Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

JackSchidt

Rank #2825 on Subscribers
JackSchidt Avatar Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Offline
Send mail to JackSchidt Block JackSchidt Invite JackSchidt to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 28191 total,  32169 ,  3978
Comment Thumbs: 7754 total,  16308 ,  8554
Content Level Progress: 17% (170/1000)
Level 228 Content: Mind Blower → Level 229 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 52% (52/100)
Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:29
Content Views:385419
Times Content Favorited:3791 times
Total Comments Made:7636
FJ Points:4688
Favorite Tags: Boobs (89) | funny (72) | the (56) | a (43) | of (42) | and (38) | i (38) | ASS (35) | is (33) | You (31) | this (29) | are (27) | to (24) | fail (21) | tits (21) | sex (20) | it (17) | in (16) | shit (16) | Stupid (16)
in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

latest user's comments

#20 - well, i decided to let decide -- sent him this link, and h… 04/03/2011 on Cool story bro -93
#5 - not denying the highway. but if you expand the picture and ex… 04/03/2011 on way at the back 0
#1 - After considerable study i have determined this picture is not…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2011 on way at the back +2
#4 - squareballs (04/03/2011) [-]
Enjoy the picture.
#3 - JVladness has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5 - JackSchidt (04/03/2011) [-]
not denying the highway. but if you expand the picture and examine the circled areas you will see vehicles that have been copied...there are 4 vehicles in the circled areas that are the same distance from the ones behind them, and the same distance from the ones next to them. the chances of identical vehicles being in precise relationships with each other is a bit high
#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2011 on Cool story bro -101
#59 - VexedSpartan has deleted their comment.
#32 - UKDan (04/03/2011) [-]
-26 thumbs for complimenting someone
#13 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 04/03/2011 on Cool story bro -80
#42 - Kadzait (04/03/2011) [-]
#27 - anonymous (04/03/2011) [-]
No offense, but there are people on FJ that have posted drawn penises, yet we cannot see drawn boobs? I'm sorry, but to me that makes no sense at all.

Also if you have direct contact with , please tell him I cannot access my account. I'm not the only one with that problem as well.
#24 - Emogaz (04/03/2011) [-]
<----
User avatar #15 - amgirl (04/03/2011) [-]
I doubt it., but flag it if you feel you really must.
User avatar #14 - meowmeowbear (04/03/2011) [-]
By that logic, pretty much this entire site is NSFW.
#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (8 new replies) 04/03/2011 on Cool story bro -86
User avatar #23 - XShanaynayX (04/03/2011) [-]
its just a tattoo its not the actual thing though.....
User avatar #11 - amgirl (04/03/2011) [-]
do you think the picture was taken for art's sake or to sexually excite you?
#13 - JackSchidt has deleted their comment.
#42 - Kadzait (04/03/2011) [-]
#27 - anonymous (04/03/2011) [-]
No offense, but there are people on FJ that have posted drawn penises, yet we cannot see drawn boobs? I'm sorry, but to me that makes no sense at all.

Also if you have direct contact with , please tell him I cannot access my account. I'm not the only one with that problem as well.
#24 - Emogaz (04/03/2011) [-]
<----
User avatar #15 - amgirl (04/03/2011) [-]
I doubt it., but flag it if you feel you really must.
User avatar #14 - meowmeowbear (04/03/2011) [-]
By that logic, pretty much this entire site is NSFW.
#3 - yup, and the fact it's a naked ass  [+] (13 new replies) 04/03/2011 on Cool story bro -94
#25 - swanseajack (04/03/2011) [-]
Seriously? An man's arse is pornographic?
#26 - swanseajack (04/03/2011) [-]
A man's*

Grammar nazi'd myself!
#6 - EarthDefenseforce (04/03/2011) [-]
User avatar #5 - amgirl (04/03/2011) [-]
it's non-pornographic though.
#9 - JackSchidt has deleted their comment.
User avatar #23 - XShanaynayX (04/03/2011) [-]
its just a tattoo its not the actual thing though.....
User avatar #11 - amgirl (04/03/2011) [-]
do you think the picture was taken for art's sake or to sexually excite you?
#13 - JackSchidt has deleted their comment.
#42 - Kadzait (04/03/2011) [-]
#27 - anonymous (04/03/2011) [-]
No offense, but there are people on FJ that have posted drawn penises, yet we cannot see drawn boobs? I'm sorry, but to me that makes no sense at all.

