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JackSchidt

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Gender: male
Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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Content Thumbs: 28191 total,  32171 ,  3980
Comment Thumbs: 7754 total,  16308 ,  8554
Content Level Progress: 17% (170/1000)
Level 228 Content: Mind Blower → Level 229 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:29
Content Views:394729
Times Content Favorited:3791 times
Total Comments Made:7636
FJ Points:4688
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

latest user's comments

#55 - you may message me any time you want for any reason---thats wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2010 on Picture? -1
#57 - Moushi (05/28/2010) [-]
Alrighty^^ Sounds like a plan^^
#13 - i call ******** on your ******** (ge…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/28/2010 on So much win +1
#14 - BlackSheep (05/28/2010) [-]
someone must have hacked my account
#20 - WISDOMANON (05/28/2010) [-]
L<---capitol
l<===lower case
your argument is invalid.
#32 - BlackSheep (05/29/2010) [-]
capital I noy capital l
#33 - BlackSheep (05/29/2010) [-]
capital eye* since it doesnt show up the other way
User avatar #21 - TheSandalMan (05/28/2010) [-]
Wisdom has been spoken.
#22 - WISDOMANON (05/28/2010) [-]
someone obviously does not know the confines of his keyboard(blacksheep i mean)
User avatar #23 - TheSandalMan (05/28/2010) [-]
He seems to be in denial because of the epic screen cap.

Guess it's understandable.
#24 - WISDOMANON (05/28/2010) [-]
true,i still dont understand cuz hes a part of all the win,,,
User avatar #25 - TheSandalMan (05/28/2010) [-]
You know.

I thought the same thing.
#53 - do you also use the best 80s word ever---GNARLY! 05/28/2010 on Picture? +1
#52 - i checked out your content, young lady--quite good, i do say. …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2010 on Picture? -1
#54 - Moushi (05/28/2010) [-]
Lol nah I don't use gnarly, but I might have to start just because you reminded me.
Thank you very much!^^
Hope you dont mind me PMing you new comics, I dont PM my compilations unless of course you want me to^^
User avatar #56 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
and im still lookin for the "ugly mug"--sure isnt your picture--you look kinda like my wife, but without glasses.
User avatar #55 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
you may message me any time you want for any reason---thats what friends are for---comics, comps, pics, demotivationals, anything---cus i WILL do the same to you when i am online.
#57 - Moushi (05/28/2010) [-]
Alrighty^^ Sounds like a plan^^
#9 - TRUTH!!!!! http://www.funnyjunk.com/showcomment/6436327/#c73  [+] (11 new replies) 05/28/2010 on So much win +3
#12 - BlackSheep (05/28/2010) [-]
I call bullshit, someone probably took my account name but used a capital I instead of l
User avatar #13 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
i call bullshit on your bullshit (gettin deep in here)--went to YOUR profile through your comment and THERE it was---3 hours ago you posted those comments! lets see ya get yer way out of THIS, sheep of color!
#14 - BlackSheep (05/28/2010) [-]
someone must have hacked my account
#20 - WISDOMANON (05/28/2010) [-]
L<---capitol
l<===lower case
your argument is invalid.
#32 - BlackSheep (05/29/2010) [-]
capital I noy capital l
#33 - BlackSheep (05/29/2010) [-]
capital eye* since it doesnt show up the other way
User avatar #21 - TheSandalMan (05/28/2010) [-]
Wisdom has been spoken.
#22 - WISDOMANON (05/28/2010) [-]
someone obviously does not know the confines of his keyboard(blacksheep i mean)
User avatar #23 - TheSandalMan (05/28/2010) [-]
He seems to be in denial because of the epic screen cap.

Guess it's understandable.
#24 - WISDOMANON (05/28/2010) [-]
true,i still dont understand cuz hes a part of all the win,,,
User avatar #25 - TheSandalMan (05/28/2010) [-]
You know.

I thought the same thing.
#50 - yes it is grody to the max we used to say that i…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/28/2010 on Picture? 0
#51 - Moushi (05/28/2010) [-]
Lol, I say it every day XD
User avatar #53 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
do you also use the best 80s word ever---GNARLY!
User avatar #52 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
i checked out your content, young lady--quite good, i do say. welcome to my friends and enjoy the offerings i have.
#54 - Moushi (05/28/2010) [-]
Lol nah I don't use gnarly, but I might have to start just because you reminded me.
Thank you very much!^^
Hope you dont mind me PMing you new comics, I dont PM my compilations unless of course you want me to^^
User avatar #56 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
and im still lookin for the "ugly mug"--sure isnt your picture--you look kinda like my wife, but without glasses.
User avatar #55 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
you may message me any time you want for any reason---thats what friends are for---comics, comps, pics, demotivationals, anything---cus i WILL do the same to you when i am online.
#57 - Moushi (05/28/2010) [-]
Alrighty^^ Sounds like a plan^^
#93 - happy birthday bud! 05/28/2010 on Happy Birthday, AirGuitar! :D 0
#86 - thats funny for our anniversary i got my wife something sim…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/28/2010 on Happy Birthday, AirGuitar! :D +130
#1116 - anonexplains (05/29/2010) [-]
thats funny
for your anniversary your wife got you something similar--you wanted ass to mouth --but she didnt want to do that -- so she did the next best thing


