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Gender: male
Age: 65
Date Signed Up:11/22/2009
Last Login:3/17/2011
Location:Camp Crystal Lake
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#105 - Also a tripfag. Pretty good combo though. 07/20/2010 on Gary mother fucking oak... -3
#194 - Do it faggot. 07/15/2010 on Oh Snap 0
#240 - Wow you're a faggot. First of all, rules 1 and 2. Secondly you… 07/04/2010 on 4chan -7
#276 - In order in which you listed them: Yes. Yes. Kinda. Faggots no… 07/04/2010 on Jason Voorhees's profile 0
#14 - You forgot Doug and Fry. 05/31/2010 on Characters with the Same Voice +1
#118 - And where do I come in? 05/28/2010 on A Funnyjunk Battle +1
#825 - Why don't one of you pussies just give me his address?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2010 on A preposition. . . 0
User avatar #870 - gokukiksazz (05/26/2010) [-]
cuz he prolly gets hundreds of "fan"*cough mentally and musically retarded girls* either way
#271 - 2012 I can't wait to bring the apocalypse...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2010 on Jason Voorhees's profile 0
User avatar #272 - cmm (05/26/2010) [-]
the mayans were right.....
#269 - August. This is bullshit. Only one in 2011 too, but come 2012.…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2010 on Jason Voorhees's profile 0
User avatar #270 - cmm (05/26/2010) [-]
And your gonna fuck shit up.
User avatar #271 - Jason Voorhees (05/26/2010) [-]
2012 I can't wait to bring the apocalypse...
User avatar #272 - cmm (05/26/2010) [-]
the mayans were right.....
#267 - The months have been harsh. I still have to wait until August …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/26/2010 on Jason Voorhees's profile 0
User avatar #268 - cmm (05/26/2010) [-]
Damn that sucks. When is friday the 13th this year?
User avatar #269 - Jason Voorhees (05/26/2010) [-]
August. This is bullshit. Only one in 2011 too, but come 2012... well, I have 3.
User avatar #270 - cmm (05/26/2010) [-]
And your gonna fuck shit up.
User avatar #271 - Jason Voorhees (05/26/2010) [-]
2012 I can't wait to bring the apocalypse...
User avatar #272 - cmm (05/26/2010) [-]
the mayans were right.....
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#281 - bugkiller has deleted their comment. [-]
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#280 - seelcudoom ONLINE (10/14/2010) [-]
a friend of yours?
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#277 - colteronehun (08/13/2010) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON :DDDD
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User avatar #274 - MyNameIsARickRoll ONLINE (06/24/2010) [-]
JASON. I'mma list some bands. You must telll me if you like them
Cannibal Corpse, Necrophagist, All That Remains, Protest The Hero, The Red Chord, Dethklok, As Winter Burns White, As I Lay Dying, Bleeding from Within, Viraema, The Faceless, Deicide, Cryptopsy, Suffokate...
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User avatar #276 to #274 - Jason Voorhees (07/04/2010) [-]
In order in which you listed them: Yes. Yes. Kinda. Faggots no. Yes. HELL YES. No. Faggots no. Yes. No. No. Yes. No. No.
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User avatar #273 - shayscissorhands (05/31/2010) [-]
Hey Jason .
I like when you kill teenagers.
It's really sexy.
:D
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User avatar #278 to #273 - MotokoKatachiRox (09/05/2010) [-]
Fuuuu- Jason is mine. >:O
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User avatar #263 - MorganFreeman (04/06/2010) [-]
i have pictures of you helping an old lady cross the street unless you want me to show it to all of funny junk you will do as i say...
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User avatar #264 to #263 - Jason Voorhees (05/26/2010) [-]
Yeah. She's your mother and I'm dragging her corpse across the road. Old news.
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#249 - anonymous (02/07/2010) [-]
Who would win in a fight you or Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan.
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User avatar #250 to #249 - darkslayer (02/09/2010) [-]
It depends if they burst out of nowhere fast and kick Jason in his murderer ass
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User avatar #251 to #250 - Jason Voorhees (02/20/2010) [-]
I'd win. I once beat God in Poker for my life back. The guy's a joke.
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#247 - anonymous (02/02/2010) [-]
is that zombie in the lake that pulled you your bff, because i met a zombie in the lake and he told me to tell you ... hi
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User avatar #246 - cmm (01/28/2010) [-]
Hey Jason I got a favor to ask.You have admin on your friends list, meaning you can comment on his profile i presume. Could you kindly ask him to take away all voting rights of anons? We got a situation. All the anons are being pissy bitches and thumbing down all the user comments. I await your answer *prepares to run ass off*
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User avatar #244 - cmm (01/24/2010) [-]
Hey Jason do you ever listen to Metallica or Slipknot?
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User avatar #265 to #244 - Jason Voorhees (05/26/2010) [-]
I killed Paul Gray. Also Metallica sold out with Black Album. Fuck them.
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User avatar #266 to #265 - cmm (05/26/2010) [-]
Holy shit? How long has it been since you've been on?
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User avatar #267 to #266 - Jason Voorhees (05/26/2010) [-]
The months have been harsh. I still have to wait until August for mass killings. Only one Friday the 13th this year. I'm dying. I have been able to kill a few people here and there though.
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User avatar #268 to #267 - cmm (05/26/2010) [-]
Damn that sucks. When is friday the 13th this year?
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User avatar #269 to #268 - Jason Voorhees (05/26/2010) [-]
August. This is bullshit. Only one in 2011 too, but come 2012... well, I have 3.
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User avatar #270 to #269 - cmm (05/26/2010) [-]
And your gonna fuck shit up.
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User avatar #271 to #270 - Jason Voorhees (05/26/2010) [-]
2012 I can't wait to bring the apocalypse...
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User avatar #272 to #271 - cmm (05/26/2010) [-]
the mayans were right.....
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User avatar #248 to #244 - bluedesire (02/02/2010) [-]
his favorite band is dethklok
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#241 - myshoes (01/23/2010) [-]
eep.
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User avatar #238 - ThePihlosopher (01/23/2010) [-]
Jason i challenge your your validity! in your movies you walk as if u were a drunken character in GTA 4 does....rite? And whenever some1 get away from you by...you know running you catch to them like you were freakin Usain Bolt... except on steroids...and with rocket shoes...and carry on Sonics back. It's just not logical to me jason... Explain
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User avatar #239 to #238 - Jason Voorhees (01/23/2010) [-]
Damn, I'm a fucking beast.
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User avatar #240 to #239 - ThePihlosopher (01/23/2010) [-]
But how do you do it is what im asking.
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User avatar #242 to #240 - Jason Voorhees (01/23/2010) [-]
You want me to explain why I'm such a fucking badass? Like I owe you some sort of justification?
Why am I still talking to you?
Start running.
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User avatar #243 to #242 - ThePihlosopher (01/24/2010) [-]
But in your latest movie you could run...which seems even more retarded.
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User avatar #245 to #243 - Jason Voorhees (01/24/2010) [-]
Maybe that's because originally I am 'retarded or uhh deformed or something'.
Geez, don't you know anything?
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User avatar #279 to #245 - MotokoKatachiRox (09/05/2010) [-]
You make me giggle, you sexy beast.

