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Date Signed Up:	10/19/2009
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#274 - Hogwash. It's just a parliamentary motion, so it bears no … 03/24/2017 on IT'S OFFICIAL: CRITICISM OF... +2

#48 - Picture [+] (2 replies) 12/26/2016 on waking from a bad dream 0

#49 - mlord (12/26/2016) [-]

cuck

#134 - anon (01/05/2017) [-]

#45 - Picture [+] (4 replies) 12/26/2016 on waking from a bad dream 0

#46 - mlord (12/26/2016) [-]

cuck

#48 - Jakknife (12/26/2016) [-]

#49 - mlord (12/26/2016) [-]

cuck

#134 - anon (01/05/2017) [-]

#297 - Yea it's quite Orwellian indeed. Peterson has once compared hi… 12/13/2016 on Dr. Jordan Peterson everybody +1

#280 - Diligent reply, but it's rather the legislation surrounding C-… [+] (2 replies) 12/13/2016 on Dr. Jordan Peterson everybody +2

#296 - anon (12/13/2016) [-]

This, thank you so much. I don't think anyone mentioned the kangaroo court yet, the scariest part of it all.

#297 - Jakknife (12/13/2016) [-]

Yea it's quite Orwellian indeed. Peterson has once compared himself to a frog who can detect is there's poison in the atmosphere of college campuses and society at large; we would do best to heed his call.

#477 - Well I'm a daily masturbator so my loads have less volume; mak… [+] (1 reply) 12/04/2016 on It will only get worse 0

#478 - quantumsalad (12/04/2016) [-]

i masturbate most days too, just not always about teenagers
i do have other fetishes too

#473 - masturbation sweat, sounds delightful! [+] (3 replies) 12/04/2016 on It will only get worse 0

#474 - quantumsalad (12/04/2016) [-]

i never understood the whole tissue thing
how does it work, do you just hold it right infront of your dick and catch the jizz
sounds uncomfortable and would take way to much concentration while im cumming
and i usually like to lay on my back

#477 - Jakknife (12/04/2016) [-]

Well I'm a daily masturbator so my loads have less volume; makes sense for me I guess. Like some mornings I just fuckin cum on my leg then whipe it off with a kleenex; I'm gonna shower anyways. I don't often go Mount Vesuvius all over my sheets and or self when I cum.

#478 - quantumsalad (12/04/2016) [-]

i masturbate most days too, just not always about teenagers
i do have other fetishes too

#471 - Damn, I misquoted you. 12/04/2016 on It will only get worse 0

#470 - ''change my sheets'' Why not use Kleenex? [+] (6 replies) 12/04/2016 on It will only get worse -1

#472 - quantumsalad (12/04/2016) [-]

i jerk into the condom, i change the sheets because of the masturbation sweat
i dont wanna sleep in that shit

#473 - Jakknife (12/04/2016) [-]

masturbation sweat, sounds delightful!

#474 - quantumsalad (12/04/2016) [-]

#477 - Jakknife (12/04/2016) [-]

#478 - quantumsalad (12/04/2016) [-]

i masturbate most days too, just not always about teenagers
i do have other fetishes too

#471 - Jakknife (12/04/2016) [-]

Damn, I misquoted you.

#456 - Indeed, seeking treatment is the only way to get out. Do you t… [+] (9 replies) 12/04/2016 on It will only get worse 0

#504 - anon (12/04/2016) [-]

"Do you talk with a psychologist about this?"

No, because they don't want to go to PRISON for the rest of their life.

#467 - quantumsalad (12/04/2016) [-]

no i dont, because it doesnt get in the way of the rest of my like
i show up for work 20 minutes early,
i cook and clean and occasionally play chess
then once or twice a week i go into my room, lock the door and masturbate to the thought of fucking a 15 year old girl, whether consensual during netflix and chill, or a full blown rape fantasy
then i wash my hands, change the sheets and continue on with the normal part of my life

think of it this way, lets say your fetish is asians, do you try and fuck every asian you see, or get a cold sweat whenever the thought of one crosses your mind, no

#470 - Jakknife (12/04/2016) [-]

''change my sheets'' Why not use Kleenex?