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Interests: Fucking Bitches, Getting money, Lullabies, Flowers
Date Signed Up:11/03/2010
Last Login:8/09/2014
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#57 - Protip: Your local library may have comics. That's all I eve… 04/13/2014 on Daredevil Steals... 0
#104 - Or he's from Europe. They're super anti-Nationalism over ther…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on not rednecks 0
User avatar #106 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/13/2014) [-]
Well, our nationalism is what saved the Yuropoors from the Nazis and then the Soviets, so it's a good thing for us.
#103 - Also I suck at spelling secession 03/13/2014 on not rednecks 0
#102 - "But an increasing hostility on the part of the non-slave…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on not rednecks +1
User avatar #103 - Jackimole (03/13/2014) [-]
Also I suck at spelling secession
#115 - moments later  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Soo Fly +25
#137 - willcutting (03/13/2014) [-]
Well it wasn't Otto then.
#336 - I don't think everyone on Tumblr has the same opinions about e…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Real Talk With Tumblr +2
User avatar #423 - majormayor (03/13/2014) [-]
I said that some people on there argued that, not the entire website.
#325 - I guess they use it occasionally, not nearly as often as … 02/28/2014 on Grievous 0
#59 - Meatball & Mozzarella 4 lyfe 02/28/2014 on Love level: Scrubs 0
#303 - Or crush his brain or something.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Grievous 0
#321 - thevoodoofrog (02/28/2014) [-]
Right? It kind of shows how monumentally retarded Jedi are (and how bad the EU writers are), when apparently hundreds of jedi have been killed by this non-force user.
User avatar #325 - Jackimole (02/28/2014) [-]
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinesis#Force_Kill
I guess they use it occasionally, not nearly as often as is practical.
#18 - How can your name be that blue, but you haven't seen this befo… 02/25/2014 on Niggas in space cant time... 0
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User avatar #90 - rawrbowwow (12/23/2012) [-]
So I tried out Majesty 2 and it's basically the same thing as the first. There are a few additions that you can read on the site, but it's almost the same thing.
User avatar #91 to #90 - Jackimole (12/23/2012) [-]
Is it worth getting?
User avatar #92 to #91 - rawrbowwow (12/23/2012) [-]
If you really enjoyed the first one, I'd say so. But I'd torrent it.
User avatar #93 to #92 - Jackimole (12/23/2012) [-]
I'm a moralfag.
User avatar #94 to #93 - rawrbowwow (12/23/2012) [-]
Ah, Well, It's like 5 bucks on steam right now.
The controls feel more fluid than the first and there are some minor content updates. That's really the only difference.
User avatar #95 to #94 - Jackimole (12/23/2012) [-]
I'll probably get it, I can't seem to find my copy of the first one. Damn CDs.
User avatar #96 to #95 - rawrbowwow (12/23/2012) [-]
Then torrenting it is legal!
As long as you have purchased it and are using the digital copy as a backup
User avatar #97 to #96 - Jackimole (12/23/2012) [-]
I only have/had a copy of Majesty 1.
User avatar #85 - natanhiel (11/14/2012) [-]
I remembered what your name reminds me of.

Jacamo is a clothing company for big dudes in Britain, and I pronounce Jackimole in a similar way.

No offence.
User avatar #86 to #85 - Jackimole (11/14/2012) [-]
No offense? As if you didn't know about the fragility of my self esteem.
User avatar #87 to #86 - natanhiel (11/14/2012) [-]
I'll kiss it better.

