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Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

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#223 - he talked. did you even see episode one? for instance there's… 07/30/2011 on Awkward Darth Maul 0
#223 - Well, you could say "hi" and my name.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2011 on Clever hijacked busdriver 0
User avatar #226 - unkownthous (07/30/2011) [-]
Hi jackschidt.
User avatar #229 - JackSchidt (07/31/2011) [-]
hehehe hijack! lol
#70 - hijacks the bus  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2011 on Clever hijacked busdriver +4
User avatar #75 - unkownthous (07/29/2011) [-]
I got nothing. I'm just not clever or witty.
User avatar #223 - JackSchidt (07/30/2011) [-]
Well, you could say "hi" and my name.
User avatar #226 - unkownthous (07/30/2011) [-]
Hi jackschidt.
User avatar #229 - JackSchidt (07/31/2011) [-]
hehehe hijack! lol
#17 - i expected the next line to be "heeeeeeeeeres your sign" 07/29/2011 on Krinkles +1
#2 - i hope it never gets done again 07/28/2011 on Shatters logic 0
#284 - fail. it's spelled "fapped" 07/28/2011 on Tattoo Fail 0
#5 - good man! 07/27/2011 on Playstation MP3s +2
#3 - I meant whoever made the pic. Cant believe some people still …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Playstation MP3s +2
User avatar #4 - HGOnethreeone (07/27/2011) [-]
Oh, ok. And agreed. Proud user of Chrome here.
User avatar #5 - JackSchidt (07/27/2011) [-]
good man!
#1 - option 4...get a real browser  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Playstation MP3s +2
User avatar #2 - HGOnethreeone (07/27/2011) [-]
Not my pic.
User avatar #3 - JackSchidt (07/27/2011) [-]
I meant whoever made the pic. Cant believe some people still arent ditching IE
User avatar #4 - HGOnethreeone (07/27/2011) [-]
Oh, ok. And agreed. Proud user of Chrome here.
User avatar #5 - JackSchidt (07/27/2011) [-]
good man!
#36 - really? don't you mean you cropped in the hopes nobody would n… 07/23/2011 on Southpark facts 2 0
#2 - it does, but the title of my mass just fit with the descriptio… 07/23/2011 on IE on FJ 0
#523 - Comment deleted 07/21/2011 on Mind Fucked +4
#344 - dude, if it sprays out in 12 streams, you need to see a doctor… 07/20/2011 on NSFW +3
#3 - ALSO NOTE THE SPEEDOMETER IS AT 42 MILES AN HOUR. 42. A… 07/20/2011 on car humor +1
#51 - i despise it. thats why i only facebook chat with windows liv… 07/20/2011 on Creator of New Facebook Chat +3
#18 - i do what fed ex drivers and ups drivers do---i go an extra bl…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2011 on SIGNAL FUUUU 0
User avatar #20 - AlfredNeuman (07/20/2011) [-]
thats smart... didn't thy do something like that on mythbusters?
#5 - Allow me to explain why it is better he remain alive. When an…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2011 on TRY YOUR LUCK TO KILL HIM -1
User avatar #7 - dubbz (07/19/2011) [-]
then help me get quad thumbs.
removes his existance( including the moment he was born)
#70 - and YOU were born unable to spell a simple word like "DEAF" 07/19/2011 on The Adventures of Helen... 0
#1 - TOTALLY AGREE. ONLY THING WORSE IS WHEN THEY ARE SIGNALLING, Y…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2011 on SIGNAL FUUUU +2
User avatar #4 - AlfredNeuman (07/19/2011) [-]
that is annoying as fuck... I'm always paranoid when turning left like that..
User avatar #18 - JackSchidt (07/20/2011) [-]
i do what fed ex drivers and ups drivers do---i go an extra block so i can arrive at my destination with a minimum of left turns.
User avatar #20 - AlfredNeuman (07/20/2011) [-]
thats smart... didn't thy do something like that on mythbusters?
#1 - my latest update. i shall have great fun with this fb app--th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2011 on Status Via Potato +24
User avatar #2 - mofoinghfl (07/18/2011) [-]
funniest shit ever lmao
#726 - YES 07/18/2011 on Too soon? Or too late? 0
#31 - resinging, eh? as in singing again? as opposed to reSIGNing? 07/18/2011 on 19 Years later -3
#1032 - in your opinion. granted, i don't see much humor in them eith… 07/17/2011 on Read Description Niggas 0
#639 - but this guy didn't. if you went to the link in the descriptio…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2011 on Read Description Niggas -1
User avatar #658 - Omegashenron (07/17/2011) [-]
No, it's just blind luck and almost everyday a 3 new roll post are on the frontpage. It's annoying and not funny in the slightest.
User avatar #1032 - JackSchidt (07/17/2011) [-]
in your opinion. granted, i don't see much humor in them either, but some people must.
#375 - I did. I work with a TG/TS individual named sarah--really grea…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2011 on HOW I: 0
User avatar #378 - evbliss (07/17/2011) [-]
yah that what I thought, I worked in this group called Jer's Vision, there mostly an organization that fights for gay rights, but they include Transgendered and Transexual people in it, and my boss was almost sure that is was offensive, but I was never told by people I knew to be TG/TS that it was, so yah, I will take your word for it

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