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Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

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#3 - who gives a fuck about snooki--she is nothing but an oompa loo… 03/31/2011 on Stupidity at its best! +5
#1 - *which what you said was "female sorceress one do …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2011 on FJ Community +2
#2 - bobejan (03/31/2011) [-]
I ask you my most humble apologies my master
User avatar #3 - JackSchidt (03/31/2011) [-]
Ok, I shall spare your life



this time
#6 - good choice..i am a lifelong pack fan--but the pats rank right…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2011 on Goooooooooo Packers! +1
#7 - kirstinmarie has deleted their comment.
#2 - do you have an android based smartphone? just load the site on…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2011 on Totally Looks Like +1
#3 - ZombieBrains has deleted their comment.
#6 - and how did you get past question 4, with its 4 identical answers?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2011 on doi it! link in description +1
#7 - nutritiouspillz has deleted their comment.
#3 - the two people who thumbed me down must like seeing penises. …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2011 on I came to fuck bitches +1
#4 - gotochurch (03/30/2011) [-]
gay.
#1 - with that prominently displayed phallus, this SHOULD be in NSFW  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2011 on I came to fuck bitches -1
User avatar #3 - JackSchidt (03/30/2011) [-]
the two people who thumbed me down must like seeing penises. gay much?
#4 - gotochurch (03/30/2011) [-]
gay.
#2 - funny video--but it's hyphenated---He-Man 03/29/2011 on Heman +1
#1 - if someone clicks that they will get ripped *puts on sungla… 03/29/2011 on Getting Ripped A Year Ago 0
#7 - you forgot bout the east coast reinstating slavery. when did …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2011 on oh my GOD 0
User avatar #9 - satanisthesavior (03/28/2011) [-]
Might as well... Most of the faggots over here are still just as racist as ever... >.>

Makes it easier to tell who to save last in a zombie apocalypse though... XD
#2 - dude, if she cooks as well as she speaks, you dont want her IN… 03/28/2011 on oh my GOD +1
#3 - next one, you GOTTA do with the crazy asian bitch in kill bill… 03/28/2011 on Top 10 Badasses +1
#673 - what are you doing in the carpark, marvin? parking cars… 03/27/2011 on High speed photography +1
#1 - creepy girl in foreground 03/26/2011 on Surprise Butt FK +3
#2 - to achieve biggerness, make sure you save the screencap in pai… 03/26/2011 on NEVER TRUST 4CHAN 0
#1 - needs to be just a tiny bit bigger  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2011 on NEVER TRUST 4CHAN 0
User avatar #2 - JackSchidt (03/26/2011) [-]
to achieve biggerness, make sure you save the screencap in paint as a PNG file--they aren't as compressed, and you don't lose size or detail that way
#1 - Comment deleted 03/26/2011 on Points2Shop (Legit) 0
#109 - i woulda loved to see the talking cow  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2011 on High speed photography 0
User avatar #470 - theomegaman (03/26/2011) [-]
That cow was hilarious. And the tank and Marvin in Restaurant.
User avatar #673 - JackSchidt (03/27/2011) [-]
what are you doing in the carpark, marvin?

parking cars..what else does one do in a carpark. dumdum
#108 - disney says that even though the movie made money, had a good … 03/26/2011 on High speed photography 0
#43 - love that movie...wish they would do the sequel  [+] (5 new replies) 03/25/2011 on High speed photography +1
User avatar #68 - theomegaman (03/25/2011) [-]
Same, can't see why they can't do Restaurant or Life, Universe and Everything.
User avatar #109 - JackSchidt (03/26/2011) [-]
i woulda loved to see the talking cow
User avatar #470 - theomegaman (03/26/2011) [-]
That cow was hilarious. And the tank and Marvin in Restaurant.
User avatar #673 - JackSchidt (03/27/2011) [-]
what are you doing in the carpark, marvin?

parking cars..what else does one do in a carpark. dumdum
User avatar #108 - JackSchidt (03/26/2011) [-]
disney says that even though the movie made money, had a good fan following and was generally well accepted by critics--it didn't do well enough
#41 - you like the orchestration? go to and listen to the origin… 03/25/2011 on High speed photography +1
#7 - now you also owe me a monitor--you are an evil man 03/25/2011 on me:1 science:0 +2
#35 - sure does. i work for verizon customer service...get calls bou…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2011 on iPhone 0
User avatar #36 - hiteshtoor (03/26/2011) [-]
is an iphone a plasma rifle/pistol that it has to COOL down? srsly......
#4 - not female, so no---although i did just puke on my keyboard. y…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/25/2011 on me:1 science:0 +4
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#5 - meloninspector (03/25/2011) [-]
#8 - pineapplepeople (03/25/2011) [-]
It's staring into my soul!
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (03/25/2011) [-]
now you also owe me a monitor--you are an evil man
#1 - did we miss 's mail last week, where he said NO BOOBS IN TH…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/25/2011 on me:1 science:0 0
#3 - meloninspector (03/25/2011) [-]
So your saying I would get in trouble for posting this pic?
User avatar #4 - JackSchidt (03/25/2011) [-]
not female, so no---although i did just puke on my keyboard. you now owe me a keyboard
#6 - kcfan has deleted their comment.
#5 - meloninspector (03/25/2011) [-]
#8 - pineapplepeople (03/25/2011) [-]
It's staring into my soul!
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (03/25/2011) [-]
now you also owe me a monitor--you are an evil man

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