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Gender: male
Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 28191 total,  32170 ,  3979
Comment Thumbs: 7754 total,  16308 ,  8554
Content Level Progress: 17% (170/1000)
Level 228 Content: Mind Blower → Level 229 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 52% (52/100)
Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:29
Content Views:386372
Times Content Favorited:3791 times
Total Comments Made:7636
FJ Points:4688
Favorite Tags: Boobs (89) | funny (72) | the (56) | a (43) | of (42) | and (38) | i (38) | ASS (35) | is (33) | You (31) | this (29) | are (27) | to (24) | fail (21) | tits (21) | sex (20) | it (17) | in (16) | shit (16) | Stupid (16)
in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

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#1 - that show is tied with tim and eric for the stupidest, least f…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2011 on Superfail! -1
#2 - hadoukenrager (04/08/2011) [-]
well JackSchidt, you dont know jack shit. get a sense of humor cuz its a fucking hilarious show!
User avatar #4 - JackSchidt (04/08/2011) [-]
in your opinion. no law says i have to agree with you. i find it disturbingly disgusting and not funny. so fuck you very much
#6 - hadoukenrager (04/08/2011) [-]
no law says you have to leave stupid comments on here either :)
User avatar #8 - JackSchidt (04/08/2011) [-]
no law says i can't, though
#2 - ****** Over Rebuilt Dodge  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2011 on SWAG +3
User avatar #3 - DivDivMasta (04/08/2011) [-]
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
User avatar #4 - greatgatsby (04/08/2011) [-]
May
Attract
Carl
#3 - oh no the tags made me lose the g. NOT THE G!!!!!!!!!! 04/07/2011 on Her earrings 0
#1 - like you just did to me? i was gonna post it, and you stole it… 04/07/2011 on time travel +4
#1 - Finnish? Like somebody from Finland? I think you meant "F…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2011 on FINNISH HIM! +4
User avatar #2 - Ieoz (04/07/2011) [-]
wanted to make it epic lol
#3 - anonymous (04/07/2011) [-]
CHINEESE HIM!
#1 - WHAT THE HECK IS FOOR? WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT? 04/07/2011 on Food between teeth 0
#26 - it's sad that no musicians today seem to have his energy and p…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/07/2011 on Sex, Drugs, and Rock and... +1
#68 - anonymous (04/07/2011) [-]
this guy is also a crazy motherfucker.
#30 - Eventually (04/07/2011) [-]
Did someone say energy and passion?
#57 - grayfisher (04/07/2011) [-]
#34 - anonymous (04/07/2011) [-]
ya really, how bout these guys
#7 - ok --- but i kinda figured that wasnt YOU writing.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2011 on ONLY IN CANADA 0
User avatar #8 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
Yeah well some of my friends are slightly retarded..
#5 - nah----but that post was a little.......disturbing  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2011 on ONLY IN CANADA 0
User avatar #6 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
I swear that account is no longer mine.. I put my left nut on it..
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (04/07/2011) [-]
ok --- but i kinda figured that wasnt YOU writing.
User avatar #8 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
Yeah well some of my friends are slightly retarded..
#3 - TB if you have a beaver to wax, then you got a problem. and NO  [+] (5 new replies) 04/07/2011 on ONLY IN CANADA 0
User avatar #4 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
Damn. When I got this message, I was like.. OHHH SHIITTTT. It has summin to do with Ash and my fb :/
User avatar #5 - JackSchidt (04/07/2011) [-]
nah----but that post was a little.......disturbing
User avatar #6 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
I swear that account is no longer mine.. I put my left nut on it..
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (04/07/2011) [-]
ok --- but i kinda figured that wasnt YOU writing.
User avatar #8 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
Yeah well some of my friends are slightly retarded..
#2580 - for the record, my dear friend....i didn't feel insulted at al… 04/07/2011 on Moushi's profile 0
#6 - But, it's funnier to look at it as singular. 04/07/2011 on ONE JOB STATE +1
#3 - nope, dey took r jerb. just one!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2011 on ONE JOB STATE +1
User avatar #4 - leprekon (04/06/2011) [-]
de terk er jerb
#25 - the ironic part is, mi no habla espanol 04/05/2011 on Cheddar cheese 0
#17 - actually, A) I AM 39. B) I do NOT live in a basement, I live i…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/05/2011 on Google says the darndest... 0
#19 - myotheraccounta (04/09/2011) [-]
Btw, congrats on getting exactly 30000 thumbs, I'm just wondering is this you?

