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#24 - My mother was sexually abused when she was younger and used to…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Drunk +5
#43 - carlonord (12/05/2014) [-]
So... How did she respond actually?
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#49 - Jenisist (12/05/2014) [-]
she blew it off along with any attempts I made to bring it back up

nice mikasa
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#26 - youoxley (12/04/2014) [-]
jesus fucking christ, some things you should just repress like a normal person.
#64 - Or you could just live in the south away from the lands of ice…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2014 on No Sex For You +3
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#73 - frenzyhero (12/04/2014) [-]
I live in Alabama and we still get iced roads most years, usually in January-March.
#78 - awesometown (12/04/2014) [-]
Youre probably just in the northern part of Alabama.
Because it's December and I tanned outside yesterday lol
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#100 - frenzyhero (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm in Oxford, so yes, northern is correct. It's been warm recently, but I'm referring to recent years.
#318 - Also in a LDR, bf tied down in a contract in a city 500 miles …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on Awesome Girlfriends +1
#395 - lankyman (12/03/2014) [-]
#308 - Your typical southern sweet tea is made from a blend of black … 11/30/2014 on poor student cookbook 0
#162 - Theres hundreds of teas out there bro. And lots of different w…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2014 on poor student cookbook +1
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#250 - Conquistador (11/30/2014) [-]
Or you could just switch over to iced tea. Though, it'd be nice to find other variants of that too.
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#308 - Jenisist (11/30/2014) [-]
Your typical southern sweet tea is made from a blend of black tea. But iced green tea is really good too.

I often like to drink the same black tea for iced tea as hot tea, with some cinnamon sprinkled in.
#144 - this isnt **** , asshole. not every girl is obligated to…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2014 on When nobody is looking 0
#148 - anon (11/28/2014) [-]
Then stop with the ''Ima guuuuuurrrrrl'' BS, no one cares.
#166 - anon (11/28/2014) [-]
She wasn't, not once, doing this. She implied being a woman.
#145 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
I never said you were, I was just asking. Also, this isn't tumblr, or reddit, you can't stop me from asking.
#126 - how bout no. Do this thing called "leaving your house&quo…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/27/2014 on When nobody is looking +1
#127 - drizztrocks (11/27/2014) [-]
how bout no. tits or gtfo. no ones trying to pick you up, I wanna see you nude, not take you out on a date.
#165 - anon (11/28/2014) [-]
This wasn't a tits or gtfo situation at all... This was a good situation to rely this and she wasn't waving her gender around. You're just being a dick now. Learn when to use Tits or Gtfo next time so you don't look like a ass hole.
#168 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Yes it was? Any situation with a female is a tits or gtfo. And while I do agree she has a valid viewpoint, she DID say she was female and that's more than enough for me to request a nude. I can look like an asshole all I want, get thumbed down into oblivion, I'm still gunna try to get a picture, because it's worked before, because I like talking to people. And guess what, there's nothing you can do to stop me. So live with it pal.
#190 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
no it's not
#191 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
yeah it was
#192 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
I said no it wasn't
#193 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
I said yeah it is.
#194 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
Fucking okay then, it was a valid reason
#195 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Success.
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#144 - Jenisist (11/28/2014) [-]
this isnt nsfw, asshole. not every girl is obligated to show you their tits
#148 - anon (11/28/2014) [-]
Then stop with the ''Ima guuuuuurrrrrl'' BS, no one cares.
#166 - anon (11/28/2014) [-]
She wasn't, not once, doing this. She implied being a woman.
#145 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
I never said you were, I was just asking. Also, this isn't tumblr, or reddit, you can't stop me from asking.
#129 - anon (11/27/2014) [-]
This. This so fuckin much.
#114 - basically comment #80 but with both hands. Since Im female its…  [+] (17 new replies) 11/27/2014 on When nobody is looking 0
#147 - anon (11/28/2014) [-]
Because guys don't have hip bones.
#121 - drizztrocks (11/27/2014) [-]
Show us how weird it is with a picture of you.
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#126 - Jenisist (11/27/2014) [-]
how bout no. Do this thing called "leaving your house" to try to pick up chicks
#127 - drizztrocks (11/27/2014) [-]
how bout no. tits or gtfo. no ones trying to pick you up, I wanna see you nude, not take you out on a date.
#165 - anon (11/28/2014) [-]
This wasn't a tits or gtfo situation at all... This was a good situation to rely this and she wasn't waving her gender around. You're just being a dick now. Learn when to use Tits or Gtfo next time so you don't look like a ass hole.
#168 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Yes it was? Any situation with a female is a tits or gtfo. And while I do agree she has a valid viewpoint, she DID say she was female and that's more than enough for me to request a nude. I can look like an asshole all I want, get thumbed down into oblivion, I'm still gunna try to get a picture, because it's worked before, because I like talking to people. And guess what, there's nothing you can do to stop me. So live with it pal.
#190 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
no it's not
#191 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
yeah it was
#192 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
I said no it wasn't
#193 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
I said yeah it is.
#194 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
Fucking okay then, it was a valid reason
#195 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Success.
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#144 - Jenisist (11/28/2014) [-]
this isnt nsfw, asshole. not every girl is obligated to show you their tits
#148 - anon (11/28/2014) [-]
Then stop with the ''Ima guuuuuurrrrrl'' BS, no one cares.
#166 - anon (11/28/2014) [-]
She wasn't, not once, doing this. She implied being a woman.
#145 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
I never said you were, I was just asking. Also, this isn't tumblr, or reddit, you can't stop me from asking.
#129 - anon (11/27/2014) [-]
This. This so fuckin much.
#26 - Cat snakes? Pole cats? Theyre ******* ferr…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Ferrets in packing peanuts :3 -4
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#36 - ThePrototank (11/27/2014) [-]
Don't forget Carpet Sharks
#32 - Jeff C (11/27/2014) [-]
A.) It gained popularity after a picture saying "Found! Cat snake?" With a picture of a ferret on it made the rounds on the internet

