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JesusChrist  

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Gender: male
Age: 112
Date Signed Up:10/21/2009
Last Login:1/13/2011
Location:Do you got a map
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3 total,  5 ,  2
Comment Thumbs: 392 total,  457 ,  65
Content Level Progress: 35% (28/80)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 139 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:1
Content Views:66
Total Comments Made:32
FJ Points:15
I have seen the light. And it is me. and don't you dare email me -_- you know im talking to you.

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    Uploaded: 06/11/10
    I am your friend I am your friend

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#186 - Picture 01/02/2011 on Cinderella +9
#1577 - I agree screaming cat 11/02/2010 on iMagnet The Real Truth +2
#26 - I'm Jesus Mother-fucking Christ, and I subbed to this impatient kid.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2010 on 10,000 Subs WINNAR +4
User avatar #68 - theimpatientkid (09/08/2010) [-]
thanks jesus
#32 - Exceptionally Ordinary  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2010 on JesusChrist's profile 0
User avatar #34 - chumaster (06/11/2010) [-]
That is good to hear. I am glad.
#42 - No comment.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2010 on Jesus Christ +11
User avatar #59 - RevolverOcelot (06/11/2010) [-]
i thought ur brother was Santa
User avatar #45 - awsomepatatoes (06/11/2010) [-]
come do you or du u not
#37 - :(  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2010 on Jesus Christ +55
#81 - xNuCLeAR (06/12/2010) [-]
LETS GO JESUS by rucka rucka ali is your theme song.
User avatar #40 - westly (06/11/2010) [-]
LETS GO JESUS *dun dun , dun un dun!*
#38 - ToothlessJoe (06/11/2010) [-]
Don't Listen to him Jesus, You'r family Guy Episode Rocked!
User avatar #48 - TopGearGirl (06/11/2010) [-]
.. her , thanks.
#29 - I luuuuuuv mudkips! 06/11/2010 on JesusChrist's profile 0
#35 - Hey sweet! I'm on front page  [+] (39 new replies) 06/11/2010 on Jesus Christ +223
#105 - slowrider (12/25/2011) [-]
**slowrider rolls 073** Trips, and I make a Twitter, called: Jesus Christ Son of god.

For aperture Science, and trolling.
User avatar #98 - Kudmipz (06/12/2010) [-]
JESUS CHRIST!
ITS...
JEBUS CRIST
User avatar #91 - ScottishPirate (06/12/2010) [-]
Jesus um you know how your hands have um....holes in them? Yeah so um... can you still masturbate?
#86 - N. Korean citizen (06/12/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 314**
#82 - TheDevilPwns (06/12/2010) [-]
cURSE YOU JESUS
#80 - superfun (06/12/2010) [-]
HELP ME JESUS!!! By checking out my funny pic:
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/514962/Correction/
#79 - theonlyGUY (06/12/2010) [-]
your avatar has a "Jesus watches you masterbate" expression
#77 - N. Korean citizen (06/12/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 437** Triples and I am the devil.
User avatar #63 - Aquarious (06/11/2010) [-]
I'M FUCKIN' CRAIG!
Craig Christ
User avatar #100 - notyourmate (06/12/2010) [-]
and im chris peacock
#88 - Clemdawg (06/12/2010) [-]
cuz while jesus is prayin
fuckin craig is layin
every lady in the testament
you know what im sayin!
User avatar #96 - GaryMotherfckinOak (06/12/2010) [-]
The question is not what would jesus do
but where will you be when the craig machine comes partying through
#104 - Clemdawg (06/12/2010) [-]
close enough :P
#56 - ACross (06/11/2010) [-]
looks like I'm gonna have to put you in your place again!
User avatar #102 - PointsMan (06/12/2010) [-]
Looks like you

