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JackSchidt

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 28191 total,  32171 ,  3980
Comment Thumbs: 7754 total,  16308 ,  8554
Content Level Progress: 17% (170/1000)
Level 228 Content: Mind Blower → Level 229 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 52% (52/100)
Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:29
Content Views:398431
Times Content Favorited:3789 times
Total Comments Made:7636
FJ Points:4688
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

latest user's comments

#7 - well, it IS indeed your loss. too bad you missed out on a pee… 04/16/2011 on My Poem +3
#9 - marriage is actually great, if you marry someone who adores ev… 04/15/2011 on Best game ever +6
#7 - my wife adores me :) 04/15/2011 on Best game ever +5
#3 - I do, every day. Been married for a couple years now, ***…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/15/2011 on Best game ever +10
User avatar #10 - wiltingrose (04/15/2011) [-]
awh (:
#6 - anonymous (04/15/2011) [-]
Wait, if you're married, how do you get kissed every day?
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (04/15/2011) [-]
my wife adores me :)
User avatar #5 - BananaOrgy (04/15/2011) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that.
User avatar #9 - JackSchidt (04/15/2011) [-]
marriage is actually great, if you marry someone who adores everything about you
#4 - smickatron (04/15/2011) [-]
congrats :)
#3 - Comment deleted 04/15/2011 on Insert Funny Title +1
#1 - yummy yes....but not in the least bit funny.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/15/2011 on Best game ever +7
User avatar #2 - smickatron (04/15/2011) [-]
its funny cause ud never be able to kiss a female :)
User avatar #3 - JackSchidt (04/15/2011) [-]
I do, every day. Been married for a couple years now, Fuckyouverymuch
User avatar #10 - wiltingrose (04/15/2011) [-]
awh (:
#6 - anonymous (04/15/2011) [-]
Wait, if you're married, how do you get kissed every day?
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (04/15/2011) [-]
my wife adores me :)
User avatar #5 - BananaOrgy (04/15/2011) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that.
User avatar #9 - JackSchidt (04/15/2011) [-]
marriage is actually great, if you marry someone who adores everything about you
#4 - smickatron (04/15/2011) [-]
congrats :)
#2 - that would be sooooo cool to build---i might try that sometime… 04/13/2011 on do want +1
#6 - oh dear god don't tell me you individually messaged over 1400 … 04/13/2011 on Sad Keanu +2
#1 - i do that with MY chopper and cat---but he doesn't attack 04/13/2011 on CATS AND HELICOPTERS +2
#125 - That would be those of us who do not want to look like illiter… 04/12/2011 on Retoast Buttons -3
#118 - Actually, it isn't a matter of grammar--call me a spelling sto… 04/12/2011 on Retoast Buttons -6
#101 - how can you be SATIFIED? did you mean SATISFIED????  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2011 on Retoast Buttons -10
#124 - itzbobafett has deleted their comment.
User avatar #125 - JackSchidt (04/12/2011) [-]
That would be those of us who do not want to look like illiterate people. Also, I pointed out earlier--this is NOT an issue of grammar, but one of spelling.
#104 - walcorn (04/12/2011) [-]
Don't be such a grammar nazi
User avatar #118 - JackSchidt (04/12/2011) [-]
Actually, it isn't a matter of grammar--call me a spelling stormtrooper.
#18 - now that has to be some kind of record---5 thumbs down a minut… 04/11/2011 on racist dog 0
#824 - 3800 thumbs up for someone who cant even ******* spell …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2011 on rasict dog -9
#852 - lenus (04/11/2011) [-]
#25 - wasnt on at all before i was ill---i discovered it quite by ac…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2011 on Google says the darndest... 0
#26 - myotheraccounta (04/11/2011) [-]
Meh, i probably shouldn't, but i give out my really name way to easily ^^

Anyways ok then, but still its really irritating if someone blocks you, so stop doing it to people :D As of this moment, you are still the only person to ever block me, so it made me a little grumpy when i found the old comment lol :)
#23 - i reached level 30 because i was ill and out of work from aug …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2011 on Google says the darndest... 0
#24 - myotheraccounta (04/11/2011) [-]
Lol mate if all you could find to do was funnyjunk, you need some hobbies. In a holiday, when i'm not doing anything, I'll usually check it a couple of times per week max.
4 times a day is still a hell of a lot, would be interested to know how much you were on before when you were ill.

