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Age: 42
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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#1 - No, I didn't notived. I don't even know what "notived&quo…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/05/2011 on did you noticed +1
#2 - achon (05/05/2011) [-]
User avatar #3 - JackSchidt (05/05/2011) [-]
No, I just like words to be spelled right. Grammar Nazis would criticize word usage and sentence structure, such as "I don't have no fun at the beach." I criticize spelling errors.
#8 - anonymous (05/05/2011) [-]
#5 - hundredninjas (05/05/2011) [-]
me aint gots no means of telling you. i dem be hatin on them der spelling spitzna's

<(^_^<) and how you been :D you never pop in on my post any more :(
User avatar #6 - JackSchidt (05/05/2011) [-]
HN--i have been busy working, and then exhausted when i get home, due to being middle aged and in less than optimal health. I still go thumb your stuff, though, when I see it
#7 - hundredninjas (05/05/2011) [-]
:( I hope you feel better soon. :D you should soak your self in a nice long bath. Help boost your energy.
User avatar #4 - achon (05/05/2011) [-]
sry, ithoug you just forgott this one, btw english is not miy native.
but this time i jsut hitted the wrong button
#438 - I noted a couple of fails in this. "This is why most OP …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2011 on funny pics -3
#443 - anonymous (05/05/2011) [-]
malpractise uses spelling errors to prove ownership and show OC.
#122 - but, I like being a human...why would I want to be a computer? 05/04/2011 on Computer Pranks 0
#69 - no. What you need on your desk is a dictionary. Learn to spel… 05/04/2011 on Fuck Yea +4
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2011 on THIS IS NOT AN ATTEMPT! 0
#4 - mrcleggyweggy has deleted their comment.
#6 - anonymous (05/02/2011) [-]
deleting and blocking me was unnecessary, as I did not say you had to order it online..I said to google where to get it. But, if you wanna play the blocking game, then thats fine with me.
#7 - mrcleggyweggy has deleted their comment.
#74 - well said. besides which, she did include funny stories from … 05/01/2011 on In Memory of a Dear Friend +1
#71 - my dear friend, you have my condolences. My wife and I lost a… 05/01/2011 on In Memory of a Dear Friend +5
#95 - ok surprisingly that worked on me too. 04/30/2011 on world, i am disappoint +3
#76 - yes, as evidenced by the description where he SAID it wasn't h…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2011 on are you kidding me -3
User avatar #79 - bradyrussell (04/28/2011) [-]
That doesn't exactly mean it could be a repost; but in this case, it is.
#3 - no prob. if you ever MUST photo a tv--if your camera has the …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2011 on Keep In Touch 0
User avatar #4 - shadowkissed (04/28/2011) [-]
good to know o.o thank you again haha
#1 - helpful hint number 42. Use the PrtScrn button on your keyboa…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2011 on Keep In Touch 0
User avatar #2 - shadowkissed (04/28/2011) [-]
lol thanks
the pic is crap because it was like 11 pm whn i took it w/ my cell o.e
User avatar #3 - JackSchidt (04/28/2011) [-]
no prob. if you ever MUST photo a tv--if your camera has the option, slow down your shutter speed to like 1/10th of a second--itll get rid of the flicker.
User avatar #4 - shadowkissed (04/28/2011) [-]
good to know o.o thank you again haha
#10 - the kids of today are the future rulers of tomorrow. 04/28/2011 on Say WHAT? 0
#7 - Dear GOD!!!!!! I weep for the future generation!  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2011 on Say WHAT? 0
User avatar #9 - advokat (04/28/2011) [-]
Hey, don't pin this on the future. This is the present and boy is it fucked.
User avatar #10 - JackSchidt (04/28/2011) [-]
the kids of today are the future rulers of tomorrow.
#3 - the Fail is strong with this one 04/27/2011 on Is it bad if I still play? +1
#366 - thanks. I know that because I have an aunt who lives in Moose…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2011 on Offensive Jokes 2! 0
#459 - PapaRusskiy (04/27/2011) [-]
Ahh, I see. Well, you are quite welcome. :D
I was just glad to see someone who wasn't utterly ignorant about such... topics.
#327 - So? **** the politically correct--they are spinle…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/27/2011 on Offensive Jokes 2! +1
#348 - PapaRusskiy (04/27/2011) [-]
I've lived in Alaska for a good majority of my life and happy to see someone who knows what they're talking about. Good job, kind sir!

<--- I have awarded you one(1) nyan cat! Redeemable at any Japanese television network store within the vicinity of Earth and the Zamedlyat sector!
Congratulations! :)
#349 - PapaRusskiy (04/27/2011) [-]
Damn.. That nyan cat is too small to be recognized as legal tender...

<--- Try this one!
#382 - zorrobot (04/27/2011) [-]
How about with stars?
#443 - PapaRusskiy (04/27/2011) [-]
That's counterfeit money! Quickly, put it away!
Before the Zamedlyat Sector Police get here!

