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JackSchidt

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Gender: male
Age: 45
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 28196 total,  32178 ,  3982
Comment Thumbs: 7754 total,  16308 ,  8554
Content Level Progress: 17% (170/1000)
Level 228 Content: Mind Blower → Level 229 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 52% (52/100)
Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:29
Content Views:413792
Times Content Favorited:3786 times
Total Comments Made:7636
FJ Points:4688
Favorite Tags: Boobs (89) | funny (72) | the (56) | a (43) | of (42) | and (38) | i (38) | ASS (35) | is (33) | You (31) | this (29) | are (27) | to (24) | fail (21) | tits (21) | sex (20) | it (17) | in (16) | shit (16) | Stupid (16)
in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

latest user's comments

#7 - also, i am jealous. your youtube is way cooler than mine. 05/21/2012 on hot sauce challenge 0
#4 - yer my friend...and i say this in all friendlines. you were d… 05/19/2012 on hot sauce challenge 0
#86 - *computer *crashed 05/14/2012 on Oh windows -2
#251 - the ebst one? EBST? surely you meant "best one" 05/14/2012 on pro photoshopping -2
#60 - just gonna leave this here and see what happens. 04/30/2012 on Transformation! +8
#242 - back in the 70s there WAS no MTV. It didn't start until August…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2012 on 70s teens vs today +3
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#250 - scienceftw (04/26/2012) [-]
Well, shit
#418 - Sure, why not? First of all, I am just one person, so your use… 04/24/2012 on cat+boobs=thumbs? 0
#416 - Don't cry. I only mention that to help you. I thought perhaps … 04/24/2012 on cat+boobs=thumbs? 0
#378 - He that is without sin among you, cast the first stone. You us…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2012 on cat+boobs=thumbs? +2
#383 - taila (04/24/2012) [-]
But...but I always use "you're" in the correct context...
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#416 - JackSchidt (04/24/2012) [-]
Don't cry. I only mention that to help you. I thought perhaps some ironic humor might help ease the pain a bit.
#405 - anon (04/24/2012) [-]
eat shit and die you no life mother fuckers.wanna correct that?
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#418 - JackSchidt (04/24/2012) [-]
Sure, why not? First of all, I am just one person, so your use of "motherfuckers" (plural) is incorrect. Secondly, you didn't capitalize "wanna". The third point is, I do have a life. I have a rich and full one at that. Good marriage, loving family, and friends who laugh at my jokes.
#370 - i thumbed this comment up...good one. what i don't understand … 04/24/2012 on cat+boobs=thumbs? +2