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Gender: male
Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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Content Thumbs: 28191 total,  32169 ,  3978
Comment Thumbs: 7754 total,  16308 ,  8554
Content Level Progress: 17% (170/1000)
Level 228 Content: Mind Blower → Level 229 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 52% (52/100)
Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:29
Content Views:385505
Times Content Favorited:3791 times
Total Comments Made:7636
FJ Points:4688
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

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#45 - To quote Paul and Storm: If ya wanna turn your daddy parts ora…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2011 on Artist +1
User avatar #117 - Moushi (09/09/2011) [-]
Lol I'm not sure what that has to do with turning 21 but thanks!! XD
User avatar #120 - JackSchidt (09/09/2011) [-]
have you learned nothing about me? my middle name is Random. Jack Random Schidt
#228 - how could bush have made a law in washington state? he was gov… 09/02/2011 on Sex you say? (Part 4) 0
#1208 - as art thou as well  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2011 on Ultimate Girlfriend 0
User avatar #1212 - Kintaki (09/01/2011) [-]
Let us go forth post haste and have jolly gay days!
#1202 - It is a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a wo…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2011 on Ultimate Girlfriend +3
User avatar #1204 - Kintaki (09/01/2011) [-]
You my good chap are most certainly a winner.
User avatar #1208 - JackSchidt (09/01/2011) [-]
as art thou as well
User avatar #1212 - Kintaki (09/01/2011) [-]
Let us go forth post haste and have jolly gay days!
#1 - no worries, **** head spammer. you will soon be banned 08/25/2011 on cozummerkezii's profile 0
#132 - "you skill in reading this"? You kind of forgot a le… 08/25/2011 on The A to Z of Internet... +1
#5 - having an unplanned, very long vacation again. other than that… 08/24/2011 on WTF? 0
#1 - i was gonna post this pic, but you already did...so i thumb …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2011 on EARTH QUAKE! +2
#2 - imasexualpanther has deleted their comment.
#3 - how you been pal?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2011 on WTF? 0
User avatar #4 - futuramafan (08/24/2011) [-]
good, you?
User avatar #5 - JackSchidt (08/24/2011) [-]
having an unplanned, very long vacation again. other than that we are great
#2 - good job beckybones...one thumb up for you 08/24/2011 on When Mom discovers... +3
#161 - well here's hopin that changes 08/23/2011 on morde's profile 0
#158 - cool. how is henny...aint seen him on in forever`  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2011 on morde's profile 0
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User avatar #161 - JackSchidt (08/23/2011) [-]
well here's hopin that changes
#155 - so other than that, how is my friend formerly known as bacula?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/23/2011 on morde's profile 0
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User avatar #158 - JackSchidt (08/23/2011) [-]
cool. how is henny...aint seen him on in forever`
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User avatar #161 - JackSchidt (08/23/2011) [-]
well here's hopin that changes
#153 - im betting its people who dont like you, for some inconceivabl…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/23/2011 on morde's profile 0
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User avatar #155 - JackSchidt (08/23/2011) [-]
so other than that, how is my friend formerly known as bacula?
#156 - morde has deleted their comment.
User avatar #158 - JackSchidt (08/23/2011) [-]
cool. how is henny...aint seen him on in forever`
#159 - morde has deleted their comment.
User avatar #161 - JackSchidt (08/23/2011) [-]
well here's hopin that changes
#2 - and i really appreciate your kind thoughts. people bitch abo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2011 on Philosoraptor +2
User avatar #3 - evbliss (08/25/2011) [-]
yah, its pretty annoying, I hope to do some OC soon myself but I hope that is gets at least some thumbs. LOL, I thumb for the good "bread" analogy!
#306 - so you want to tighten? I think you meant "lose" 08/21/2011 on You Want, You Lose (Part1) +4
#209 - and your pony only has 2 months to live. look at that yellow c… 08/20/2011 on Only place. . . +9
#207 - Comment deleted 08/20/2011 on Only place. . . 0
#203 - i hate ponies  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2011 on Only place. . . +3
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#62 - but still-- thumb s up for my pal moushi for blowing so many minds!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2011 on Black Magic +1
#63 - Someoneyouknow (08/20/2011) [-]
Thank you kind sir. You have saved my brain from eternal thought!
#61 - Look at the shadow on the wall. the small side is closest to t…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2011 on Black Magic +1
User avatar #62 - JackSchidt (08/20/2011) [-]
but still--thumbs up for my pal moushi for blowing so many minds!
#63 - Someoneyouknow (08/20/2011) [-]
Thank you kind sir. You have saved my brain from eternal thought!
#110 - awesome....wish ya all the happiness in the world pal! 08/20/2011 on morde's profile 0
#103 - hello member formerly known as bacula....hows it been bud?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2011 on morde's profile 0
#105 - morde has deleted their comment.
User avatar #110 - JackSchidt (08/20/2011) [-]
awesome....wish ya all the happiness in the world pal!
#116 - how in holy hell did this make front page? OP is beyong faggot…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/18/2011 on Soda +2
User avatar #117 - SonicTeam (08/18/2011) [-]
I'm such a fag. I can't get enough of that sweet cock.
User avatar #119 - mrkrill (08/19/2011) [-]
Sonic, you're not gay. But since you're OP, i'll just go with the stupid commentors: "DURR OP IS SO GAY THAT HE FUCKS WOMEN! DERPALLADOOHDAY!"

Btw, should I delete my older comment on this post? :/




















And AM I CRAZY?
User avatar #120 - SonicTeam (08/20/2011) [-]
It's not your fault. I'm just ruining the trolls by being a killjoy.
User avatar #121 - mrkrill (08/20/2011) [-]
Good for you! KILL THE TROLLS.
User avatar #122 - SonicTeam (08/20/2011) [-]
User avatar #123 - mrkrill (08/20/2011) [-]
That was funny. Hooray for funniness!
User avatar #124 - SonicTeam (08/20/2011) [-]
So how did you get a name like MrKrill?
User avatar #125 - mrkrill (08/20/2011) [-]
Me and my buddies were hanging out one night, an my good friend, he goes: "Yo Karsten dude, your name sounds like Krill!" (He was high as fuck and we were watching the Animal channel.) It was so funny that it stuck with me, and we still talk about it. And i'm a boy, so I just put Mr. In front of it. How did you get yours?
User avatar #126 - SonicTeam (08/20/2011) [-]
DUDE. High people are funny. LOL.
One day I was playing Sonic 2 on my PS2. I started to enjoy the music from the game so much I wanted to download it. So I opened up Limewire (when it still was up) and searched it by the title of the zone. The name SonicTeam came up. I liked the name a lot and stuck with it. LMAO. Funny how things turn out. Even more ridiculous is that I got the entire video game soundtrack from every sonic game I can think of (except Sonic Colors cause I haven't played it). I would walk around my street with the music and act like him. XD
User avatar #127 - mrkrill (08/20/2011) [-]
That sounds like a blast dude. I love the name. My friend Shadonic is obsessed with Sonic. I have to go to bed now because I have soccer at 6:00. It's been fun talking with you though.

If you have a PC, you will LOVE this link: http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1j3rHf/vimm.net/%3Fp%3Dvault
#24 - seriously though, if you're *********** fake plas…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2011 on feldaris's profile 0
#25 - fjmod (08/18/2011) [-]
Bitch it was concrete. I pounded it so fucking hard I sent concrete chips flying. My peckers so small that I couldn't do much damage. Drilled a hole just big enough to fit a fire cracker into. I know it's not much, But it's all I've got :(

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