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Gender: male
Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

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#21 - well, then i couldnt have known it was a repost. so it stays.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2010 on for sale sign 0
User avatar #22 - DamonMerk (05/27/2010) [-]
I'm not really all that mad about it, since you didn't know. It really only bugs me when people intentionally do it.
User avatar #23 - JackSchidt (05/27/2010) [-]
i know right?
i been accused of using paint to change a pixel--and i dont cuz i never cheat on anything--if you cant win without cheating, it isnt much of a win, ya know?
#7 - i am not saying that---im just expressing MY opinion that this… 05/27/2010 on Tifa Lochart 0
#1 - what is this obsession with making fj into apple apps? why not…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2010 on This Would Be the BESt app... +1
User avatar #2 - TheSasukeUchiha (05/28/2010) [-]
I think its because the iPhone is a really damned popular phone. And if you got the iPhone coding done, then how hard would it be to get it to work for other phones? I dunno, I'm not a programmer. Your avatar looks like one, though.
User avatar #3 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
used to be one--but i am a self taught computer geek---built my own computer using scrounged parts from the ground up
#5 - i will agree with that--but i come here to laugh if i wanna…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2010 on Tifa Lochart 0
User avatar #6 - Mnemic (05/27/2010) [-]
so should i remove this pic then??
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (05/27/2010) [-]
i am not saying that---im just expressing MY opinion that this is supposed to be funny. Im not gonna be upset or have a bad day because you leave it up. and if it does well for you, then congratulations.
#1 - om nom nom NOT FUNNY  [+] (6 new replies) 05/27/2010 on Tifa Lochart -1
#8 - JoNJoShY (05/27/2010) [-]
WHO CARES!? SHE'S FUCKING HOT!
#3 - SSMLM (05/27/2010) [-]
No it's not funny


But this girl is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fucking hot
User avatar #5 - JackSchidt (05/27/2010) [-]
i will agree with that--but i come here to laugh
if i wanna see hot asian chicks ill go google that

today is looking like a day with more junk than funny
User avatar #6 - Mnemic (05/27/2010) [-]
so should i remove this pic then??
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (05/27/2010) [-]
i am not saying that---im just expressing MY opinion that this is supposed to be funny. Im not gonna be upset or have a bad day because you leave it up. and if it does well for you, then congratulations.
User avatar #4 - Mnemic (05/27/2010) [-]
Exactly my point
#114 - yeah robin williams shut your ******* face, un… 05/27/2010 on self destruct +2
#113 - sorry meant that for robin 05/27/2010 on self destruct +1
#112 - yeah shut your ******* face, uncle ****** 05/27/2010 on self destruct 0
#1 - and you were searching for cute boys, why?  [+] (8 new replies) 05/27/2010 on Pedophiles, They're... +3
#4 - Zrfm (05/28/2010) [-]
Maybe I have a cute boy fetish? Maybe I'm a 14 year old girl? Maybe I like typing random things into Google? The world is full of questions my friend.
User avatar #5 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
i hope you realize i meant it only as a joke--not anything more
#6 - Zrfm (05/28/2010) [-]
Haha, yeah.
User avatar #8 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
good because i dont make a habit of insulting or offending people online

except maybe stupid people.
User avatar #2 - FannyFart (05/27/2010) [-]
i was ust abt to say tht
#3 - gnrnod (05/27/2010) [-]
Zfrm throws pockeball
A PedoBear appears
Zfrm is ashamed
Pedobear uses google search
It's super effective
Zfrm is proven to be searching for cute boys.
#7 - Zrfm (05/28/2010) [-]
Note to self, consider compromising self next time you post something online.
#9 - gnrnod (05/28/2010) [-]
You truly should xD
#158 - thats very funny. perhaps you should post it  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2010 on Not a thumbwhore, you say ? +1
#82 - Glad you took that well---i wasnt at all trying to disrespect … 05/27/2010 on A SMART BLONDE? +1
#139 - nope it got deleted---you can insert spaces around the dots an…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2010 on Not a thumbwhore, you say ? +1
#151 - Rustywolf (05/27/2010) [-]
good idea

www . math . utah . edu / ~pa / math / equations / e9 . gif
User avatar #158 - JackSchidt (05/27/2010) [-]
thats very funny. perhaps you should post it
#301 - jesus ******* christ---what a ******* … 05/27/2010 on Epic Bonfire Lighting Fail 0
#137 - and what about over 9000? is that just a theoretical number now?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/27/2010 on Not a thumbwhore, you say ? +1
#138 - Rustywolf (05/27/2010) [-]
[url deleted]
If you can see the link, then this is the THEORY of over 9000.
Else...
User avatar #139 - JackSchidt (05/27/2010) [-]
nope it got deleted---you can insert spaces around the dots and slashes--that should get it to post
#151 - Rustywolf (05/27/2010) [-]
good idea