*puts on glasses*

really got your point ACross!
User avatar #70 - Son of a glitch (06/11/2010) [-]
-3 thumbs? I am disappoint, FJ.
That was epic, ACross.
#46 - N. Korean citizen (06/11/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 607,689,168** If triples then you are the real Jesus Christ
User avatar #51 - FortyTwoFortyTwo (06/11/2010) [-]
It's ironic, because the only number that appears three times is 6,6,6.
#69 - KEA (06/11/2010) [-]
the answer to everything is 42
#50 - N. Korean citizen (06/11/2010) [-]
*squint* 666.... Oh shit!!!
User avatar #44 - apchabraja (06/11/2010) [-]
your not going to damn us are you?
#41 - MousePad (06/11/2010) [-]
Jesus is Metal
User avatar #39 - awsomepatatoes (06/11/2010) [-]
u have a brother named jebus right people keep saying his name is satan but its jebus right by the way hes retarded and he rapes people :(
User avatar #90 - mentallyartistic (06/12/2010) [-]
I read that all without commas and shit and lost breath.. Occasional punctuation is a privilege for some people, I suppose.. :x (My throat hurts now..No giving head anymore... :C)
#47 - Notbam (06/11/2010) [-]
i have no clue what you just said.
User avatar #42 - JesusChrist (06/11/2010) [-]
No comment.
User avatar #59 - RevolverOcelot (06/11/2010) [-]
i thought ur brother was Santa
User avatar #45 - awsomepatatoes (06/11/2010) [-]
come do you or du u not
User avatar #36 - TopGearGirl (06/11/2010) [-]
go away jesus. you're not even real.
User avatar #97 - GaryMotherfckinOak (06/12/2010) [-]
There's porn of him though...
User avatar #72 - TweakyBoy (06/12/2010) [-]
if he isnt real...
THEN WHO WAS COMMENT?