B.) It vaguely looks like what I imagine a cat snake would look like and it's an adorable ass name
#28 - penileburglar (11/27/2014) [-]
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#27 - thatoneiranianguy (11/27/2014) [-]
Well, I understand pole cats, as they are ferret's ancestors.

Cat snakes too, because they're long and almost move like a snake.
#57 - I often sleep with my hands half way tucked into my pants, pal…  [+] (20 new replies) 11/27/2014 on When nobody is looking +9
#94 - drizztrocks (11/27/2014) [-]
We need a picture to help clarify.
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#114 - Jenisist (11/27/2014) [-]
basically comment #80 but with both hands. Since Im female its easy to find my hip bones above each of my legs, so I rest my hands there.

I guess it'd be where your hands would be if you shoved them into your pockets. Or near that area.

Except my hands arent in my pockets. Theyre in my pants.

It must look weird but I often wake up in this position.
#147 - anon (11/28/2014) [-]
Because guys don't have hip bones.
#121 - drizztrocks (11/27/2014) [-]
Show us how weird it is with a picture of you.
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#126 - Jenisist (11/27/2014) [-]
how bout no. Do this thing called "leaving your house" to try to pick up chicks
#127 - drizztrocks (11/27/2014) [-]
how bout no. tits or gtfo. no ones trying to pick you up, I wanna see you nude, not take you out on a date.
#165 - anon (11/28/2014) [-]
This wasn't a tits or gtfo situation at all... This was a good situation to rely this and she wasn't waving her gender around. You're just being a dick now. Learn when to use Tits or Gtfo next time so you don't look like a ass hole.
#168 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Yes it was? Any situation with a female is a tits or gtfo. And while I do agree she has a valid viewpoint, she DID say she was female and that's more than enough for me to request a nude. I can look like an asshole all I want, get thumbed down into oblivion, I'm still gunna try to get a picture, because it's worked before, because I like talking to people. And guess what, there's nothing you can do to stop me. So live with it pal.
#190 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
no it's not
#191 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
yeah it was
#192 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
I said no it wasn't
#193 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
I said yeah it is.
#194 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
Fucking okay then, it was a valid reason
#195 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Success.
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#144 - Jenisist (11/28/2014) [-]
this isnt nsfw, asshole. not every girl is obligated to show you their tits
#148 - anon (11/28/2014) [-]
Then stop with the ''Ima guuuuuurrrrrl'' BS, no one cares.
#166 - anon (11/28/2014) [-]
She wasn't, not once, doing this. She implied being a woman.
#145 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
I never said you were, I was just asking. Also, this isn't tumblr, or reddit, you can't stop me from asking.
#129 - anon (11/27/2014) [-]
This. This so fuckin much.
#80 - bulbakip (11/27/2014) [-]
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#23 - Didnt have my first kiss until a month ago, at 18 years old. S…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Sexual Encounters +1
#25 - definitelynotanon (11/23/2014) [-]
I was never "goin out" and I kissed for the first time when I was 18. Few months later I started regurarly banging her. We met online. So cheer up, dont be fussy and it will come.
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#157 - Jenisist (11/24/2014) [-]
Met him online too, but with my school and his work theres no way we can take out the 500 or so miles separating us.