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#20 - myotheraccounta (04/09/2011) [-]
http://www. facebook . com/ profile. php? id= 100001552568639

or if that doesn't work

http://on [url deleted]
#18 - myotheraccounta (04/09/2011) [-]
I was asking why I failed (after someone else said that i fail because its a repost) if FJ had never told me it was repost and I'd never seen it on the site before.

Then you commented on this saying likely story and instantly blocked me. I fail to see how that goes into the 'total asshole licking cum guzzling brainless twats who get pissy when i point out that i have seen something' category

And if you are 39 and married with kids, then you should find better things to do with your time than FJ -_-
User avatar #21 - JackSchidt (04/10/2011) [-]
i never said kids...why can't i be on a site to have fun even though i am married? No , the facebook page isn't me. and you just don't give up do ya?
#22 - myotheraccounta (04/11/2011) [-]
Well i meant you shouldn't spend so much time on the site, and do something else more productive with your life. You don't reach level 30 from casually browsing the interwebs.

And as long as i have something to argue against, i don't give up :)

By any chance do you happen to live in Palm Bay in Florida??
User avatar #23 - JackSchidt (04/11/2011) [-]
i reached level 30 because i was ill and out of work from aug 2009 till aug 2010...now that i work, i seldom upload, and get on here maybe 3 or 4 times a day when i am not working. try to know what you're talking about before you get diarrhea of the mouth
#24 - myotheraccounta (04/11/2011) [-]
Lol mate if all you could find to do was funnyjunk, you need some hobbies. In a holiday, when i'm not doing anything, I'll usually check it a couple of times per week max.
4 times a day is still a hell of a lot, would be interested to know how much you were on before when you were ill.

So as you avoided the above question, if you do actually live in florida and have a profile picture of a cat, i can read your wall posts

And how am i supposed to 'know what i'm talking about' when having an argument with you? it kinda defeats the objective when you ask someone to confirm a fact before using it against them
User avatar #25 - JackSchidt (04/11/2011) [-]
wasnt on at all before i was ill---i discovered it quite by accident whilst searching for something funny to lift my spirits. and no i do not live in florida. see, Jack Schidt isn't my real name---i like to protect my identity by mostly using fake names on the internet.

look, this bickering isn't getting us anywhere. you do, for the most part, seem to be a reasonable and smart fella...i say we bury the hatchet
#26 - myotheraccounta (04/11/2011) [-]
Meh, i probably shouldn't, but i give out my really name way to easily ^^

Anyways ok then, but still its really irritating if someone blocks you, so stop doing it to people :D As of this moment, you are still the only person to ever block me, so it made me a little grumpy when i found the old comment lol :)
#5 - sorry, nope--i speak english, english and some klingon 04/05/2011 on Shin Chan To Be A Man 0
#1 - When I read the opening line, all i could hear was the caller … 04/04/2011 on Comment Humor 0
#7 - thank you, mon capitan de la obviouso  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2011 on Cheddar cheese 0
User avatar #24 - roflerman (04/05/2011) [-]
i hope you and I werent the only ones who understood that...
User avatar #25 - JackSchidt (04/05/2011) [-]
the ironic part is, mi no habla espanol
#5 - but just for trying, you get two thumbs--one content, one for … 04/04/2011 on Cheddar cheese +1
#4 - I anticipated this move, so i screencapped. I DID see somethi…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/04/2011 on Cheddar cheese +1
#6 - anonymous (04/04/2011) [-]
Got a message there jack
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (04/04/2011) [-]
thank you, mon capitan de la obviouso
User avatar #24 - roflerman (04/05/2011) [-]
i hope you and I werent the only ones who understood that...
User avatar #25 - JackSchidt (04/05/2011) [-]
the ironic part is, mi no habla espanol
#2 - oh good lord...it says "cheddar" with two d's RIGHT … 04/04/2011 on Cheddar cheese -2
#1 - TO THE FRONT PAGE WITH THIS.....C AND H WERE BETTER THAN C&… 04/04/2011 on Original Troll Dad 0
#2538 - your boyfriend is one lucky guy---saw that youtube vid you sen…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2011 on Moushi's profile 0
User avatar #2541 - Moushi (04/04/2011) [-]
Lol, with my purple hair XD
And I'm lucky to have my Bf, he's a great guy ^^
User avatar #2544 - Ryukenblaze (04/04/2011) [-]
adorable? more like gorgeous XD
User avatar #2546 - Moushi (04/04/2011) [-]
Lol thank you^^
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#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2011 on Gangsta vs Redneck -2
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