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JackSchidt

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Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

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#3 - also turn offs include americans french polocks …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2010 on Nazi 0
#4 - loke (03/02/2010) [-]
Brown eyes....

User avatar #5 - JackSchidt (03/02/2010) [-]
the Na'vi

im sure he hated blue skin and blonde eyes
#10 - i am in an exceptionally good mood---comment greens for everyb… 03/01/2010 on EEEW +2
#9 - **JackSchidt rolls 695** come on 7 4 8  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2010 on Start rollin' 0
#18 - Thrasher (03/01/2010) [-]
Haha ouch, does that mean he has to cut his dick off? XD
#8 - hes that tough-he can take out a third world army with his teeth 03/01/2010 on Start rollin' 0
#7 - **JackSchidt rolls 701**  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2010 on Start rollin' 0
User avatar #8 - JackSchidt (03/01/2010) [-]
hes that tough-he can take out a third world army with his teeth
#5 - suppress that dick with your fists? OW 03/01/2010 on Start rollin' 0
#88 - **JackSchidt rolls 221,869,618** last digit is the length…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/01/2010 on ADMIN I ROLLED... 0
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#98 - Bluemistake (03/01/2010) [-]
**Bluemistake rolls 649,209,386**
all the digits are the size of my penis
#148 - FrostyTurd has deleted their comment.
#90 - bracken (03/01/2010) [-]
oh wow.. an 8 incher..pretty good size for a woman..im proud of her..
#85 - AFRODUCK FOR THE WIN! 03/01/2010 on ADMIN I ROLLED... 0
#4 - ok not too bad 03/01/2010 on Lies. -1
#3 - **JackSchidt rolls 5**  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2010 on Lies. -1
User avatar #4 - JackSchidt (03/01/2010) [-]
ok not too bad
#5 - why thank you--me and HF tried to do somethin great--glad we succeeded 03/01/2010 on E-bay! 0
#530 - As for your typos, and your not hitting the key hard enough--i…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2010 on impossible 0
User avatar #534 - SitAndSpin (02/28/2010) [-]
its a fourm on the internet on a website full of funny shit why would i worry about typos or not hitting they key hard enough im not writing a term paper or working on a resume for a job or filling out an application for college. am i? no so =p
User avatar #542 - LarryPlatt (03/01/2010) [-]
Jack I think his profile pic's an actual screenshot of his brain
User avatar #544 - SitAndSpin (03/02/2010) [-]
no that would be called an x-ray tard. and no the last 1 they took of my head had a potleaf ^_^
#523 - Chat speak is for lazy people. It is NOT English. It takes onl…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/28/2010 on impossible 0
User avatar #525 - SitAndSpin (02/28/2010) [-]
no se because my generation wont be writing laws in chat speak and txt lingo only a moron would think that also if someone would attempt to write a law or somethign of the sort in chat speak or txt lingo it would be thrown out right away. so failforu
User avatar #530 - JackSchidt (02/28/2010) [-]
As for your typos, and your not hitting the key hard enough--it's a little trick I learned in English classes, called "proofreading". It takes another 30 seconds to make certain that your words are not making you look like a drunken chimpanzee with a keyboard.
User avatar #534 - SitAndSpin (02/28/2010) [-]
its a fourm on the internet on a website full of funny shit why would i worry about typos or not hitting they key hard enough im not writing a term paper or working on a resume for a job or filling out an application for college. am i? no so =p
User avatar #542 - LarryPlatt (03/01/2010) [-]
Jack I think his profile pic's an actual screenshot of his brain
User avatar #544 - SitAndSpin (03/02/2010) [-]
no that would be called an x-ray tard. and no the last 1 they took of my head had a potleaf ^_^
#519 - One word? 1. Thax---should be thanks 2. Bai--bye 3. C…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/28/2010 on impossible 0
User avatar #522 - SitAndSpin (02/28/2010) [-]
8. Mo---probably didnt push the key hard enough
9 Coppy--its called a typo
10. tick---same and number 8
User avatar #521 - SitAndSpin (02/28/2010) [-]
5. Ratzzz--thats a username notice the simiarity to whats at the top of you post next to your avatar and whats around ratzzz in my post
6. arnt---typing fast so had a typo and didnt put the '
7. Auctualy--typo
User avatar #520 - SitAndSpin (02/28/2010) [-]
1. Thax---chat speak and also lol cats cutsie speak
2. Bai--called cutsie speak like in lol cat pictures
3. Cirle--typo
4. U---called chat speak and typing fast
User avatar #523 - JackSchidt (02/28/2010) [-]
Chat speak is for lazy people. It is NOT English. It takes only a fraction of a second to type YOU versus U, same with thanks. Bye would take the same amount. It frightens me that your generation will one day be writing laws in text messaging lingo.
User avatar #525 - SitAndSpin (02/28/2010) [-]
no se because my generation wont be writing laws in chat speak and txt lingo only a moron would think that also if someone would attempt to write a law or somethign of the sort in chat speak or txt lingo it would be thrown out right away. so failforu
User avatar #530 - JackSchidt (02/28/2010) [-]
As for your typos, and your not hitting the key hard enough--it's a little trick I learned in English classes, called "proofreading". It takes another 30 seconds to make certain that your words are not making you look like a drunken chimpanzee with a keyboard.
User avatar #534 - SitAndSpin (02/28/2010) [-]
its a fourm on the internet on a website full of funny shit why would i worry about typos or not hitting they key hard enough im not writing a term paper or working on a resume for a job or filling out an application for college. am i? no so =p
User avatar #542 - LarryPlatt (03/01/2010) [-]
Jack I think his profile pic's an actual screenshot of his brain
User avatar #544 - SitAndSpin (03/02/2010) [-]
no that would be called an x-ray tard. and no the last 1 they took of my head had a potleaf ^_^
#513 - if anybody here is coming across stupid, its the person who se…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/28/2010 on impossible 0
User avatar #515 - SitAndSpin (02/28/2010) [-]
oh wow im sorry i spelled 1 word wrong twice because i typing fast im oh so sorry guess what its the internet not a college term paper so spelling doesnt mean a damn thing.
User avatar #519 - JackSchidt (02/28/2010) [-]
One word?
1. Thax---should be thanks
2. Bai--bye
3. Cirle--i assume you meant circle.
4. U---you
5. Ratzzz--what the hell is that?
6. arnt---Aren't
7. Auctualy--actually
8. Mo---i assume you mean "mom"
9 Coppy--only has one p
10. tick---trick perhaps?