And Im not being fussy. It just seems like theres not a lot of people like me that exist anymore.

Thanks for the kind words tho bro
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#171 - I laughed at some of these but you know the people died/were s… 11/21/2014 on Get rekt comp 0
#191 - It got the most attention because the NAACP press started cove…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on Women on the dollar bill 0
#195 - samalicious (11/20/2014) [-]
Living close to the action doesn't make you a history major. It doesn't mean you know fuck all compared to anybody else. You live near Mississippi? Congratulations. If your core belief is that Rosa Parks was a publicity stunt, go ahead. She may have had motives--I mean, a coloured woman refusing to go to the back of the bus? Obviously she's going to have some tie-in with activism and politics because she's not trying to be part of the system, but the NAACP has not accounted for Rosa Park's stunt and it is simply an act of defiance. If you believe otherwise, good for you--try not to be such a cunt about it just because somebody doesn't agree with you and your internet links.
#188 - lmao okay, google it. Sorry you had a history teacher that tau…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Women on the dollar bill 0
#189 - samalicious (11/20/2014) [-]
I don't live in America.

I understand conspiracies, I just don't see how the NAACP would manage to give Rosa Parks the headline here. It wasn't some elaborate ruse. Times were changing, what with Martin Luther King and Malcolm X beginning to take hold. It eventually got to a point where Rosa's effort was seen, not out of some conspiratorial claim, but because her choice garnered the most attention because she refused outright, and couldn't be beaten for it.

Your stance is that "Others did it, so why didn't we hear about them?"

Oh, I don't know--maybe because others got shot in the head, beaten, and thrown off the bus? Maybe because she was a woman, or maybe, just maybe, she revolted in the right time, in the right place.
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#191 - Jenisist (11/20/2014) [-]
It got the most attention because the NAACP press started covering it just about as soon as she was thrown in jail. 52,500 fliers created in just one day blowing up the subject? www.socialstudies.com/c/@10ybJGBs6We9k/Pages/article.html?article@rosaparks Oh yeah, this had no premeditation at all.

Heres another source that is well detailed for you: www.weirdrepublic.com/episode68.htm

Also, as someone born American southeast, Mississippi actually, I've lived in this history every single day of my life. Unlike someone who doesnt live in the United States at all.
#195 - samalicious (11/20/2014) [-]
Living close to the action doesn't make you a history major. It doesn't mean you know fuck all compared to anybody else. You live near Mississippi? Congratulations. If your core belief is that Rosa Parks was a publicity stunt, go ahead. She may have had motives--I mean, a coloured woman refusing to go to the back of the bus? Obviously she's going to have some tie-in with activism and politics because she's not trying to be part of the system, but the NAACP has not accounted for Rosa Park's stunt and it is simply an act of defiance. If you believe otherwise, good for you--try not to be such a cunt about it just because somebody doesn't agree with you and your internet links.
#65 - Wait that kid... Robin?... Is a boy?? 11/20/2014 on Oh Pooh 0
#177 - Rosa Park's stunt was all set up, btw. Civil rights activist h…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Women on the dollar bill -3
#178 - samalicious (11/20/2014) [-]
teh illuminati planed it all aloong.
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#188 - Jenisist (11/20/2014) [-]
lmao okay, google it. Sorry you had a history teacher that taught whatever the state told him/her to
#189 - samalicious (11/20/2014) [-]
I don't live in America.