All over your sweet, sweet body.
User avatar #84 - mandatorytrolling (09/23/2012) [-]
Thumbs for all your "Do what your heart tells you" Comments.
#82 - anonymous (05/29/2011) [-]
**** YOU AND **** AZA TOO...ZSAM FTW
#77 - bobJML (03/24/2011) [-]
Hi, what's up?
Hi, what's up?
User avatar #78 to #77 - Jackimole (03/24/2011) [-]
Nothing much.
On a side note, what do you know about the manslaughter loophole?
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User avatar #68 - catmanjoseph (03/09/2011) [-]
Jackimooooollllllle. Why you be trollin'? It makes me sad.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Jackimole (03/10/2011) [-]
I'm sorry. I usually try to be more conciencious to other peoples feelings on the internet.
If it's making you unhappy, I'll gladly stop.
User avatar #70 to #69 - catmanjoseph (03/10/2011) [-]
I have the strangest feeling that you're being sarcastic. Lol.
User avatar #71 to #70 - Jackimole (03/10/2011) [-]
Sarcasm? I'm shocked you would even think it! I am the most sincere person I know!
User avatar #59 - jacksdiner (03/09/2011) [-]
Well, what a shame I have to come back here. I assumed you were done with this.
User avatar #60 to #59 - Jackimole (03/09/2011) [-]
I tried, but it's tough to quit when you have an addiction.
User avatar #61 to #60 - jacksdiner (03/09/2011) [-]
Not in this case. Hate isn't an addiction; it's a choice. A choice YOU made.
User avatar #62 to #61 - Jackimole (03/09/2011) [-]
A choice?
WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE?!
PEOPLE ARE DYING OUT THERE JACK!
WHAT PART OF THAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!
User avatar #64 to #62 - jacksdiner (03/09/2011) [-]
But my name is Jack. Congrats on that.
User avatar #65 to #64 - Jackimole (03/09/2011) [-]
I could tell through astute deductive reasoning.
Although, the same reasoning would lead someone to believe that my name was Jack, when it's not (see comment #52-#53)
User avatar #66 to #65 - jacksdiner (03/09/2011) [-]
My username has my name in it, you needed no skill. And I've already read it.
User avatar #67 to #66 - Jackimole (03/09/2011) [-]
I was joking again.
User avatar #72 to #67 - jacksdiner (03/10/2011) [-]
Well **** . Get a reaction picture for when you're joking then.
User avatar #63 to #62 - jacksdiner (03/09/2011) [-]
Ugh, if you aren't going to be serious, then I won't bother with it and just spam you now.
User avatar #52 - JackSteinberg (03/08/2011) [-]
is your name really jack?
User avatar #53 to #52 - Jackimole (03/08/2011) [-]
nope.
imagine a mole with horns.
User avatar #54 to #53 - JackSteinberg (03/09/2011) [-]
o my name is jack
User avatar #55 to #54 - Jackimole (03/09/2011) [-]
I don't believe a word you're saying.
User avatar #56 to #55 - JackSteinberg (03/09/2011) [-]
i swear on my life
User avatar #57 to #56 - Jackimole (03/09/2011) [-]
Your oath will be tested one day.
User avatar #58 to #57 - JackSteinberg (03/09/2011) [-]
it shal
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User avatar #47 to #46 - Jackimole (02/26/2011) [-]
wait...
who are you again?
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User avatar #49 to #48 - Jackimole (02/26/2011) [-]
right...
sorry, i don't usually read usernames.
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User avatar #51 to #50 - Jackimole (02/26/2011) [-]
It better be.
User avatar #21 - jacksdiner (02/22/2011) [-]
Hey. I was sent here to troll you, but upon reading all the messages on your profile, perhaps you've been misinformed about what furries actually are. Could you please explain to me what you think they are?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Jackimole (02/22/2011) [-]
From what I understand, Furries are group of people who steal children, and turn them Jewish.
User avatar #23 to #22 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
What? who told you that tripe?
User avatar #24 to #23 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
No one, just a poor middle-eastern carpenter. Whose name happend to be JESUS!
User avatar #25 to #24 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
I think you're mistaken. Furries are fans of anthromorphs, not Egyptians.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
Have you read the bible?
User avatar #27 to #26 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
No. But I understand that the ancient Egyptians worshiped animal-headed gods; that makes them pagans, not furries.
User avatar #28 to #27 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
And Jesus said unto them ... , 'Furries steal children from families,
and turnest them, into Jews.'

Joshua 1:9
User avatar #29 to #28 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
Acually, Joshua 1:9 is like this:

Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the LORD your God will be with you wherever you go.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
Let's agree to disagree, you say it says one thing, I say it says another.
There's no way we can really find out what it says.
User avatar #31 to #30 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
I...Googled it. I know what it says.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
I've studied the bible for 6 years, I think I know my Joshua better than "google" does.
User avatar #33 to #32 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
Until I was 13, I've studied the good book,(I'm 15) and I don't think there's ever been a mention of furries in the holy bible.
User avatar #34 to #33 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
Well, I guess you havn't been looking hard enough. If you look into the texts enough, you can interprate it anyway you want to.
For me, I see the bible as Jesus teaching us about the evils of homosexuality, jews, furries, and faggot furry jews.
Is this the "correct" view of the bible? Yes.
Is it the only one? No.
The only thing I can do is try to make the retards see the truth.
User avatar #35 to #34 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
Umm...Jesus Christ was a Jew, and God's people that he led away from Egyptian tyranny were all Jews.
User avatar #36 to #35 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
It seems that the media has poisoned your viewpoints. If Jesus was a jew, why do they call it CHRISTianity?
If you think about it, and don't listen to what the retards on TV say, then you can figure it out.
User avatar #37 to #36 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
It's called Christianity cos Jesus Christ's last name was Christ. His name was incorporated into the name of a religion worshiping him. Again I've spent 13 years of my life learning about this in a church.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
Yeah, you definatly learned about this in a church. A church for SATAN!
Any God loving minister would teach his flock the TRUTH about Jesus.
User avatar #39 to #38 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
What the **** are you talking about? (P.S It was actually a Christian church.)
#44 to #39 - anonymous (02/25/2011) [-]
Are you trying to tell me you're taking this guy seriously?
Perhaps, instead of trying to teach about furries, you should try to learn a littlr about trolls. =P
User avatar #45 to #44 - jacksdiner (02/25/2011) [-]
I know about trolls. I just wasn't expecting a troll, when I myself was trying to troll.
User avatar #42 to #39 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
Ok, I admit it, I was just trolling.
User avatar #43 to #42 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
Good. I was all like "What the **** ."
User avatar #40 to #39 - Jackimole (02/23/2011) [-]
I'm saying that you've been taught lies about the bible all your life. You've probably been taught by gays, or jews.
User avatar #41 to #40 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
I was wrong. You ARE insane.
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