her ass on your mouth
User avatar #1028 - UnstopableMuffin (05/28/2010) [-]
you cheap bastard.
your my hero.
User avatar #1081 - JackSchidt (05/29/2010) [-]
I'm not cheap. I'm THRIFTY.
User avatar #1088 - UnstopableMuffin (05/29/2010) [-]
ok. whatever helps you sleep at night.
_Cough
Cheap
_Cough
User avatar #1097 - JackSchidt (05/29/2010) [-]
THRIFTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #1098 - UnstopableMuffin (05/29/2010) [-]
CHEAP!!!
User avatar #1099 - JackSchidt (05/29/2010) [-]
CHEAP!!!
User avatar #1101 - UnstopableMuffin (05/29/2010) [-]
THRI- oh, your good.
your goooooooooooood.
CHEAP!
#822 - Jacek (05/28/2010) [-]
i want to thumb u up kind sir but youre at 69....xD
User avatar #620 - SeanHere (05/28/2010) [-]
ur comment made me laugh more then the picture lol.
User avatar #388 - jezzuschrizzist (05/28/2010) [-]
u remind me of the office when he ends up giving the kids batteries
#104 - PineappleToaster (05/28/2010) [-]
EPIC WIN
#1102 - anonexplains (05/29/2010) [-]
Toaster's can't even pineapple.
#3 - used to be one--but i am a self taught computer geek---built m… 05/28/2010 on This Would Be the BESt app... 0
#8 - good because i dont make a habit of insulting or offending peo… 05/28/2010 on Pedophiles, They're... 0
#5 - i hope you realize i meant it only as a joke--not anything more  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2010 on Pedophiles, They're... 0
#6 - Zrfm (05/28/2010) [-]
Haha, yeah.
User avatar #8 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
good because i dont make a habit of insulting or offending people online

except maybe stupid people.
#373 - you made me lol 05/28/2010 on Admit it +1
#367 - im not mad at ya dude--if i was, trust me, i woulda gone off--… 05/28/2010 on Admit it +2
#363 - meant to say almost got rooked---left a word out-oops 05/28/2010 on Admit it 0
#362 - then they must have recently changed something---used to be th…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2010 on Admit it 0
#365 - ybigballz (05/28/2010) [-]
i know he did,almost, america has gotten way to touchy over the stupiodest stuff and i didn't mean to make anyone made i just don't want anyone gettin hauled off for a hatecrime when they really did nothing but tie a knot
User avatar #367 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
im not mad at ya dude--if i was, trust me, i woulda gone off---its just a discussion on the internet--no reason for me to get upset.

way i see it everyone is entitled to their say--so long as they aren't rude about it, i won't get pissy
#358 - what is a labtop?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2010 on Admit it +1
#368 - ybigballz (05/28/2010) [-]
a roof unless you have an outdoors methlab
User avatar #373 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
you made me lol
#357 - not just makin the knot--it then has to be used in a threaten…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/28/2010 on Admit it +5
#359 - ybigballz (05/28/2010) [-]
that's funny jackSchidt doesn't know jack shit i work construction a guy was bored waiting for his partner he made a twelve loop noose and hung it off a pipe as a joke to his partner who was a straight white male he left it up and went to lunch came back and 2 black men where looking at it long story short after the fbi was involved they told him one more loop and you would be headed away for five years i didn't beleive it but then i looked it up just possesing the knot if up to 5yrs threatening with them is punishable with up to 15 yrs
User avatar #363 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
meant to say almost got rooked---left a word out-oops
User avatar #362 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
then they must have recently changed something---used to be that a hate crime had to have intent of threatening. your friend got rooked by the justice system--its obvious he had no evil intent, it was just a little joke. people need to be less sensitive.
#365 - ybigballz (05/28/2010) [-]
i know he did,almost, america has gotten way to touchy over the stupiodest stuff and i didn't mean to make anyone made i just don't want anyone gettin hauled off for a hatecrime when they really did nothing but tie a knot
User avatar #367 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
im not mad at ya dude--if i was, trust me, i woulda gone off---its just a discussion on the internet--no reason for me to get upset.

way i see it everyone is entitled to their say--so long as they aren't rude about it, i won't get pissy
#356 - *grins 05/28/2010 on Admit it +2
#351 - i been here--just showing offline to anybody whos not friends …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2010 on Admit it +2
User avatar #353 - kadabra (05/28/2010) [-]
fair enough, haha you had my all time favourite content
User avatar #356 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
*grins
#9 - i been staring at your avatar for some time now and i am ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2010 on death is funny 0
#10 - ChronicM (05/28/2010) [-]
Causing seizures, LIKE A BOSS!
#330 - dont you think thats a decision for the OWNER OF THIS PIC to m…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2010 on Admit it +2
User avatar #350 - kadabra (05/28/2010) [-]
wow i havn't seen you on FJ in ages
User avatar #351 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
i been here--just showing offline to anybody whos not friends (which you are now, thanks) to hide from mine enemies
User avatar #353 - kadabra (05/28/2010) [-]
fair enough, haha you had my all time favourite content
User avatar #356 - JackSchidt (05/28/2010) [-]
*grins
#3 - your epitaph should be either A) I SMELL BACON or …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2010 on death is funny 0
User avatar #7 - itsybitsyspider (05/28/2010) [-]
I want my tombstone to say 'bbl'
#12 - ChronicM (05/28/2010) [-]
Mines gonna say: "Respawn in 5....."
#1 - pay attention in science class, you'll find out 05/27/2010 on MAGNETS +1
#23 - i know right? i been accused of using paint to change a pix… 05/27/2010 on for sale sign 0
#35 - Although i disagree with you, I respect your opinion, and your… 05/27/2010 on How i feel about fj now 0

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