I understand conspiracies, I just don't see how the NAACP would manage to give Rosa Parks the headline here. It wasn't some elaborate ruse. Times were changing, what with Martin Luther King and Malcolm X beginning to take hold. It eventually got to a point where Rosa's effort was seen, not out of some conspiratorial claim, but because her choice garnered the most attention because she refused outright, and couldn't be beaten for it.

Your stance is that "Others did it, so why didn't we hear about them?"

Oh, I don't know--maybe because others got shot in the head, beaten, and thrown off the bus? Maybe because she was a woman, or maybe, just maybe, she revolted in the right time, in the right place.
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#191 - Jenisist (11/20/2014) [-]
It got the most attention because the NAACP press started covering it just about as soon as she was thrown in jail. 52,500 fliers created in just one day blowing up the subject? www.socialstudies.com/c/@10ybJGBs6We9k/Pages/article.html?article@rosaparks Oh yeah, this had no premeditation at all.

Heres another source that is well detailed for you: www.weirdrepublic.com/episode68.htm

Also, as someone born American southeast, Mississippi actually, I've lived in this history every single day of my life. Unlike someone who doesnt live in the United States at all.
#195 - samalicious (11/20/2014) [-]
Living close to the action doesn't make you a history major. It doesn't mean you know fuck all compared to anybody else. You live near Mississippi? Congratulations. If your core belief is that Rosa Parks was a publicity stunt, go ahead. She may have had motives--I mean, a coloured woman refusing to go to the back of the bus? Obviously she's going to have some tie-in with activism and politics because she's not trying to be part of the system, but the NAACP has not accounted for Rosa Park's stunt and it is simply an act of defiance. If you believe otherwise, good for you--try not to be such a cunt about it just because somebody doesn't agree with you and your internet links.

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User avatar #31 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
wow female didnt expect that
#32 to #31 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
My dad introduced me to fj back when it was green, how many years ago that was
My dad introduced me to fj back when it was green, how many years ago that was
User avatar #33 to #32 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
ive been here since 2001 what of it lol
User avatar #34 to #33 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
I find it funny cause back then it was like the mean kitty video and such which are appropriate for a 12 year old

I guess as I grew up funnyjunk did too /tear
User avatar #35 to #34 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
just how old are you?
User avatar #36 to #35 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
18
User avatar #37 to #36 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
about to be 19?
User avatar #38 to #37 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
In about 4 months yeah
User avatar #39 to #38 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
cool im 19 this month
User avatar #40 to #39 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh well happy belated/early birthday
User avatar #41 to #40 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
i was kinda hoping you would be my birthday present but i dont think you live near enough
User avatar #42 to #41 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
Eh guess its too bad my location's a mystery huh
User avatar #43 to #42 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
where do you live miss mystery
User avatar #44 to #43 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
well you just said it ironically

Mississippi
User avatar #45 to #44 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
oh im in georgia your actually not that far. cool
User avatar #46 to #45 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
Ooo GA is nice. I need to take a weekend trip there sometime
User avatar #48 to #46 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
if you like scary **** we can to to a old graveyard about 3 miles in the woods on foot or whatever you want
User avatar #47 to #46 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
come on down and we'll take you down some dirt roads maybe go fishing
User avatar #49 to #47 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
Aww thats cute. Im originally from the ms gulf coast so I kinda grew up with that stuff
User avatar #51 to #49 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
if you like loud and decently fast you need to ride with antonio though because ive got a big ass engine and no reason not to use it to its full extent
User avatar #50 to #49 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
good then you get to exp. antonios driving or my driving depends on when you come down i might have my truck back on the road by then
User avatar #54 to #50 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
for some reason I cant reply on your last comment

but yeah I can understand. take a break, figure your life out. Just dont let it go too for on ya
User avatar #55 to #54 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
it the comment limit for a thread

can i atleast see who im looking for? lol
User avatar #52 to #50 - Jenisist (01/12/2015) [-]
Oooo yeah not a big fan of loud things. Im never the one to light the fireworks