Also if you have direct contact with , please tell him I cannot access my account. I'm not the only one with that problem as well.
#24 - Emogaz (04/03/2011) [-]
<----
User avatar #15 - amgirl (04/03/2011) [-]
I doubt it., but flag it if you feel you really must.
User avatar #14 - meowmeowbear (04/03/2011) [-]
By that logic, pretty much this entire site is NSFW.
#1 - i believe this should be in the **** section  [+] (33 new replies) 04/03/2011 on Cool story bro -142
User avatar #161 - edzeppelin (04/04/2011) [-]
I believe you are retarded.
#125 - josieabby (04/04/2011) [-]
#115 - sexxytime has deleted their comment.
#111 - patofeliz (04/04/2011) [-]
#98 - isoscelessandwich (04/03/2011) [-]
Wow. You're fucked.
#62 - anonymous (04/03/2011) [-]
Up the shut fuck. None likes you, and you're losing this. I can draw a huge penis, and it won't be porn, as it needs context.
#53 - Taerocker (04/03/2011) [-]
User avatar #40 - trollzillalolol (04/03/2011) [-]
i believe you should be in the 'shut up and die section'
#39 - myusernameisgay (04/03/2011) [-]
its art not porn
User avatar #31 - unstoppablegiggle (04/03/2011) [-]
shut the fuck up melvin.
#33 - lolpedrobear has deleted their comment.
User avatar #19 - kinkysex (04/03/2011) [-]
thats upsetting.
User avatar #20 - JackSchidt (04/03/2011) [-]
well, i decided to let decide -- sent him this link, and he can make the final determination which section this should be in
#16 - goshawk (04/03/2011) [-]
SWF version
#17 - JackSchidt has deleted their comment.
#59 - VexedSpartan has deleted their comment.
#32 - UKDan (04/03/2011) [-]
-26 thumbs for complimenting someone
User avatar #7 - StormSide (04/03/2011) [-]
..................../'"/).............../........................... ........................:`......../
.. ................,/'"../.. .........../... ___........ .........___................,:`........../
.. ................/..../ ......... ../....(...O...)...../.......(...O...).. ........,:`........_/
. .........../'"/'...'/'""\,, .......{...................../......................... . ..., },.~";/....}
........./'/.../..../......./'"\ . ...(.................(_............................./"..... . ......./
.......('(...'...' .... ''-/'...') .....\..__...----"'''''''----...__............................ .. /
........\.................'.../ ......<_____.--------._____>............... _ ,,-"
User avatar #2 - amgirl (04/03/2011) [-]
because he has nipples tattooed on his ass?
User avatar #3 - JackSchidt (04/03/2011) [-]
yup, and the fact it's a naked ass
#25 - swanseajack (04/03/2011) [-]
Seriously? An man's arse is pornographic?
#26 - swanseajack (04/03/2011) [-]
A man's*

Grammar nazi'd myself!
#6 - EarthDefenseforce (04/03/2011) [-]
User avatar #5 - amgirl (04/03/2011) [-]
it's non-pornographic though.
#9 - JackSchidt has deleted their comment.
User avatar #23 - XShanaynayX (04/03/2011) [-]
its just a tattoo its not the actual thing though.....
User avatar #11 - amgirl (04/03/2011) [-]
do you think the picture was taken for art's sake or to sexually excite you?
#13 - JackSchidt has deleted their comment.
#42 - Kadzait (04/03/2011) [-]
#27 - anonymous (04/03/2011) [-]
No offense, but there are people on FJ that have posted drawn penises, yet we cannot see drawn boobs? I'm sorry, but to me that makes no sense at all.

