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JackSchidt    

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Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

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#1 - so, if zombies attack, she is gonna get sucker punched---a lot 05/26/2010 on Probably not so cool Shirts 0
#25 - thanks 05/26/2010 on A preposition. . . 0
#22 - preposition--a word in a sentence. PROposition--a propo…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2010 on A preposition. . . +26
User avatar #291 - LifeisIrony (05/26/2010) [-]
Oh sorry, I'm usually a grammar Nazi myself, not sure how this got past me.
#1319 - blindkungfumasta (06/15/2010) [-]
How ironic
User avatar #24 - PetroleumPinecone (05/26/2010) [-]
Logged in just to thumb that up xD
User avatar #25 - JackSchidt (05/26/2010) [-]
thanks
#13 - Ok, it is. Worry about it, do not. 05/26/2010 on How To Eat A Pokemon 0
#194 - you should also do princess bride about a 6 fingered ma… 05/26/2010 on Backwards Movies 6 +1
#67 - lol i was just yankin your chain. no harm intended 05/26/2010 on Bill Murray faps 3 times a day +1
#64 - why shouldnt i ask questions?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2010 on Bill Murray faps 3 times a day +1
User avatar #65 - patriotic canadian (05/26/2010) [-]
good question

i dont care
User avatar #67 - JackSchidt (05/26/2010) [-]
lol i was just yankin your chain. no harm intended
#61 - and the winner by knockout is ROFLcopter! 05/26/2010 on Bill Murray faps 3 times a day +2
#59 - aren't you dead?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2010 on Bill Murray faps 3 times a day +2
User avatar #62 - patriotic canadian (05/26/2010) [-]
dont question shit
User avatar #64 - JackSchidt (05/26/2010) [-]
why shouldnt i ask questions?
User avatar #65 - patriotic canadian (05/26/2010) [-]
good question

i dont care
User avatar #67 - JackSchidt (05/26/2010) [-]
lol i was just yankin your chain. no harm intended
#9 - my buddy was workin graveyard, and this was like 4 in the morn…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2010 on How To Eat A Pokemon 0
#56 - loke (05/26/2010) [-]
Actually the incorrect use of the phrase "Rule of thumb" is an inside joke here at work. My industry has a lot of foreigners, so they often screw up phrases. This particular one was quite amusing, so it stuck with us.

Like the chick from NCIS.
User avatar #57 - JackSchidt (05/26/2010) [-]
but i bet the zhiva is a lot better lookin than your co worker
#58 - loke (05/26/2010) [-]
Without a doubt. He's a he. My jobsite's a sausage fest. :(
#3 - ill try not to be insulted. that is me. oh ****…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2010 on How To Eat A Pokemon +3
User avatar #4 - airguitar (05/25/2010) [-]
Yes very oh shit moment XD, I didn't mean as much the picture as the way you were talking it seemed animalish to me except with less nigger. Hilarious though, I'm usually a fan of animal unless he sets his profile pic as blue waffle -.-
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User avatar #13 - JackSchidt (05/26/2010) [-]
Ok, it is. Worry about it, do not.
#68 - dont believe him all mammals can carry rabies 05/25/2010 on PARKING SIGN 0
#67 - actually ALL mammals, including squirrels, can get rabies 05/25/2010 on PARKING SIGN 0
#6 - thanks ----you should make a profile--we could use more older,… 05/25/2010 on What's Opera Doc 0
#11 - Lesbia---pure win 05/25/2010 on Conversation with a Lesbian +1
#75 - its summer he is getting a tan  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2010 on Shenanigans Ft. airguitar +2
#86 - Clembo (05/25/2010) [-]
if he's going to the beach.. dont forget to bring a towel!
#74 - you win! 05/25/2010 on Shenanigans Ft. airguitar -1
#1 - does it work on any other browsers? i use chrome 05/25/2010 on Justin Bieber removing addon -1
#64 - now im not sayin hes an idiot--i just was pointing it out---ki…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2010 on Staredav Vs. Uncle Phil... -1
User avatar #70 - airlaflair (05/25/2010) [-]
nah man no offence taken was jst trying to be a little funny lol i guess is i didnt do it to well
#61 - did nobody else notice that he spelled staredad wrong?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2010 on Staredav Vs. Uncle Phil... +1
User avatar #63 - airlaflair (05/25/2010) [-]
I did too , he is an idiot
User avatar #64 - JackSchidt (05/25/2010) [-]
now im not sayin hes an idiot--i just was pointing it out---kinda funny

i apologize for implying you were anything but smart
User avatar #70 - airlaflair (05/25/2010) [-]
nah man no offence taken was jst trying to be a little funny lol i guess is i didnt do it to well
#1 - too soon lol 05/25/2010 on Anne Frank -1
#28 - win! 05/25/2010 on PARKING SIGN 0
#270 - i like the black one----repost of the shirt, indeed wel… 05/25/2010 on Shirts for Sale -1
#40 - after you posted this i got into that chain too---twas fun …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2010 on THE DESIGNER COMMENT CHAIN +1
User avatar #48 - crimsonviper (05/25/2010) [-]
ty! :-)
#115 - the game still works--i found it 05/24/2010 on Google Eastereggs -1

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