/2013) [-]
**too
#228 - Sorry about that, yes that is what I meant to say. 06/15/2013 on codeine (◕‿◕✿) +1
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