*dun duuuun*
User avatar #74 - FireFront (06/12/2010) [-]
Maybe it was that 'zero' guy....
User avatar #57 - Expertpancakes (06/11/2010) [-]
and you, you girl are not funny. do not try to be.
User avatar #43 - blitzbopRamone (06/11/2010) [-]
well, he is on funnyjunk
User avatar #37 - JesusChrist (06/11/2010) [-]
:(
#81 - xNuCLeAR (06/12/2010) [-]
LETS GO JESUS by rucka rucka ali is your theme song.
User avatar #40 - westly (06/11/2010) [-]
LETS GO JESUS *dun dun , dun un dun!*
#38 - ToothlessJoe (06/11/2010) [-]
Don't Listen to him Jesus, You'r family Guy Episode Rocked!
User avatar #48 - TopGearGirl (06/11/2010) [-]
.. her , thanks.
#87 - i sat next to him in preschool!!! :D  [+] (6 new replies) 06/10/2010 on Reeves immortal? +111
#180 - GodDamnedBatman (06/10/2010) [-]
And I was your coach in High-School, Remember?
User avatar #119 - RocketTOpedoland (06/10/2010) [-]
XD
User avatar #99 - RevolverOcelot (06/10/2010) [-]
and i guess Sean Connery was ur teacher?
User avatar #113 - DamonMerk (06/10/2010) [-]
No, Connery was just a small boy, and Dorian Grey was the teacher.
#211 - Markbman (06/11/2010) [-]
I got that reference and it was awesome
#90 - firstnamegreatest (06/10/2010) [-]
haha i LOL'd
#99 - Creepy....haha. 06/10/2010 on Oooo, burn. 0
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#46 - N. Korean citizen (09/08/2010) [-]
hey Jesus, how the hell did you get thumbs down on a profile page?
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#43 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2010) [-]
Jesus, Do you listen to Gansta Rap?
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User avatar #38 - IFUCKRAKES (06/11/2010) [-]
**IFUCKRAKES rolls 210,606,111** OMG! I'VE FOUND YOU! I'VE FOUND JESUS!
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User avatar #37 - muffinsauce (06/11/2010) [-]
Jesus is an average Joe.
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User avatar #36 - ImpediousBobular (06/11/2010) [-]
2 front page comments in one day.............*claps*
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User avatar #35 - drharley (06/11/2010) [-]
Jesus,
My male friend has recently grown scales and a mangina, and won't stop drinking Bailey's. Wat do?
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User avatar #39 - Pileggiv (06/12/2010) [-]
call him old greg
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#33 - BruceNorris (06/11/2010) [-]
Boy, this water is so bland and ordinary. I sure wish someone could change that...
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User avatar #31 - ShAdOw MaN (06/11/2010) [-]
Jesus FUCKING Christ
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User avatar #30 - chumaster (06/11/2010) [-]
Jesus, how are you doing?
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User avatar #32 - JesusChrist (06/11/2010) [-]
Exceptionally Ordinary
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User avatar #34 - chumaster (06/11/2010) [-]
That is good to hear. I am glad.
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User avatar #28 - Mudkippz (06/10/2010) [-]
Jesus!
Do you liek me??
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User avatar #29 to #1 - JesusChrist (06/11/2010) [-]
I luuuuuuv mudkips!
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#26 - N. Korean citizen (01/11/2010) [-]
What do you think of Raptor Jesus?
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User avatar #27 to #26 - JesusChrist (01/16/2010) [-]
My half brother? He's fine I guess..
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User avatar #25 - nabi (01/07/2010) [-]
HEY YOU! YES YOU! YOU OWE ME A FUCKING PSP! (for more information come to see the gif on my profile called "win a psp!")
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User avatar #18 - ohwow (12/27/2009) [-]
YOUR PICTURE FAILS! JESUS WAS BLACK!
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#45 to #18 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2010) [-]
Don't forget the bacon this time
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#44 to #18 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2010) [-]
Bitch, where fuck is my sammich?
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User avatar #22 to #18 - JesusChrist (01/04/2010) [-]
Actually ohwow, Does it really matter? Isn't God for everyone and everything? Your argument just shows how dumb you are.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - ohwow (01/05/2010) [-]
actually, it was just a joke
it wouldn't even matter to be because i am a Buddhist :3
not that you care~
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User avatar #24 to #23 - JesusChrist (01/06/2010) [-]
you're right. i don't.
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#19 to #18 - N. Korean citizen (12/27/2009) [-]
YOUR MOM'S BLACK!
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#14 - N. Korean citizen (12/27/2009) [-]
JESUS WHY IS MY PENIS SO SMALL YOU BASTARD!
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User avatar #15 to #14 - JesusChrist (12/27/2009) [-]
That isn't a penis...
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#13 - N. Korean citizen (12/27/2009) [-]
HAY JESUS!
go to 4chan
after reading the bible it will sute you
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#11 - ArtistStallion (12/26/2009) [-]
Hey, cool! Jesus Christ is on FunnyJunk!! Hey, Jesus, could you ask God if he created evoloution? And maybe just steers which way it goes? Yeah, thanks in advance!
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User avatar #12 to #11 - JesusChrist (12/27/2009) [-]
I AM God, motha licka. And yes, I have created evolution to throw off scientists and make the world seem older than it actually is!
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#16 to #12 - N. Korean citizen (12/27/2009) [-]
u r not God... u r just someone who one day decided 2 get on FunnyJunk and make JesusChrist as their profile name.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - ohwow (12/27/2009) [-]
HOLY SHIT! REALLY?! i thought he was the REAL jesus from 2009 years ago!!
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#20 to #17 - N. Korean citizen (12/27/2009) [-]
pwned.
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#21 to #20 - N. Korean citizen (12/27/2009) [-]
lol #20 ohwow did get pwned
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#10 - vodka (11/05/2009) [-]
God bless america
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#9 - Narkisia (11/02/2009) [-]
Jesus frick....=.=
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#7 - Alexza (10/22/2009) [-]
oh lord i must confess i need your help to pass school and to be able to go to orlando this december amen.
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User avatar #6 - a heart attack (10/22/2009) [-]
Another one bites the dust, I hope you meet her she seems like your type.
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