From what I understand, Furries are group of people who steal children, and turn them Jewish.

What? who told you that tripe?

No one, just a poor middle-eastern carpenter. Whose name happend to be JESUS!

I think you're mistaken. Furries are fans of anthromorphs, not Egyptians.

Have you read the bible?

No. But I understand that the ancient Egyptians worshiped animal-headed gods; that makes them pagans, not furries.

And Jesus said unto them ... , 'Furries steal children from families,
and turnest them, into Jews.'

Joshua 1:9

Acually, Joshua 1:9 is like this:

Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the LORD your God will be with you wherever you go.

Let's agree to disagree, you say it says one thing, I say it says another.
There's no way we can really find out what it says.

I...Googled it. I know what it says.

Until I was 13, I've studied the good book,(I'm 15) and I don't think there's ever been a mention of furries in the holy bible.

Well, I guess you havn't been looking hard enough. If you look into the texts enough, you can interprate it anyway you want to.
For me, I see the bible as Jesus teaching us about the evils of homosexuality, jews, furries, and faggot furry jews.
Is this the "correct" view of the bible? Yes.
Is it the only one? No.
The only thing I can do is try to make the retards see the truth.

Umm...Jesus Christ was a Jew, and God's people that he led away from Egyptian tyranny were all Jews.

It seems that the media has poisoned your viewpoints. If Jesus was a jew, why do they call it CHRISTianity?
If you think about it, and don't listen to what the retards on TV say, then you can figure it out.

It's called Christianity cos Jesus Christ's last name was Christ. His name was incorporated into the name of a religion worshiping him. Again I've spent 13 years of my life learning about this in a church.

Yeah, you definatly learned about this in a church. A church for SATAN!
Any God loving minister would teach his flock the TRUTH about Jesus.

What the fuck are you talking about? (P.S It was actually a Christian church.)

I know about trolls. I just wasn't expecting a troll, when I myself was trying to troll.

Ok, I admit it, I was just trolling.

Good. I was all like "What the shit."

I'm saying that you've been taught lies about the bible all your life. You've probably been taught by gays, or jews.