So as you avoided the above question, if you do actually live in florida and have a profile picture of a cat, i can read your wall posts

And how am i supposed to 'know what i'm talking about' when having an argument with you? it kinda defeats the objective when you ask someone to confirm a fact before using it against them
User avatar #25 - JackSchidt (04/11/2011) [-]
wasnt on at all before i was ill---i discovered it quite by accident whilst searching for something funny to lift my spirits. and no i do not live in florida. see, Jack Schidt isn't my real name---i like to protect my identity by mostly using fake names on the internet.

look, this bickering isn't getting us anywhere. you do, for the most part, seem to be a reasonable and smart fella...i say we bury the hatchet
#26 - myotheraccounta (04/11/2011) [-]
Meh, i probably shouldn't, but i give out my really name way to easily ^^

Anyways ok then, but still its really irritating if someone blocks you, so stop doing it to people :D As of this moment, you are still the only person to ever block me, so it made me a little grumpy when i found the old comment lol :)
#1 - but, i don't WANT too much help! 04/10/2011 on Grammar: Made in China +1
#21 - i never said kids...why can't i be on a site to have fun even …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2011 on Google says the darndest... 0
#22 - myotheraccounta (04/11/2011) [-]
Well i meant you shouldn't spend so much time on the site, and do something else more productive with your life. You don't reach level 30 from casually browsing the interwebs.

And as long as i have something to argue against, i don't give up :)

By any chance do you happen to live in Palm Bay in Florida??
User avatar #23 - JackSchidt (04/11/2011) [-]
i reached level 30 because i was ill and out of work from aug 2009 till aug 2010...now that i work, i seldom upload, and get on here maybe 3 or 4 times a day when i am not working. try to know what you're talking about before you get diarrhea of the mouth
#24 - myotheraccounta (04/11/2011) [-]
Lol mate if all you could find to do was funnyjunk, you need some hobbies. In a holiday, when i'm not doing anything, I'll usually check it a couple of times per week max.
4 times a day is still a hell of a lot, would be interested to know how much you were on before when you were ill.

So as you avoided the above question, if you do actually live in florida and have a profile picture of a cat, i can read your wall posts

And how am i supposed to 'know what i'm talking about' when having an argument with you? it kinda defeats the objective when you ask someone to confirm a fact before using it against them
User avatar #25 - JackSchidt (04/11/2011) [-]
wasnt on at all before i was ill---i discovered it quite by accident whilst searching for something funny to lift my spirits. and no i do not live in florida. see, Jack Schidt isn't my real name---i like to protect my identity by mostly using fake names on the internet.

look, this bickering isn't getting us anywhere. you do, for the most part, seem to be a reasonable and smart fella...i say we bury the hatchet
#26 - myotheraccounta (04/11/2011) [-]
Meh, i probably shouldn't, but i give out my really name way to easily ^^

Anyways ok then, but still its really irritating if someone blocks you, so stop doing it to people :D As of this moment, you are still the only person to ever block me, so it made me a little grumpy when i found the old comment lol :)
#1 - *flow*  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2011 on Friday Flo chart 0
User avatar #2 - Yung Burst (04/08/2011) [-]
close enough...
#7 - hush anon. and BJB, thanks for being so nice bout it. a t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2011 on Please Read Description... -1
#8 - bigjbusiness (04/08/2011) [-]
haha thank you kind sir
#3 - 11 years? how is that possible, seeing as funnyjunk, being cre…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2011 on Please Read Description... 0
#6 - bigjbusiness (04/08/2011) [-]
sorry about that I thought I had been on the site well before 9/11 but I guess I was wrong.
#5 - anonymous (04/08/2011) [-]
big muthafucking deal. he was one year out. i bet you think you're real smart. you're most likely fat and ugly.
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (04/08/2011) [-]
hush anon.
and BJB, thanks for being so nice bout it. a thumb is yours
#8 - bigjbusiness (04/08/2011) [-]
haha thank you kind sir
#4 - bigjbusiness Comment deleted by JackSchidt
#9 - anytime. 04/08/2011 on Superfail! 0
#8 - no law says i can't, though 04/08/2011 on Superfail! 0
#5 - i agree with you--but apparently there is a new federal law th…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2011 on Superfail! 0
#7 - hadoukenrager (04/08/2011) [-]
Im not a "his" but thanks for being a pompous asshole. its greatly appreciated.
User avatar #9 - JackSchidt (04/08/2011) [-]
anytime.
#4 - in your opinion. no law says i have to agree with you. i find…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2011 on Superfail! 0
#6 - hadoukenrager (04/08/2011) [-]
no law says you have to leave stupid comments on here either :)
User avatar #8 - JackSchidt (04/08/2011) [-]
no law says i can't, though

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