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Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
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#22 - that baby has always disturbed me.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2011 on feldaris's profile 0
#23 - fjmod (08/18/2011) [-]
He's so fuckin cute
User avatar #24 - JackSchidt (08/18/2011) [-]
seriously though, if you're buttfucking fake plastic deer, you need to get laid. fo real!
#25 - fjmod (08/18/2011) [-]
Bitch it was concrete. I pounded it so fucking hard I sent concrete chips flying. My peckers so small that I couldn't do much damage. Drilled a hole just big enough to fit a fire cracker into. I know it's not much, But it's all I've got :(
#20 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/18/2011 on feldaris's profile 0
#21 - fjmod (08/18/2011) [-]
Buttsecks indeed
User avatar #22 - JackSchidt (08/18/2011) [-]
that baby has always disturbed me.
#23 - fjmod (08/18/2011) [-]
He's so fuckin cute
User avatar #24 - JackSchidt (08/18/2011) [-]
seriously though, if you're buttfucking fake plastic deer, you need to get laid. fo real!
#25 - fjmod (08/18/2011) [-]
Bitch it was concrete. I pounded it so fucking hard I sent concrete chips flying. My peckers so small that I couldn't do much damage. Drilled a hole just big enough to fit a fire cracker into. I know it's not much, But it's all I've got :(
#18 - humpin a deer?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/18/2011 on feldaris's profile 0
User avatar #19 - fjmod (08/18/2011) [-]
Made it my bitch
#20 - JackSchidt (08/18/2011) [-]
#21 - fjmod (08/18/2011) [-]
Buttsecks indeed
User avatar #22 - JackSchidt (08/18/2011) [-]
that baby has always disturbed me.
#23 - fjmod (08/18/2011) [-]
He's so fuckin cute
User avatar #24 - JackSchidt (08/18/2011) [-]
seriously though, if you're buttfucking fake plastic deer, you need to get laid. fo real!
#25 - fjmod (08/18/2011) [-]
Bitch it was concrete. I pounded it so fucking hard I sent concrete chips flying. My peckers so small that I couldn't do much damage. Drilled a hole just big enough to fit a fire cracker into. I know it's not much, But it's all I've got :(
#7 - carlos norris 08/17/2011 on iCasket 0
#4 - neat trick. seeing as my only closet has no door and i can see…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2011 on iCasket 0
User avatar #6 - snuffyking (08/17/2011) [-]
SHIT WHO DID I JUST RAPE
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (08/17/2011) [-]
carlos norris
#2 - and you are?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/17/2011 on iCasket 0
User avatar #3 - snuffyking (08/17/2011) [-]
... in your closet whatching your every move
User avatar #4 - JackSchidt (08/17/2011) [-]
neat trick. seeing as my only closet has no door and i can see into it right now. are you the headphones or the busted printer?
User avatar #6 - snuffyking (08/17/2011) [-]
SHIT WHO DID I JUST RAPE
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (08/17/2011) [-]
carlos norris
#2 - there's an old saying...you can lead a horse to water, but you… 08/17/2011 on Learn to Spell +2
#65 - its called a compilation. everybody seems to repost. get over it. 08/16/2011 on Motivational Life 17 -3
#20 - step 4: Learn to spell "servant" 08/13/2011 on Random Comp 7 -3
#1 - Picture 08/10/2011 on Facebook Win +10
#94 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2011 on Consuela +7
User avatar #112 - evbliss (08/10/2011) [-]
don't know whether to thumb down or up
#63 - Comment deleted 08/07/2011 on Autocorrect comp 0
#221 - you can hush too 08/04/2011 on Must Do This +2
#220 - hush, you. we don't wanna hear how missouri is cooler. 08/04/2011 on Must Do This +3
#219 - you, sir, are quite mad.after 3 straight months of 100+ temps-… 08/04/2011 on Must Do This 0
#206 - BEHOLD! HIS MIGHTY HAND!  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2011 on Red sea of thumbs +33
#219 - yokiewartooth (08/04/2011) [-]
#212 - anonymous (08/04/2011) [-]
Part the red sea
Hopefully those guards have good armor
No they don't
Maybe they do
Theyyyy dooon't
Noww act like you didn't do it
They're not buyinnng it
- Tobuscus, Assassin's Creed Literal Trailer, Youtube 2010
#216 - fmaestrolol (08/04/2011) [-]
#550 - <----Demi God Wizard! YAY 08/02/2011 on PROFIT 0
#546 - **JackSchidt rolls 03** undead bard. my favorite!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2011 on PROFIT 0
#564 - plagueincarnate (08/02/2011) [-]
inorite?
#129 - ko  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2011 on Original Troll Science +1
User avatar #170 - imjohnwaynepilgrim (08/01/2011) [-]
skcirt dna seoh tub tihs t'nia sehctib
#127 - ?yhw did uoy lleps llort gnorw  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2011 on Original Troll Science +2
#128 - anonassassin (08/01/2011) [-]
tndid rehtob gnikcehc saw gnipyt oot tsaf
User avatar #129 - JackSchidt (08/01/2011) [-]
ko
User avatar #170 - imjohnwaynepilgrim (08/01/2011) [-]
skcirt dna seoh tub tihs t'nia sehctib
#5 - nope...i still thumb ed it cuz it's true. just pointing out … 08/01/2011 on How I see FunnyJunk 0
#3 - I dont know any show called "Who's line is in anyway?&quo…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2011 on How I see FunnyJunk 0
User avatar #4 - gerfgrof (08/01/2011) [-]
lol, im just a huge fuck up :D
User avatar #5 - JackSchidt (08/01/2011) [-]
nope...i still thumbed it cuz it's true. just pointing out the slight mistake.
#229 - hehehe hijack! lol 07/31/2011 on Clever hijacked busdriver 0
#1 - no tit le soc lever?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2011 on notitlesoclever 0
User avatar #2 - lysham (07/30/2011) [-]
yea..hahha
#119 - something they won't teach you in history: the civil war was n… 07/30/2011 on Random Comp 0

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