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Jenisist

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Date Signed Up:6/18/2009
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#64 - I didnt get it until I read thru the comments 08/10/2015 on "GOP Teens" 0
#53 - Still havent seen/ read any HP  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2015 on Hot Pot Tar 0
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#72 - sumerfag (08/10/2015) [-]
I really don't like the movies, but the books are 20/10
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#55 - Sunset (08/10/2015) [-]
10/10 it's ok
#69 - mfw my graduation gift was more school, straight into summer s… 08/09/2015 on Love's fair labor +2
#95 - Is acting mentally ill... a cool thing.. now? 08/09/2015 on Fuck minions +2
#93 - that and a few other reasons yes why is this surprising? 08/09/2015 on Cheaters 0
#59 - just another day in china 08/09/2015 on He Survived. 0
#122 - Ah okay, they need some fertilizer of sort I see. I'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2015 on Drug Fact Comp 5 -... 0
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#153 - crampers (08/09/2015) [-]
Generally speaking you would want to search grazed fields, you can be looking for Psilocybe Cubensis

www.shroomery.org/12500/Psilocybe-cubensis
#120 - I live in the southeastern united states (mississippi), and th…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2015 on Drug Fact Comp 5 -... 0
#121 - ThatFatMummy (08/08/2015) [-]
Hey, I'm in Mississippi!
Marion county, sometimes stay in Hattiesburg. You?

And no. The mushrooms we're talking about here are not ordinary mushrooms. They have a golden brown top, they have a black or blue ring around the stem, and if you pinch the bottom then it will turn blue.
They're found in cow pastures, but can also be found around horses & deer.
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#122 - Jenisist (08/08/2015) [-]
Ah okay, they need some fertilizer of sort I see.

I'm down on the coast, by Gulfport.
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#153 - crampers (08/09/2015) [-]
Generally speaking you would want to search grazed fields, you can be looking for Psilocybe Cubensis

www.shroomery.org/12500/Psilocybe-cubensis
#36 - And this is why I dont have a facebook. too much drama  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2015 on Cheaters 0
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#61 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2015) [-]
really. you don't have a facebook because of drama that you might stumble upon. Really.
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#93 - Jenisist (08/09/2015) [-]
that and a few other reasons yes

why is this surprising?
#265 - Could you imagine if this happened in the United States? …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2015 on Justice +2
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#315 - dukefigglesbyiii (08/08/2015) [-]
Only if they were black would it happen
#40 - Then why dont any other countries check shoes then? I… 08/08/2015 on How to be a terrorist 101 0
#35 - Still not understanding why the USA is requiring folks to take…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2015 on How to be a terrorist 101 +1
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#38 - timmmmmmmmmmmay (08/08/2015) [-]
Im pretty sure its because of the shoe bomber.
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#37 - bcsaint (08/08/2015) [-]
back in the 90s a terrorist got plastic explosives with a fuse in the sole of his shoe on the plane and almost got it lit. the other passengers had to tie him to his seat with their belts
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#40 - Jenisist (08/08/2015) [-]
Then why dont any other countries check shoes then?

I've traveled from the US to China and back, and even tho Im a US citizen, getting back in was the most difficult customs I've ever been through. Such paranoia.
#78 - since when is a pocket knife a real weapon you can ev… 08/07/2015 on Lets be mean, 0
#18 - But all children are always tiny little satans. They … 08/07/2015 on Goblins 0
#234 - I meant asshole as in whenever anyone thinks about them, the o… 08/07/2015 on Can't stump the Trump 0
#137 - okay but really **** that guy hes more interes…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2015 on Can't stump the Trump +1
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#144 - nanako (08/07/2015) [-]
>Making
>implying it isn't already

Why don't you go ask the bombed out ashes of the libyan people about that?

America IS the asshole of the world, and has been for a very long time. Obama, despite overtures, has done nothing to fix that, but has made even more enemies and most notably screwed over relations with russia
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#234 - Jenisist (08/07/2015) [-]
I meant asshole as in whenever anyone thinks about them, the only feelings that arise is distaste and annoyance. As I said before, example is North Korea. China is their ally and supplier and even they dont like em.

