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Date Signed Up:8/19/2010
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#12 - You know, I read the news today. Oh boy. There's 4000 holes…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2011 on A day in the life +2
User avatar #14 - lordpent (04/15/2011) [-]
I'd love to turn. You. On.
#321 - "it's just hanging out, it's not like 'hey, lets go back … 04/15/2011 on MEMES IN REAL LIFE. -1
#268 - **Jayhon rolls 10** like that?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2011 on Divided by 0 0
User avatar #284 - Fluorum (04/11/2011) [-]
remember you won't roll after the message like *roll 2*
#266 - **** , anyone mind reminding me how to roll? i forgot :(  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2011 on Divided by 0 0
User avatar #267 - direcious (04/11/2011) [-]
You do [*]roll 1-9[*]
#287 - anonymous (04/11/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 78**
User avatar #268 - Jayhon (04/11/2011) [-]
**Jayhon rolls 10** like that?
User avatar #284 - Fluorum (04/11/2011) [-]
remember you won't roll after the message like *roll 2*
#265 - Comment deleted 04/11/2011 on Divided by 0 0
#115 - Oh no he didn't *ghetto finger snap* 04/08/2011 on Wonder How This Is Gonna... +7
#137 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2011 on My new shirt -2
#142 - anonymous (04/05/2011) [-]
get help dude, you're on the fucking internet
User avatar #145 - Boozehound (04/05/2011) [-]
Doesn't stop them
#125 - **** i forgot how to roll... 04/05/2011 on The Ramirez Roll 0
#124 - Comment deleted 04/05/2011 on The Ramirez Roll 0
#35 - ONE FOR THE PEOPLE IN GLASGOW!!! how do you get pikachu…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2011 on Misty Got Jokes +19
User avatar #41 - lazorgator (03/23/2011) [-]
Fucking legend
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User avatar #36 - djgeeza (03/23/2011) [-]
or for our Bristolian Funnyjunkies tell him he's in Knowle West
#939 - Comment deleted 03/21/2011 on Duke nukem will get laid.... 0
#936 - Comment deleted 03/21/2011 on Duke nukem will get laid.... 0
#47 - after a while, her legs start to look like penises... 03/17/2011 on Hypnoass +1
#115 - Mega slowpoke, someone fill me in! 03/15/2011 on Unforgiveable +1
#147 - thank you men. all of you  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2011 on Baw Comp. +2
#151 - wulfdogkat (02/28/2011) [-]
#130 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2011 on Baw Comp. +2
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User avatar #143 - wulfdogkat (02/28/2011) [-]
well, girls never hold on to the douchey guy too long, atleast the girl i like dumped
him, but if she says she knew you liked her and she doesn't feel the same way
then let her go
User avatar #147 - Jayhon (02/28/2011) [-]
thank you men. all of you
#151 - wulfdogkat (02/28/2011) [-]
#129 - Right lads, I've been keeping this bottled up for weeks, and I…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/28/2011 on Baw Comp. +2
User avatar #177 - Vibrator (02/28/2011) [-]
"Nothing would of changed" - happened to me a few times... You should forget about her, and I mean forget about her, anytime you start thinking of her masturbate/shower/play call of duty/take your mind off of her... Find a girl that likes you, you don't have to like her a lot, have fun with her (right here you've got a chance that she'll become jelous, but the chance is slim)... Just forget about her, if you see her every day, and she's with the jock jerkoff, then go out of your way just not to see her... There isn't much to say about this guys like us always end up in this kind of situations and you have to learn to forget about her...
^^Do not actually know how much this clusterfuck of words will help, ADD makes you jump around topics...
User avatar #155 - LoveAmorAi (02/28/2011) [-]
Not everyone is the same but...

In 2007, a few months after I graduated high school, I met this guy, who was really into games, way too into Pokemon, talked way too much, and just seemed to be lonely and desperate for friends.

We both moved to this city the year before our senior year, I had the advantage of actually having a quarter of junior year to make friends but he moved the summer before so nobody wanted to be his friend. He met my friend from my hometown online and when she came to visit me she asked if he could hang out with us a bit. So I said sure, and he drove to see us every day of her visit. He seemed depressed when she was leaving so I offered, just to be nice, to hang out with him sometime and to just call me. >>>
User avatar #160 - LoveAmorAi (02/28/2011) [-]
And, then I went away to college (about 2.5 hours away), although we hung out a handful of times on my trips home. I met people in college who were douchebags, but they seemed pretty cool to me and were always available. I guess I wasn't disciplined enough yet to take care of myself so I kept getting sick in college and had a lot of hospital visits. Lack of sleep, lack of nutrition...