<---- Here they come!
#462 - PapaRusskiy (04/27/2011) [-]
They're everywhere!
Quickly now, go!
I'll hold them off and give you a chance to live!
User avatar #366 - JackSchidt (04/27/2011) [-]
thanks. I know that because I have an aunt who lives in Moose Jaw, so as a kid we had to study the history of Canada.
#459 - PapaRusskiy (04/27/2011) [-]
Ahh, I see. Well, you are quite welcome. :D
I was just glad to see someone who wasn't utterly ignorant about such... topics.
#315 - the word is "retarded"... only ONE "t". Al…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/26/2011 on Offensive Jokes 2! -3
#319 - derpthedinosaur (04/27/2011) [-]
"Eskimo" isn't politically correct. Just saying.
User avatar #329 - problemlol (04/27/2011) [-]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbAJivTHPoQ

I'm M.C. extremely politically correct
User avatar #327 - JackSchidt (04/27/2011) [-]
So? Fuck the politically correct--they are spinless, nutless cowards who are afraid they might get sued if they offend somebody. If it isn't a racial slur, I will still say what I want. By the way, the English word "Eskimo" comes from the Inuit (those were Canadian North American Indians, for those who might not know) word "esquimo"...their word for the west Canadian natives who resided there and in Alaska.
#348 - PapaRusskiy (04/27/2011) [-]
I've lived in Alaska for a good majority of my life and happy to see someone who knows what they're talking about. Good job, kind sir!

<--- I have awarded you one(1) nyan cat! Redeemable at any Japanese television network store within the vicinity of Earth and the Zamedlyat sector!
Congratulations! :)
#349 - PapaRusskiy (04/27/2011) [-]
Damn.. That nyan cat is too small to be recognized as legal tender...

<--- Try this one!
#382 - zorrobot (04/27/2011) [-]
How about with stars?
#443 - PapaRusskiy (04/27/2011) [-]
That's counterfeit money! Quickly, put it away!
Before the Zamedlyat Sector Police get here!

<---- Here they come!
#462 - PapaRusskiy (04/27/2011) [-]
They're everywhere!
Quickly now, go!
I'll hold them off and give you a chance to live!
User avatar #366 - JackSchidt (04/27/2011) [-]
thanks. I know that because I have an aunt who lives in Moose Jaw, so as a kid we had to study the history of Canada.
#459 - PapaRusskiy (04/27/2011) [-]
Ahh, I see. Well, you are quite welcome. :D
I was just glad to see someone who wasn't utterly ignorant about such... topics.
#8 - thanks---flag day = me being old 04/26/2011 on interpretive portrait artist 0
#6 - yes. It is an unfortunate side effect of being alive for 39 y…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2011 on interpretive portrait artist +1
#7 - lecultureclub (04/26/2011) [-]
happy almost birthday! 2 mo months! 2 mo months!
User avatar #8 - JackSchidt (04/26/2011) [-]
thanks---flag day = me being old
#4 - How about "Best" street artist?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2011 on interpretive portrait artist -1
#5 - lecultureclub (04/26/2011) [-]
youre boring.
User avatar #6 - JackSchidt (04/26/2011) [-]
yes. It is an unfortunate side effect of being alive for 39 years, 10 months and 12 days.
#7 - lecultureclub (04/26/2011) [-]
happy almost birthday! 2 mo months! 2 mo months!
User avatar #8 - JackSchidt (04/26/2011) [-]
thanks---flag day = me being old
#1 - link to that comment, or i call shenanigans. 04/26/2011 on The time has come +3
#2 - that street artist looks nothing like an animal. You falsely …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/26/2011 on interpretive portrait artist -1
#3 - lecultureclub (04/26/2011) [-]
suggest a better title yo! if its good ill change it
User avatar #4 - JackSchidt (04/26/2011) [-]
How about "Best" street artist?
#5 - lecultureclub (04/26/2011) [-]
youre boring.
User avatar #6 - JackSchidt (04/26/2011) [-]
yes. It is an unfortunate side effect of being alive for 39 years, 10 months and 12 days.
#7 - lecultureclub (04/26/2011) [-]
happy almost birthday! 2 mo months! 2 mo months!
User avatar #8 - JackSchidt (04/26/2011) [-]
thanks---flag day = me being old
#300 - hey at least I used humor to point it out! 04/26/2011 on Funny Ads Comp +2
#299 - like having a history book? the annals of history? would that … 04/26/2011 on Funny Ads Comp 0
#295 - made you what? fart? fap? wanna jump off a bridge? learn to fl…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2011 on Funny Ads Comp +4
User avatar #301 - jacknackle (04/26/2011) [-]
I accidnentally the english...is this bad?
#297 - fappen (04/26/2011) [-]
my bad it made me "laugh" more than the comp
User avatar #300 - JackSchidt (04/26/2011) [-]
hey at least I used humor to point it out!

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