One of these days you'll find yourself chained up in a basement, naked, and I'll walk in with a whip. "Oh Jason...my special..special boy..." ;3.. Yes..so special...my little LOVE.

Really. I can't stop talking about you. ;3 I went to the mall, saw a DVD that was the original Friday the 13th disc, and I was like, OMG. And then I moaned. People were looking at me. ._. If I saw you, and I was on a 2nd story balcony and you were on the ground, I'd jump on you. And probably tear your clothes off and rape you.

I always fantasize and read fanfictions about you. I'm to obsessed. One of these days I'll go to the actual camp in Crystal Lake...
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User avatar #234 - bluedesire (01/23/2010) [-]
who is your favorite band?
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User avatar #237 to #234 - Jason Voorhees (01/23/2010) [-]
Dethklok.
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User avatar #233 - XxKelxxX (01/23/2010) [-]
Jason do you like orange Soda?
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User avatar #236 to #233 - Jason Voorhees (01/23/2010) [-]
Why yes I do.
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#232 - bigmaccer (01/22/2010) [-]
hey jason one questions when you got your head cut off but your heart was still beating why did that guys eat it?
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User avatar #235 to #232 - Jason Voorhees (01/23/2010) [-]
Someone call the Grammar nazis.


& to answer what I think your asking; People will do anything if they think it will destroy me for good.
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User avatar #229 - bluedesire (01/21/2010) [-]
i was watching friday the 13th remake,

seemed more like a dramatization

dont you think?
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User avatar #230 to #229 - Jason Voorhees (01/21/2010) [-]
Pfft, no way. That was amongst the best.
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User avatar #231 to #230 - bluedesire (01/21/2010) [-]
one of my favorite kills in that movie was when you set the girl on fire in the sleeping bag, bravo
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User avatar #226 - cmm (01/20/2010) [-]
Hey Jason, any chance of a Jason versus Michael Myers? That would be fucking sweet.
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User avatar #227 to #226 - Jason Voorhees (01/20/2010) [-]
Nah, Mikey and I are on good terms. In fact, we're bowling tomorrow! :D
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User avatar #228 to #227 - cmm (01/21/2010) [-]
Awsome. would love to see that,try not to break the pins when you rolls the bowling balls at them, seeing how strong you 2 are.
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User avatar #225 - bluedesire (01/20/2010) [-]
this might sound perverted.

you've seen alot of tits in your time

do you enjoy the tits you see?
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User avatar #224 - Nicholas the Great (01/18/2010) [-]
hey you favorited my vid thanks man
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User avatar #222 - Soilwork (01/16/2010) [-]
Id have to say your funniest kill ever was in Jason X, when you wrapped up the two naked chicks in their own sleeping bags and kept slamming them against a tree. Great work, I hope to see more soon.
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User avatar #223 to #222 - Jason Voorhees (01/16/2010) [-]
All murder is hilarious to me.
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