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JackThePornKing

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Date Signed Up:10/25/2010
Location:MINNESOTA
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#46 - show me how you wash your body in space now  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2016 on Washing hair in space +6
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#137 - brayburn (02/10/2016) [-]
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#110 - heartbleed (02/10/2016) [-]
Sponge bath I'd assume.
#92 - its pound. not hash. lol 02/09/2016 on Sic Transit Gloria... Glory... 0
#16 - what that fukk happened  [+] (10 new replies) 01/24/2016 on 21 Photos Of 1960’s... +1
#27 - noonelikesdan (01/24/2016) [-]
One of the first countries that America essentially annexed for their oil.
#34 - anon (01/24/2016) [-]
You mean russia.
#29 - toensix (01/24/2016) [-]
Nope it was stopping communism. Afghanistan doesn't have much oil.
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#25 - andywazowski (01/24/2016) [-]
They got freedom'd
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#22 - gragasvlad (01/24/2016) [-]
two words, Radical Islam
#26 - noonelikesdan (01/24/2016) [-]
> Radical Islam

More like America & Oil
#36 - anon (01/24/2016) [-]
More like russia and oil
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#28 - toensix (01/24/2016) [-]
It's both. Although it's not so much oil as 'preventing Afghanistan from becoming communist'
#38 - anon (01/24/2016) [-]
Back in the day it was. Afghan was a country trading to europe NATO the most at the time. Having a small military, and not being NATO at the time, russia stepped in. To show of power- the US and UK gave low level weapons russian bought, low cost american AA, and small financial support to afghan to win them over for NATO. Thus hording the oil they made to them (NATOs) selves. Wile at the time alaska and texas drawing up more oil then the middle east combined, the US took very little of it.
Bringing us to 2003. Iraq not having that much after 35 years. No idea why media thinks bush wanted oil. Or from any middle eastern countries in general. Doing what the US did in vietnam and korea seamed like just what the US did in Iraq... Stop the badguys from controling a country. Syrias the same. Killing his own people. Evidence of housing terrorists?

Lets think about history people
#18 - cherubium (01/24/2016) [-]
Islamists.
#43 - no power in the verse can clean away what my monitor has seen... 01/09/2016 on Here's a sponge +2
#136 - **JackThePornKing used "*roll 3, 1-1000*"** **JackThePornKi… 12/24/2015 on Can't wait until 2017 for... -1
#96 - ADHD ACTiVATE 12/14/2015 on All 6 Star Wars at once +1
#142 - Comment deleted 11/24/2015 on Religion of peace +1
#63 - Cartman is my spirit animal  [+] (8 new replies) 11/15/2015 on Anon becomes a jihadist -10
#89 - mindor (11/15/2015) [-]
>mfw heres the song
#133 - xxthegreat (11/15/2015) [-]
can I be linked to it please?
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#106 - linesflag (11/15/2015) [-]
is there a full version of this song? it sounds weirdly awesome
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#151 - thesirofponies (11/15/2015) [-]
Here is the sauce ZwiReK - Jihad Trap (Arabic flavoured Instrumental) xxthegreat here you go dude
#170 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]
I hate how catchy this song is
#162 - xxthegreat (11/16/2015) [-]
thx u ledge
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#153 - linesflag (11/15/2015) [-]
best man thx
#132 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
the full song is just this song looping a few times.
#2 - OOOOOOOOoooooooooooh 11/14/2015 on Taylor swift +3
#23 - the expendables?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2015 on Necromancer +28
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#65 - demandsgayversion (10/03/2015) [-]
Most underrated comment ever, that's fucking hilarious