Also if you have direct contact with , please tell him I cannot access my account. I'm not the only one with that problem as well.
#24 - Emogaz (04/03/2011) [-]
<----
User avatar #15 - amgirl (04/03/2011) [-]
I doubt it., but flag it if you feel you really must.
User avatar #14 - meowmeowbear (04/03/2011) [-]
By that logic, pretty much this entire site is NSFW.
#15 - oh the shame, the utter sadness. you made an account just to r…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/03/2011 on Google says the darndest... 0
#16 - anonymous (04/04/2011) [-]
I was about to post this - aha wasn't ripping you, just pointing out i don't like you, but anyway i've said my piece so i'll leave you be :)

But as you have yet again blocked me so I can't reply back, I still stand by my opinion that your a dick. If you're really not lying about being 39 years old, I can imagine you as one of those obese american guys who's always on the interwebs in a basement. Tbh sounds like a fun life :/
User avatar #17 - JackSchidt (04/05/2011) [-]
actually, A) I AM 39. B) I do NOT live in a basement, I live in a real residence with a real wife. C) Thank you for commenting as an anon, that way I can go ahead and IP block your ass. Incidentally, I am certain there is more to the story about blocking you in the first place than what you are telling. I don't block reposters unless A) they steal their material from me or my friends, or B) they are total asshole licking cum guzzling brainless twats who get pissy when i point out that i have seen something.
#19 - myotheraccounta (04/09/2011) [-]
Btw, congrats on getting exactly 30000 thumbs, I'm just wondering is this you?

[url deleted]
#20 - myotheraccounta (04/09/2011) [-]
http://www. facebook . com/ profile. php? id= 100001552568639

or if that doesn't work

http://on [url deleted]
#18 - myotheraccounta (04/09/2011) [-]
I was asking why I failed (after someone else said that i fail because its a repost) if FJ had never told me it was repost and I'd never seen it on the site before.

Then you commented on this saying likely story and instantly blocked me. I fail to see how that goes into the 'total asshole licking cum guzzling brainless twats who get pissy when i point out that i have seen something' category

And if you are 39 and married with kids, then you should find better things to do with your time than FJ -_-
User avatar #21 - JackSchidt (04/10/2011) [-]
i never said kids...why can't i be on a site to have fun even though i am married? No , the facebook page isn't me. and you just don't give up do ya?
#22 - myotheraccounta (04/11/2011) [-]
Well i meant you shouldn't spend so much time on the site, and do something else more productive with your life. You don't reach level 30 from casually browsing the interwebs.

And as long as i have something to argue against, i don't give up :)

By any chance do you happen to live in Palm Bay in Florida??
User avatar #23 - JackSchidt (04/11/2011) [-]
i reached level 30 because i was ill and out of work from aug 2009 till aug 2010...now that i work, i seldom upload, and get on here maybe 3 or 4 times a day when i am not working. try to know what you're talking about before you get diarrhea of the mouth
#24 - myotheraccounta (04/11/2011) [-]
Lol mate if all you could find to do was funnyjunk, you need some hobbies. In a holiday, when i'm not doing anything, I'll usually check it a couple of times per week max.
4 times a day is still a hell of a lot, would be interested to know how much you were on before when you were ill.

So as you avoided the above question, if you do actually live in florida and have a profile picture of a cat, i can read your wall posts

And how am i supposed to 'know what i'm talking about' when having an argument with you? it kinda defeats the objective when you ask someone to confirm a fact before using it against them
User avatar #25 - JackSchidt (04/11/2011) [-]
wasnt on at all before i was ill---i discovered it quite by accident whilst searching for something funny to lift my spirits. and no i do not live in florida. see, Jack Schidt isn't my real name---i like to protect my identity by mostly using fake names on the internet.

look, this bickering isn't getting us anywhere. you do, for the most part, seem to be a reasonable and smart fella...i say we bury the hatchet
#26 - myotheraccounta (04/11/2011) [-]
Meh, i probably shouldn't, but i give out my really name way to easily ^^

Anyways ok then, but still its really irritating if someone blocks you, so stop doing it to people :D As of this moment, you are still the only person to ever block me, so it made me a little grumpy when i found the old comment lol :)
#3 - indeed. havent seen it in 3 years--great post 04/02/2011 on The Landlord +1
#1 - it's on the front page right now APRIL FOOLS!!!… 04/01/2011 on Ad placement -1
#3 - i would have preferred not posting at all 04/01/2011 on fa 0
#2 - it has no funny either 04/01/2011 on UGLY PLACES +1
#4 - i don't remember---but you blocked me too. musta been somethi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2011 on captchas hate me 0
User avatar #5 - playstationthree (04/01/2011) [-]
i will block you too
#1 - here's whatcha do, newbie. you type the word you CAN, then ju…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2011 on captchas hate me +2
User avatar #3 - playstationthree (04/01/2011) [-]
why did u block me?
User avatar #4 - JackSchidt (04/01/2011) [-]
i don't remember---but you blocked me too. musta been something real important, eh?