January 2008 the guy calls me and asks me out. I had just left the hospital again and figured, why not. Guys asked me out all the time and if I met a better one then I could just replace him. That is what your late teens and early twenties were like, right? Just playing around? So I said sure. We didn't see each other a lot, but we kind of talked on the >>>
User avatar #167 - LoveAmorAi (02/28/2011) [-]
phone and online. Very dull...

And then April I was at this club and met someone who was fun to flirt with. So my friends and I hung out with him and he made me some cake. He was older, and pretty interesting, so when I fell asleep at his house I didn't think it would be a big deal... until the fucker stabbed me in the leg with a razor and almost hit an artery, which would have killed me. And I ended up in the mental hospital for about two months. Found out that my past was more fucked up than I thought due to an abusive mom and abusive ex. When I was released from the hospital I went home.

And there the guy was, willing to help me with this very messed up period in my life. I was the shittiest gf, and he was still there. >>>
User avatar #181 - LoveAmorAi (02/28/2011) [-]
So, I decided to put more effort into being his gf. And since we lived in the same city again it would be easier, as I could see him.

That fall I kept having seizures on a night I was hanging out with him and he took me to the ER. They made us sit for 6 hours, way past the time he should have gone home, and he waited... even when I was hallucinating and dipping in and out reality. He sat with me in the room and even as I apologized he told me that it wasn't my fault, and he was willing to wait. It was then that I knew I was in love with him.

As time passed I hit bouts of depression and panic attacks and he helped me though all of it. My friends from college? All but one had ditched me when I was sent to the psych hospital. >>>
User avatar #190 - LoveAmorAi (02/28/2011) [-]
To end this long story so I don't bore you more... This February he proposed to me. It was a very dull proposal, he handed me the ring as I was rushing to class. Nothing like I dreamed it would be like... but it was very him. And obviously, I said yes.

So, this guy who at first was somebody who I had no intention of ever staying with was the guy who I would end up falling in love with. A guy who was just himself. His Pokemon, gaming, never knowing when to shut up self. And I have found that that spending nights in with him gaming, it's more fun then the clubs. And Pokemon, it's a classic.

So, she may not like you now, but be yourself because a girl who wouldn't give you a chance before could very well open her eyes...
#139 - treegiraffe (02/28/2011) [-]
Be romantic. That's all a girl ever wants. Don't get up in her boyfriends face or badmouth him to her. That will make her think you're a douche. Make her a mix CD, put a rose in her locker with just a note with your initials, dont be overly stalky, just do a couple things to let her know you care. She'll drop the douche soon enough and you'll be there.
#137 - Wikus (02/28/2011) [-]
Wikus has a proposition for you chap! From what ive learned is that the best thing you can do it just be yourself and get on with your own life! If youre more occupied with your own things then you are more likly to attract the ladies ya? If she is with this prawny fellow then shes obviously fokken retarded man! I mean if you really think you're FOKKEN better than this guy you have t show her! But there is no point on fretting and wasteing time being sad over her! If she wants to be with a douchey MNU type of faggiort then you should just forgett about it you cant controll the minds of retarded girls man!

Iut is an old say-ing but There is pleanty of Prawns in the District man! You will find another Prawn with a nice big eggsac!
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User avatar #143 - wulfdogkat (02/28/2011) [-]
well, girls never hold on to the douchey guy too long, atleast the girl i like dumped
him, but if she says she knew you liked her and she doesn't feel the same way
then let her go
User avatar #147 - Jayhon (02/28/2011) [-]
thank you men. all of you
#151 - wulfdogkat (02/28/2011) [-]
#9 - don't know if troll or retard 02/20/2011 on Happy Birthday, we miss you 0
#5 - fill me in guys, what happened  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2011 on Slash Is Sad +2
#6 - anonymous (02/08/2011) [-]
fergie slaughtered sweet child o mine during the super bowl halftime show.
slash couldn't do anything to stop it
#21 - i'm sorry, what? 01/30/2011 on Puberty! 0
#30 - Senior Dating Group... 01/14/2011 on Right +1
#164 - Exactly why I do what I always do in Sims familys. Find a pre-…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2011 on Idiot nerd girl meme +11
#198 - anonymous (01/03/2011) [-]
i love you
#5 - me neither 01/01/2011 on the truth 0
#9 - Comment deleted 12/31/2010 on Poor Taste? 0
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#3 - isolovegames (03/27/2015) [-]
May Luck and Protection ever be in your favor, Jayhon.
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