there are more but I grow tired of typing them. And yes, it is the internet, but spelling still can make you look smarter than your opponent.
User avatar #522 - SitAndSpin (02/28/2010) [-]
8. Mo---probably didnt push the key hard enough
9 Coppy--its called a typo
10. tick---same and number 8
User avatar #521 - SitAndSpin (02/28/2010) [-]
5. Ratzzz--thats a username notice the simiarity to whats at the top of you post next to your avatar and whats around ratzzz in my post
6. arnt---typing fast so had a typo and didnt put the '
7. Auctualy--typo
User avatar #520 - SitAndSpin (02/28/2010) [-]
1. Thax---chat speak and also lol cats cutsie speak
2. Bai--called cutsie speak like in lol cat pictures
3. Cirle--typo
4. U---called chat speak and typing fast
User avatar #523 - JackSchidt (02/28/2010) [-]
Chat speak is for lazy people. It is NOT English. It takes only a fraction of a second to type YOU versus U, same with thanks. Bye would take the same amount. It frightens me that your generation will one day be writing laws in text messaging lingo.
User avatar #525 - SitAndSpin (02/28/2010) [-]
no se because my generation wont be writing laws in chat speak and txt lingo only a moron would think that also if someone would attempt to write a law or somethign of the sort in chat speak or txt lingo it would be thrown out right away. so failforu
User avatar #530 - JackSchidt (02/28/2010) [-]
As for your typos, and your not hitting the key hard enough--it's a little trick I learned in English classes, called "proofreading". It takes another 30 seconds to make certain that your words are not making you look like a drunken chimpanzee with a keyboard.
User avatar #534 - SitAndSpin (02/28/2010) [-]
its a fourm on the internet on a website full of funny shit why would i worry about typos or not hitting they key hard enough im not writing a term paper or working on a resume for a job or filling out an application for college. am i? no so =p
User avatar #542 - LarryPlatt (03/01/2010) [-]
Jack I think his profile pic's an actual screenshot of his brain
User avatar #544 - SitAndSpin (03/02/2010) [-]
no that would be called an x-ray tard. and no the last 1 they took of my head had a potleaf ^_^
#2 - HOLY **** ITS A UNIBROW!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2010 on meagan fox +1
#4 - loke (02/28/2010) [-]
I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've seen a Megan Fox picture get negative thumbs
#10 - because i googled it first and i dont need to see that  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2010 on gotya 0
#12 - woodrowils (02/28/2010) [-]
yea do it
#8 - why ya think the next person to send me the bringvictory link … 02/28/2010 on gotya 0
#6 - yeah but this one keeps comin back if you restart your browser 02/28/2010 on gotya 0
#3 - dont do it its a rickroll that will require a computer rest… 02/28/2010 on gotya 0
#5 - dunno----queen had a sense of humor 02/28/2010 on muppets do queen 0
#2 - MAMAAA MAMA MAMA MAMA papa? 02/28/2010 on muppets do queen 0
#69 - thats how most look at it---but some of us are like me--i feel… 02/27/2010 on I Laughed -2
#62 - i will tell ya something mikey--i respect your opinion … 02/27/2010 on I Laughed -4
#46 - you cant prove or disprove the existence of a higher power---i…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2010 on I Laughed -5
#57 - anonymous (02/27/2010) [-]
Actually God has nearly been proven via the multiverse theory.
#47 - IIx Mikey xII (02/27/2010) [-]
but you can disprove most of the bible with science

religion is fear of the unknown
User avatar #62 - JackSchidt (02/27/2010) [-]
i will tell ya something mikey--i respect your opinion

but consider this

"Religion without science is blindness
Science without religion is foolishness"

not sure if i got it word for word--but that was said by none other than the greatest scientific mind of our time--einstein.

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