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User avatar #21 - jacksdiner (02/22/2011) [-]
Hey. I was sent here to troll you, but upon reading all the messages on your profile, perhaps you've been misinformed about what furries actually are. Could you please explain to me what you think they are?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Jackimole (02/22/2011) [-]
From what I understand, Furries are group of people who steal children, and turn them Jewish.
User avatar #23 to #22 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
What? who told you that tripe?
User avatar #24 to #23 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
No one, just a poor middle-eastern carpenter. Whose name happend to be JESUS!
User avatar #25 to #24 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
I think you're mistaken. Furries are fans of anthromorphs, not Egyptians.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
Have you read the bible?
User avatar #27 to #26 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
No. But I understand that the ancient Egyptians worshiped animal-headed gods; that makes them pagans, not furries.
User avatar #28 to #27 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
And Jesus said unto them ... , 'Furries steal children from families,
and turnest them, into Jews.'

Joshua 1:9
User avatar #29 to #28 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
Acually, Joshua 1:9 is like this:

Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the LORD your God will be with you wherever you go.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
Let's agree to disagree, you say it says one thing, I say it says another.
There's no way we can really find out what it says.
User avatar #31 to #30 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
I...Googled it. I know what it says.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
I've studied the bible for 6 years, I think I know my Joshua better than "google" does.
User avatar #33 to #32 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
Until I was 13, I've studied the good book,(I'm 15) and I don't think there's ever been a mention of furries in the holy bible.
User avatar #34 to #33 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
Well, I guess you havn't been looking hard enough. If you look into the texts enough, you can interprate it anyway you want to.
For me, I see the bible as Jesus teaching us about the evils of homosexuality, jews, furries, and faggot furry jews.
Is this the "correct" view of the bible? Yes.
Is it the only one? No.
The only thing I can do is try to make the retards see the truth.
User avatar #35 to #34 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
Umm...Jesus Christ was a Jew, and God's people that he led away from Egyptian tyranny were all Jews.
User avatar #36 to #35 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
It seems that the media has poisoned your viewpoints. If Jesus was a jew, why do they call it CHRISTianity?
If you think about it, and don't listen to what the retards on TV say, then you can figure it out.
User avatar #37 to #36 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
It's called Christianity cos Jesus Christ's last name was Christ. His name was incorporated into the name of a religion worshiping him. Again I've spent 13 years of my life learning about this in a church.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
Yeah, you definatly learned about this in a church. A church for SATAN!
Any God loving minister would teach his flock the TRUTH about Jesus.
User avatar #39 to #38 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
What the **** are you talking about? (P.S It was actually a Christian church.)
#44 to #39 - anonymous (02/25/2011) [-]
Are you trying to tell me you're taking this guy seriously?
Perhaps, instead of trying to teach about furries, you should try to learn a littlr about trolls. =P
User avatar #45 to #44 - jacksdiner (02/25/2011) [-]
I know about trolls. I just wasn't expecting a troll, when I myself was trying to troll.
User avatar #42 to #39 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
Ok, I admit it, I was just trolling.
User avatar #43 to #42 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
Good. I was all like "What the **** ."
User avatar #40 to #39 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
I'm saying that you've been taught lies about the bible all your life. You've probably been taught by gays, or jews.
User avatar #41 to #40 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
I was wrong. You ARE insane.
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