www . math . utah . edu / ~pa / math / equations / e9 . gif
User avatar #158 - JackSchidt (05/27/2010) [-]
thats very funny. perhaps you should post it
#79 - dude . . . chill everything is either a repost or a …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2010 on A SMART BLONDE? +1
User avatar #81 - DudeChill (05/27/2010) [-]
ye thats true
User avatar #82 - JackSchidt (05/27/2010) [-]
Glad you took that well---i wasnt at all trying to disrespect you--personally i dont care if its a comic or a repost--if i laugh, i thumb it up
#19 - i posted it as i downloaded--no repost warning came up  [+] (4 new replies) 05/27/2010 on for sale sign 0
User avatar #20 - DamonMerk (05/27/2010) [-]
The original didn't have the banner at the bottom. And slight change like that and it won't make it as a repost.
User avatar #21 - JackSchidt (05/27/2010) [-]
well, then i couldnt have known it was a repost. so it stays.
User avatar #22 - DamonMerk (05/27/2010) [-]
I'm not really all that mad about it, since you didn't know. It really only bugs me when people intentionally do it.
User avatar #23 - JackSchidt (05/27/2010) [-]
i know right?
i been accused of using paint to change a pixel--and i dont cuz i never cheat on anything--if you cant win without cheating, it isnt much of a win, ya know?
#222 - coooooool 05/26/2010 on JUIST GOT PWNED -1
#220 - and my parents, Fulla and Pisa?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2010 on JUIST GOT PWNED 0
User avatar #221 - DoomedtoInsanity (05/26/2010) [-]
Yup, all of them
User avatar #222 - JackSchidt (05/26/2010) [-]
coooooool
#10 - i am gonna be the voice of dissent. the same people who bitche…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/26/2010 on How i feel about fj now +1
User avatar #22 - TATTYBOJANGLES (05/27/2010) [-]
Yes, but comics have been done to death, they're all inside jokes, all the same and they went stale a long time ago. Nothing lasts forever and to be fair, they were never really funny to begin with. None of them are really "original" anymore. Dsend, mondo, bing and whoever else are all part of some stupid little popularity contest, and funnyjunk has just become about whos the biggest FJ celebrity and who has the most thumbs. Its time to move on to something else, or funnyjunk is done for.
User avatar #35 - JackSchidt (05/27/2010) [-]
Although i disagree with you, I respect your opinion, and your right to voice it. MY opinion is, some of them are really very well done, and funny, and as such we shouldnt say all comics suck.
#12 - loke (05/26/2010) [-]
I'll go one step further in agreement. people who piss and moan about reposts, and want original content should be making their own shit, so they can say "Why can't you be more like me" instead of someone who pisses and moans about something they are honestly doing NOTHING about. Except piss and moan. which does nothing.
#39 - mr skeltal (05/27/2010) [-]
hey i make my own content thats funny, not comics or compilations just original funny pictures, my highest is 5 thumbs. cant be arsed to sign in, i was a diehard FJer, but now its not in my favourites instead...and i never wanted this...4chan is.
User avatar #23 - TATTYBOJANGLES (05/27/2010) [-]
Its not "why can't you be more like me" its just the fact that this site is called funnyjunk, so it shouldnt be too much to ask that something funny should be on here. Also, you cant really say these comics don't have a certain amount of fanboy-ism, where people only thumb things up because there following a trend that is set by these thumb whore comic makers.
#218 - its roll, not rolls  [+] (5 new replies) 05/26/2010 on JUIST GOT PWNED 0
#250 - kasparovnutter (05/27/2010) [-]
Ah thanks man. :)
User avatar #219 - DoomedtoInsanity (05/26/2010) [-]
I know your cousin, Bull!
User avatar #220 - JackSchidt (05/26/2010) [-]
and my parents, Fulla and Pisa?
User avatar #221 - DoomedtoInsanity (05/26/2010) [-]
Yup, all of them
User avatar #222 - JackSchidt (05/26/2010) [-]
coooooool
#5 - ****** now we are doomed. 05/26/2010 on ME IN STAR WARS +1
#57 - but i bet the zhiva is a lot better lookin than your co worker  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2010 on How To Eat A Pokemon 0
#58 - loke (05/26/2010) [-]
Without a doubt. He's a he. My jobsite's a sausage fest. :(
#49 - enjoy your block--only friends may put links on my pictures. 05/26/2010 on How To Eat A Pokemon 0
#48 - enjoy your block, assface. i dont go on 4chan--this is off of… 05/26/2010 on How To Eat A Pokemon 0
#90 - that would be the passenger, not the driver, stupid anon 05/26/2010 on Lucky Man Is Lucky 0

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