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Age: 42
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

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#30 - oh my GOD! I haven't had Front in nearly a YEAR! THANKS EVERYONE! 04/19/2012 on Jack Schidt left his mark... +5
#29 - epic win reaction pic. thumb for you  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2012 on Jack Schidt left his mark... +2
User avatar #34 - shredheadxd (04/19/2012) [-]
hahaha thank you, i just made it for this comment lmao :P
User avatar #35 - JackSchidt (04/19/2012) [-]
honored, i am :)

#28 - no offense taken. After all, the twins are named Dum and Dipp 04/19/2012 on Jack Schidt left his mark... +33
#6 - THANKS ALL YOU GUYS AND GALS WHO HAVE SO FAR FOUND THIS AMUSIN… 04/19/2012 on Jack Schidt left his mark... +5
#5 - oh and i noticed when you posted this, there were 27 thumbs...… 04/19/2012 on Jack Schidt left his mark... +3
#4 - and you know why? I'LL TELL YOU WHY! I HAD MY TRAYYY… 04/19/2012 on Jack Schidt left his mark... +9
#146 - At least, here in America, we know how to spell sense.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Philosoraptor -61
#334 - sirhaddock (04/17/2012) [-]
**sirhaddock rolled a random image posted in comment #4005805 at FJ Pony Thread ** At least us other countries know how to spell "Colour"
User avatar #294 - thehandofgod (04/17/2012) [-]
P-p-p-please just, just stop. You are hurting America much more than you are helping us.
User avatar #155 - ThePrecious (04/17/2012) [-]
HOW MANY MILES IN A METER? A herp a derp. Get metric, you fools.
#208 - anonymous (04/17/2012) [-]
i think its 1672 meters in a mile :P

#194 - winniedawho (04/17/2012) [-]
haha laughed at this so much. being 'colonized' by Americans, we were affected by that fucking metric system. instead of easily moving decimal points, we have to memorize so many conversions.
User avatar #182 - ancano (04/17/2012) [-]
i really wished we used metric, although our measuring system is great for cooking.
#150 - frodothetroll has deleted their comment.
#534 - hey stupid. she was born in 1990. that makes her 22. how does … 04/16/2012 on Happy birthday Hermione...... +3
#281 - i worked for verizon for a year in tech. the troubleshooting …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2012 on Tech support +2
#309 - kortz (04/15/2012) [-]
Considering most of it goes automated now days sort of makes me worried for job security. But then end-users complain about the automated voices 'speaking' to them; so much so I've encountered people entering our place of business going into elaborate detail how they shouted at the recording for over xx minutes and demand we fix their problem now.

This is ironic considering they have such a bitch-fit when we are working to the core of the issue over the telephone, and unfortunately sometimes have to give them information they do not want to hear. That's not /OUR/ faults. It's the corporations, /WE/ are average people, just like everyone else.

>MFW I'm stuck on a shift of technical support chat.
#134 - a thumb for persistence. i wondered why you deleted two comments. 04/11/2012 on diet coke +1
#1 - Walter only sees them like that because of his self medicating…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2012 on How I see Boromir&Faramir... +3
#7 - Koekz has deleted their comment.
#114 - seriously? they put gater tags on bottles of pop over in europ…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/11/2012 on diet coke +4
#133 - tobinian has deleted their comment.
User avatar #140 - drdres (04/11/2012) [-]
Could be Germany?
User avatar #134 - JackSchidt (04/11/2012) [-]
a thumb for persistence. i wondered why you deleted two comments.
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#130 - tobinian has deleted their comment.
#44 - That's no moon. That's a space station  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2012 on The truth hurts... +29
#45 - jedic (04/03/2012) [-]
#366 - when my internet is down, i listen to my pirated music. watch …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2012 on When the internet is down 0
User avatar #367 - akakanorway (04/03/2012) [-]
Arr!
#343 - so when your internet is down, your computer becomes windows 9…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2012 on When the internet is down +9
User avatar #352 - akakanorway (04/03/2012) [-]
Pretty much
User avatar #366 - JackSchidt (04/03/2012) [-]
when my internet is down, i listen to my pirated music. watch my pirated movies. play pirated video games.

User avatar #367 - akakanorway (04/03/2012) [-]
Arr!
#206 - The really depressing bit is, in all honesty, your English ski… 04/02/2012 on Wow. +7
#216 - forty two  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2012 on Fuck Your Childhood 0
User avatar #264 - mcstorms (03/13/2012) [-]
LOL
#214 - close then. i knew who it was even if i didnt know how to spel… 03/11/2012 on life's a bitch 0
#148 - is that not Ansell Harriot from can't cook, won't cook?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2012 on life's a bitch 0
#182 - anonymous (03/10/2012) [-]
It's Ainsley
User avatar #214 - JackSchidt (03/11/2012) [-]
close then. i knew who it was even if i didnt know how to spell it. give you one guess how an American like me knows who he is.
#47 - *too alone 03/10/2012 on To alone to troll 0
#19 - I'd thumb this for ya, my mooshpie....but the captcha is broke…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2012 on Link and the Broken Vase 0
User avatar #20 - Moushi (03/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, the thumbs aren't even showing up for me.
#10 - What you REALLY do....bonk your head like a klutz 02/15/2012 on Stormtrooper What I Really Do +3
#8 - good luck finding an HD version. NBC Universal pulls any vids… 02/10/2012 on MORE COWBELL! BEST SNL EVER 0
#3351 - ok, we'll call it a draw 02/02/2012 on Moushi's profile 0
#3349 - miss you more purty lady  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2012 on Moushi's profile 0
User avatar #3350 - Moushi (02/01/2012) [-]
Impossibru!!!
#3351 - JackSchidt (02/02/2012) [-]
ok, we'll call it a draw

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