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JebusOfSerbia

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:2/01/2010
Last Login:2/28/2015
Location:England
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#16 - Sugar water works well. Just don't do it in the summer. 02/16/2015 on A match made in heaven.. 0
#26 - Best analogy I've seen thus far.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on How Fat Acceptance Works +34
User avatar #72 - kalimah (02/16/2015) [-]
Some people just cant have nice teeth.
#93 - The thing that pisses me off with situations like that one, is…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on Why is my kid crying? +1
User avatar #102 - nudybooty (02/14/2015) [-]
It pissed me off when people in general tell others how to live their life. He doesn't run around to people with kids saying "look what you could of had". Iv'e actually never heard of someone doing that. It's always people with kids who say "one day you will want kids" or "life is better with kids" He's 27 and happy. He's been dating the same girl for 8 years, she is ok with not being officially married but she wants a mock wedding just because she's always wanted to wear a beautiful white dress. People tell him one day he will want to settle down. He loves to spend time on work and restoring cars and he's happy. I don't understand why people criticize him for the way he lives. People tell me the same things as well, but I don't have a nice car...yet.

It's actually kind of funny. He's fixed a few of his friends cars and helped they restore old ones, some of them have told him to settle down. If he settled down he wouldn't have time to fix their cars for free.
#84 - Every time I see or hear someone say this I really hope they h…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Why is my kid crying? +2
User avatar #91 - nudybooty (02/14/2015) [-]
My friend who works as a paramedic saved up and bought himself a used jaguar (not sure what model it is), fixed it up and made it absolutely beautiful. He's always wanted a jaguar so he earned himself one and spent quite a lot of time repairing/restoring it. He doesn't want to settle down, he has a long term girl friend and she's ok with this.

It's fucking story time now.
I was at Olive Garden with him and one of my friends who is married and has 2 kids and she's only 21. Casually talking, she always tells me I need a boyfriend. I said I don't want to date because I'm so busy with school. As her fuck face son was crying because I ate the last bread stick, she was telling us how great it is to be married and have children. She told us nothing is better than having a family (she looked incredibly pissed. Not sure if it was because of us or her crying kid) My friend threw his keys on the table and responded with "try to tell me that after you drive a nice car and smile more then once a day." Then we made plans to drive up north during the summer and she can't go because her daughter has summer school. I didn't even know they had summer school for 6 year olds.

I feel like this story had relevance and I wanted to share it because sleeping in till noon is better than a kid crying at 6am.
User avatar #93 - JebusOfSerbia (02/14/2015) [-]
The thing that pisses me off with situations like that one, is that it's not just owning or driving that particular car that's special. There are thousands of that model in the world but your mate has his. His that he worked a fucking hard job to afford and sunk countless hours into restoring it. It's his hard work and effort personified in a beautiful piece of engineering he can use as well as enjoy.
But unplanned parents (mostly the moms) never see it that way and just berate the poor fucker for wasting their time and money on an inanimate object.

It just fucks me off something rotten when people do that to people's passions/hobbies.
User avatar #102 - nudybooty (02/14/2015) [-]
It pissed me off when people in general tell others how to live their life. He doesn't run around to people with kids saying "look what you could of had". Iv'e actually never heard of someone doing that. It's always people with kids who say "one day you will want kids" or "life is better with kids" He's 27 and happy. He's been dating the same girl for 8 years, she is ok with not being officially married but she wants a mock wedding just because she's always wanted to wear a beautiful white dress. People tell him one day he will want to settle down. He loves to spend time on work and restoring cars and he's happy. I don't understand why people criticize him for the way he lives. People tell me the same things as well, but I don't have a nice car...yet.

It's actually kind of funny. He's fixed a few of his friends cars and helped they restore old ones, some of them have told him to settle down. If he settled down he wouldn't have time to fix their cars for free.
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#19 - "'Murri/k/a"? 02/09/2015 on Gun Country +1
#18 - Thompson in place of Washington not Chicago. Missed a trick th… 02/09/2015 on Gun Country 0
#120 - It's only really made fun of in the scientific community. In e… 01/26/2015 on Top Feels +1
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