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JackSchidt

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Gender: male
Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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Level 228 Content: Mind Blower → Level 229 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:29
Content Views:400684
Times Content Favorited:3789 times
Total Comments Made:7636
FJ Points:4688
Favorite Tags: Boobs (89) | funny (72) | the (56) | a (43) | of (42) | and (38) | i (38) | ASS (35) | is (33) | You (31) | this (29) | are (27) | to (24) | fail (21) | tits (21) | sex (20) | it (17) | in (16) | shit (16) | Stupid (16)
in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

latest user's comments

#299 - Some walmarts use code 100 for shoplifters now.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2011 on Protips 6 0
User avatar #309 - eddi (05/12/2011) [-]
yea i was about to say i work at one and ours are very different
#141 - it can be a ****** job. Especially when some jackass g… 05/12/2011 on Protips 5 +3
#138 - As a customer service operator for Verizon, I can tell you tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2011 on Protips 5 +2
#165 - drunktroller (05/12/2011) [-]
Same goes for Subway since I work there. And it is true, we can hook it up, it's just depends on where you are located, over at my store we get watched all the time :/ So no cigars. Good to know though!
#4 - You just proved my point. First off, it is spelled "sent…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2011 on PUZZEL KEY +2
User avatar #6 - lifer (05/12/2011) [-]
im replying to say im not going to repely to what you just said
#9 - thorpeedo (05/12/2011) [-]
probably because YOU'RE too stupid to comeback with anything. your attempt at being funny was not funny at all. please refrain from posting on this magnificent website and go kill yourself.
#8 - thorpeedo has deleted their comment.
#7 - wouldn't have, not wouldn't of. and yes, he would have. his … 05/12/2011 on WTF +1
#6 - my cat can write better than this. 05/12/2011 on WTF 0
#1 - i can't figure out if this person is a troll, incredibly stupi…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/12/2011 on PUZZEL KEY +2
User avatar #3 - lifer (05/12/2011) [-]
i can't figure out if this person is a troll, incredibly stupid, or most likely, both

could someone make a sentance like that and at the same time suck that much shit

if your gonna eat shit you hole life then you should give it to something more deserving of shit
just saying
User avatar #4 - JackSchidt (05/12/2011) [-]
You just proved my point. First off, it is spelled "sentence". Secondly, you know that little dot thingy under the "L" key? That's called a "period" and it is used to end sentences. Thirdly, you used the wrong "you're". You used the possessive form, rather than the contraction for "you are". Fourthly, "you hole life"? A hole in what--the ground, your brain bucket, what?
User avatar #6 - lifer (05/12/2011) [-]
im replying to say im not going to repely to what you just said
#9 - thorpeedo (05/12/2011) [-]
probably because YOU'RE too stupid to comeback with anything. your attempt at being funny was not funny at all. please refrain from posting on this magnificent website and go kill yourself.
#8 - thorpeedo has deleted their comment.
#3 - and the crocoraptor 05/12/2011 on Dinosaur 4 ass -1
#18 - oh that sucks, dude. I hope shes gonna be ok 05/12/2011 on My Fiancee's Derp 0
#14 - oh the irony. trust me, I know how ironic some allergies are. …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2011 on My Fiancee's Derp 0
User avatar #16 - genobvious (05/12/2011) [-]
Coincidence time. She is from texas and moved to Arizona where we met. we moved to northern arizona to go to university, and cause she has early skin cancer, and she is now surrounded by pine trees
User avatar #18 - JackSchidt (05/12/2011) [-]
oh that sucks, dude. I hope shes gonna be ok
#12 - wow her schedule is so tight she even has to schedule in her a…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/12/2011 on My Fiancee's Derp +9
User avatar #13 - genobvious (05/12/2011) [-]
ROTFL allergy therapy. we live in a mountain town but she is allergic to the trees
User avatar #14 - JackSchidt (05/12/2011) [-]
oh the irony. trust me, I know how ironic some allergies are. I live in Texas (not a native, MOVED here) and I am allergic to bluebonnets. For those who may not be familiar with the significance of this, bluebonnets are the state flower of Texas, and it is illegal to destroy them. She has my sympathies on ironic allergies.
User avatar #16 - genobvious (05/12/2011) [-]
Coincidence time. She is from texas and moved to Arizona where we met. we moved to northern arizona to go to university, and cause she has early skin cancer, and she is now surrounded by pine trees
User avatar #18 - JackSchidt (05/12/2011) [-]
oh that sucks, dude. I hope shes gonna be ok
#39 - awesome posts. I was about to post some funny signs too--none… 05/11/2011 on Funny Signs Part 2 -1
#38 - Don't you mean you ROR'd? 05/11/2011 on Funny Signs Part 2 +3
#18 - as a customer service operator, i find this ******* hil… 05/10/2011 on Calm your nips. +2
#32 - a green thumb for you 05/09/2011 on The 8 most unnecessary... 0
#1353 - I KNOW NU-THINK! Watched that show when i was a wee lad… 05/08/2011 on FJ RACE! +2
#1349 - HOOOOO-GAN!!!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2011 on FJ RACE! +2
User avatar #1351 - alfjnn (05/08/2011) [-]
REPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT
User avatar #1353 - JackSchidt (05/08/2011) [-]
I KNOW NU-THINK!