tell ya what, if you and i can avoid doing whatever it was that pissed us off, i will unblock you
User avatar #5 - playstationthree (04/01/2011) [-]
i will block you too
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2011 on Coolest optical illusion EVER! +4
#5 - KevinPutt Comment deleted by JackSchidt
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2011 on Coolest optical illusion EVER! +3
#3 - KevinPutt Comment deleted by JackSchidt
#4 - JackSchidt Comment deleted by JackSchidt
#5 - KevinPutt Comment deleted by JackSchidt
#220 - in the case of usb charger cords, i can save you the replaceme… 03/31/2011 on Oh Apple, you so silly +6
#218 - **brake** 03/31/2011 on Oh Apple, you so silly +3
#10 - true  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2011 on bow to satin! +2
User avatar #11 - achon (03/31/2011) [-]
wtf...
#8 - Hope it doesn't take too long...I am SO tired of that trend. …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2011 on bow to satin! +2
User avatar #9 - wombatking (03/31/2011) [-]
meh, i guess all meme's can get annoying after awhile
User avatar #10 - JackSchidt (03/31/2011) [-]
true
User avatar #11 - achon (03/31/2011) [-]
wtf...
#6 - Here's an interesting query for you. How many people have to …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/31/2011 on bow to satin! +2
User avatar #7 - wombatking (03/31/2011) [-]
50.1% of the population or more.
User avatar #8 - JackSchidt (03/31/2011) [-]
Hope it doesn't take too long...I am SO tired of that trend.

It annoys me.
User avatar #9 - wombatking (03/31/2011) [-]
meh, i guess all meme's can get annoying after awhile
User avatar #10 - JackSchidt (03/31/2011) [-]
true
User avatar #11 - achon (03/31/2011) [-]
wtf...
#3 - Ok, I shall spare your life this time 03/31/2011 on FJ Community +2
#4 - Guess I ain't hipster enough then.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/31/2011 on bow to satin! +2
User avatar #5 - wombatking (03/31/2011) [-]
well...then again...cotton HAS been going out of style lately, so you might be more hipster than you think
User avatar #6 - JackSchidt (03/31/2011) [-]
Here's an interesting query for you. How many people have to be "hipsters" before it becomes mainstream?
User avatar #7 - wombatking (03/31/2011) [-]
50.1% of the population or more.
User avatar #8 - JackSchidt (03/31/2011) [-]
Hope it doesn't take too long...I am SO tired of that trend.

It annoys me.
User avatar #9 - wombatking (03/31/2011) [-]
meh, i guess all meme's can get annoying after awhile
User avatar #10 - JackSchidt (03/31/2011) [-]
true
User avatar #11 - achon (03/31/2011) [-]
wtf...
#2 - it's so soft and smooth. but i won't worship it. COTTON is MY diety  [+] (9 new replies) 03/31/2011 on bow to satin! +2
User avatar #3 - wombatking (03/31/2011) [-]
what?! are you kidding me?!?! cotton is so mainstream!!
User avatar #4 - JackSchidt (03/31/2011) [-]
Guess I ain't hipster enough then.
User avatar #5 - wombatking (03/31/2011) [-]
well...then again...cotton HAS been going out of style lately, so you might be more hipster than you think
User avatar #6 - JackSchidt (03/31/2011) [-]
Here's an interesting query for you. How many people have to be "hipsters" before it becomes mainstream?
User avatar #7 - wombatking (03/31/2011) [-]
50.1% of the population or more.
User avatar #8 - JackSchidt (03/31/2011) [-]
Hope it doesn't take too long...I am SO tired of that trend.

It annoys me.
User avatar #9 - wombatking (03/31/2011) [-]
meh, i guess all meme's can get annoying after awhile
User avatar #10 - JackSchidt (03/31/2011) [-]
true
User avatar #11 - achon (03/31/2011) [-]
wtf...

Comments(1):

JackSchidt only allows comments from friends.
 

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
User avatar #1 - futuramafan (12/12/2012) [-]
!
 
 Friends (0)