The United States is no where near that status is most parts of the world, many people look up to us, trust me.

Sure maybe places in the Middle East want us to burn, but thats because we got involved in their own problems that they cant fix themselves.
#147 - "Here, have your dog wear this plastic cone around it's h… 08/05/2015 on Females comp +1
#185 - Vinegar is great for getting blood off of walls/ clothes/ othe… 08/05/2015 on How To Adult 0
#51 - when you live an hour and away from new orleans, but dont live… 08/04/2015 on Meanwhile in Louisiana 0
#113 - Comment deleted 08/04/2015 on *ignorance intensifies* 0
#164 - Nah anon, when my mom turned 18 in the 1980s she could d… 08/04/2015 on American 0
#163 - Thats true, and it supports what I said. Kids have no experien… 08/04/2015 on American 0
#23 - I dont think youre white I dont think youre any…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2015 on Trans Race 0
#24 - funpunk (08/03/2015) [-]
I don't get it.
#48 - I woulda took my shirt off. I mean geez, theres most likely a …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2015 on Women who want to be part... +2
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#60 - heartbleed (08/03/2015) [-]
BUT MUH SOCIAL CONSIQUENCES
#131 - But see I believe that is because by the time Americans are al…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2015 on American +1
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#153 - Garblestickleshlop (08/03/2015) [-]
Not really because the few people who actually wait until 21 are the type of people who aren't really interested in drinking for the fun of it, and mostly only drink in moderation during social situations and for the taste. The people who go crazy at 21 have been drinking and only go crazy because they no longer have to mooch booze off of other people and can now drink whenever they want.
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#163 - Jenisist (08/04/2015) [-]
Thats true, and it supports what I said. Kids have no experience with handling alcohol, so they get irresponsible with it. Ad then especially when they turn 21 when they get the freedom to drink whenever. Of course this doesnt apply to everybody.

All I know is when I and about 20 classmates went to China this past summer, all of us college kids but still under 21, there were a few folks that ran into some problems with alcohol while they were over there. Especially once we met the Irish exchange students.

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User avatar #31 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
wow female didnt expect that
#32 to #31 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
My dad introduced me to fj back when it was green, how many years ago that was
My dad introduced me to fj back when it was green, how many years ago that was
User avatar #33 to #32 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
ive been here since 2001 what of it lol
User avatar #34 to #33 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
I find it funny cause back then it was like the mean kitty video and such which are appropriate for a 12 year old

I guess as I grew up funnyjunk did too /tear
User avatar #35 to #34 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
just how old are you?
User avatar #36 to #35 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
18
User avatar #37 to #36 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
about to be 19?
User avatar #38 to #37 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
In about 4 months yeah
User avatar #39 to #38 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
cool im 19 this month
User avatar #40 to #39 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh well happy belated/early birthday
User avatar #41 to #40 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
i was kinda hoping you would be my birthday present but i dont think you live near enough
User avatar #42 to #41 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
Eh guess its too bad my location's a mystery huh
User avatar #43 to #42 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
where do you live miss mystery
User avatar #44 to #43 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
well you just said it ironically

Mississippi
User avatar #45 to #44 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
oh im in georgia your actually not that far. cool
User avatar #46 to #45 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
Ooo GA is nice. I need to take a weekend trip there sometime
User avatar #48 to #46 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
if you like scary **** we can to to a old graveyard about 3 miles in the woods on foot or whatever you want
User avatar #47 to #46 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
come on down and we'll take you down some dirt roads maybe go fishing
User avatar #49 to #47 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
Aww thats cute. Im originally from the ms gulf coast so I kinda grew up with that stuff
User avatar #51 to #49 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
if you like loud and decently fast you need to ride with antonio though because ive got a big ass engine and no reason not to use it to its full extent
User avatar #50 to #49 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
good then you get to exp. antonios driving or my driving depends on when you come down i might have my truck back on the road by then
User avatar #54 to #50 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
for some reason I cant reply on your last comment

but yeah I can understand. take a break, figure your life out. Just dont let it go too for on ya
User avatar #55 to #54 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
it the comment limit for a thread

can i atleast see who im looking for? lol
User avatar #52 to #50 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
Oooo yeah not a big fan of loud things. Im never the one to light the fireworks