Watched that show when i was a wee lad. (yes, I am old)
#1347 - can be either...he could be banned for 48 hours, or if the por…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2011 on FJ RACE! 0
User avatar #1385 - fapping (05/08/2011) [-]
nah its tempporary...it was a 12 hour bann :(
User avatar #1390 - cheesyduck (05/08/2011) [-]
What exactly was inappropriate?
User avatar #1404 - fapping (05/08/2011) [-]
it was about when you have your undwear in a weird place and your penis sum how falls out and your zipper becomes undone...and everyone can see your penis :(
#1304 - the post in the description was flagged.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/08/2011 on FJ RACE! 0
User avatar #1307 - cheesyduck (05/08/2011) [-]
Im not familiar with ban rules but is the ban temporary or permanent?
User avatar #1388 - fapping (05/08/2011) [-]
nah its tempporary...it was a 12 hour bann :(
User avatar #1347 - JackSchidt (05/08/2011) [-]
can be either...he could be banned for 48 hours, or if the porn or illegal content was severe enough, then ad-min could ban him by IP for life
User avatar #1385 - fapping (05/08/2011) [-]
nah its tempporary...it was a 12 hour bann :(
User avatar #1390 - cheesyduck (05/08/2011) [-]
What exactly was inappropriate?
User avatar #1404 - fapping (05/08/2011) [-]
it was about when you have your undwear in a weird place and your penis sum how falls out and your zipper becomes undone...and everyone can see your penis :(
#1303 - actually, contrary to anonytard's theory, it is because his ot…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2011 on FJ RACE! 0
User avatar #1386 - fapping (05/08/2011) [-]
nah its tempporary...it was a 12 hour bann :(
#1 - SCRUBBING BUBBLES! 05/06/2011 on a .016 seconds after a... +5
#472 - you should post the link--i had it favorited, but i lost my fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2011 on some cool places 0
#651 - dittoisthebest (05/08/2011) [-]
Shoulda checked that one. I lost it too.
#44 - I agree...potassium is the best thing for people prone to musc…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2011 on 2 Facts Worth Reading +1
#53 - Animefreake (05/05/2011) [-]
#125 - tboatless (05/05/2011) [-]
they used to keep mustard packs and pickles on the sidelines when i play football because of all the cramps
#6 - HN--i have been busy working, and then exhausted when i get ho…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2011 on did you noticed +2
#7 - hundredninjas (05/05/2011) [-]
:( I hope you feel better soon. :D you should soak your self in a nice long bath. Help boost your energy.
#3 - No, I just like words to be spelled right. Grammar Nazis woul…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/05/2011 on did you noticed +1
#8 - anonymous (05/05/2011) [-]
#5 - hundredninjas (05/05/2011) [-]
me aint gots no means of telling you. i dem be hatin on them der spelling spitzna's

<(^_^<) and how you been :D you never pop in on my post any more :(
User avatar #6 - JackSchidt (05/05/2011) [-]
HN--i have been busy working, and then exhausted when i get home, due to being middle aged and in less than optimal health. I still go thumb your stuff, though, when I see it
#7 - hundredninjas (05/05/2011) [-]
:( I hope you feel better soon. :D you should soak your self in a nice long bath. Help boost your energy.
User avatar #4 - achon (05/05/2011) [-]
sry, ithoug you just forgott this one, btw english is not miy native.
but this time i jsut hitted the wrong button

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