Do you go to school somewhere in GA?
User avatar #53 to #52 - sonicsyndicate (01/12/2015) [-]
nope im out i might go back sometime in the near future but not this year im working on my body this year next year ill work on my mind maybe
#21 - neosword (12/31/2014) [-]
Heeyo
Heeyo
#22 to #21 - Jenisist (12/31/2014) [-]
Hallo
Hallo
#23 to #22 - neosword (12/31/2014) [-]
i noticed you live in Mississippi and i was wondering. hows life there overall?
i noticed you live in Mississippi and i was wondering. hows life there overall?
User avatar #24 to #23 - Jenisist (12/31/2014) [-]
Depends where in the state you live, but overall its kinda crappy. I'm from the Gulf Coast, which is really the only place worth living in the state imo. The people here aren't like the stereotypical Mississippian you'd might think about. And we have beaches, but not white sand and blue water. The Mississippi sound is pretty dirty. So if you're thinking some tropical getaway well eh thats not it. But if you got a boat or are into fishing and stuff like that, its good for you.

Outside of the Coast the only other places worth living would be in a college town like Oxford or Starkville. And maybe Jackson the capitol would be worth living in, but I've only been through there so I cant tell you how it is round there.

Other than those places the state is just full of cows and country folks. So since there isn't really anything big in the state, it can be boring.
#25 to #24 - neosword (12/31/2014) [-]
Are you admitting to a country accent here haha
User avatar #27 to #25 - Jenisist (12/31/2014) [-]
I don't have one, people from the Coast generally don't have one.

Go a couple hours north from the beaches though and you'll definitely find some.

The Gulf Coast really is different from the rest of the state. If we could we would succeed into the state of South Mississippi.
#28 to #27 - neosword (12/31/2014) [-]
Harsh words. is there seriously that much bad blood between you guys? or is it like just a silly hate?
Harsh words. is there seriously that much bad blood between you guys? or is it like just a silly hate?
User avatar #29 to #28 - Jenisist (12/31/2014) [-]
Eh, its just out in the sticks you got people stuck in the past. Theres the white fols with their farms and ranches that have been in the family since the civil war. Which, being stuck in the past, you can imagine racial tensions are high. I've met some truly racist old white men in this state.

Then in the delta you got poverty, crime, and piss poor education. Its a shame, lots of talent has come to this state. But because we just dont have the money/resources, Mississippi lags behind the rest of the union.

The Coast is different though, because we have all sorts of different people down here. And we have income coming in all the time through the gaming business down here, and fishing. Also theres some big companies that have manufactures down here, even NASA is down here.
#30 to #29 - neosword (12/31/2014) [-]
well it really sucks that you are getting so capitalized that's for sure :/ also the whole lagging behind the rest of the union is cute because i have never heard that anywhere else haha x) honestly in Florida we have way to many racists but they are mixed in, there are no drawn lines. Just lots of hate.... Everywhere.   
 pic related because i think everyone on this site is too afraid to use emojis
well it really sucks that you are getting so capitalized that's for sure :/ also the whole lagging behind the rest of the union is cute because i have never heard that anywhere else haha x) honestly in Florida we have way to many racists but they are mixed in, there are no drawn lines. Just lots of hate.... Everywhere.
pic related because i think everyone on this site is too afraid to use emojis
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#8 - goochmaster (03/24/2012) [-]
made this for you. thought it was special since the amount of thumbs you got is the same as the number you rolled.
#9 to #11 - Jenisist (03/25/2012) [-]
You, my friend, are full of win, thank you.
You, my friend, are full of win, thank you.
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