Do you go to school somewhere in GA?
User avatar #53 to #52 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
nope im out i might go back sometime in the near future but not this year im working on my body this year next year ill work on my mind maybe
#21 - neosword (12/31/2014) [-]
Heeyo
Heeyo
#22 to #21 - Jenisist (12/31/2014) [-]
Hallo
Hallo
#23 to #22 - neosword (12/31/2014) [-]
i noticed you live in Mississippi and i was wondering. hows life there overall?
i noticed you live in Mississippi and i was wondering. hows life there overall?
User avatar #24 to #23 - Jenisist (12/31/2014) [-]
Depends where in the state you live, but overall its kinda crappy. I'm from the Gulf Coast, which is really the only place worth living in the state imo. The people here aren't like the stereotypical Mississippian you'd might think about. And we have beaches, but not white sand and blue water. The Mississippi sound is pretty dirty. So if you're thinking some tropical getaway well eh thats not it. But if you got a boat or are into fishing and stuff like that, its good for you.

Outside of the Coast the only other places worth living would be in a college town like Oxford or Starkville. And maybe Jackson the capitol would be worth living in, but I've only been through there so I cant tell you how it is round there.

Other than those places the state is just full of cows and country folks. So since there isn't really anything big in the state, it can be boring.
#25 to #24 - neosword (12/31/2014) [-]
Are you admitting to a country accent here haha
User avatar #27 to #25 - Jenisist (12/31/2014) [-]
I don't have one, people from the Coast generally don't have one.

Go a couple hours north from the beaches though and you'll definitely find some.

The Gulf Coast really is different from the rest of the state. If we could we would succeed into the state of South Mississippi.
#28 to #27 - neosword (12/31/2014) [-]
Harsh words. is there seriously that much bad blood between you guys? or is it like just a silly hate?
Harsh words. is there seriously that much bad blood between you guys? or is it like just a silly hate?
User avatar #29 to #28 - Jenisist (12/31/2014) [-]
Eh, its just out in the sticks you got people stuck in the past. Theres the white fols with their farms and ranches that have been in the family since the civil war. Which, being stuck in the past, you can imagine racial tensions are high. I've met some truly racist old white men in this state.

Then in the delta you got poverty, crime, and piss poor education. Its a shame, lots of talent has come to this state. But because we just dont have the money/resources, Mississippi lags behind the rest of the union.

The Coast is different though, because we have all sorts of different people down here. And we have income coming in all the time through the gaming business down here, and fishing. Also theres some big companies that have manufactures down here, even NASA is down here.
#30 to #29 - neosword (12/31/2014) [-]
well it really sucks that you are getting so capitalized that's for sure :/ also the whole lagging behind the rest of the union is cute because i have never heard that anywhere else haha x) honestly in Florida we have way to many racists but they are mixed in, there are no drawn lines. Just lots of hate.... Everywhere.   
 pic related because i think everyone on this site is too afraid to use emojis
well it really sucks that you are getting so capitalized that's for sure :/ also the whole lagging behind the rest of the union is cute because i have never heard that anywhere else haha x) honestly in Florida we have way to many racists but they are mixed in, there are no drawn lines. Just lots of hate.... Everywhere.
pic related because i think everyone on this site is too afraid to use emojis
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#8 - goochmaster (03/24/2012) [-]
made this for you. thought it was special since the amount of thumbs you got is the same as the number you rolled.
#9 to #11 - Jenisist (03/25/2012) [-]
You, my friend, are full of win, thank you.
You, my friend, are full of win, thank you.
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