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Gender: male
Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

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#6 - if i know HTF--he aint worried bout a few intolerant asshats w…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2010 on Me as a furry 0
User avatar #9 - nabi (03/06/2010) [-]
Happy Tree Friends?

Fuck yeah.
User avatar #11 - JackSchidt (03/06/2010) [-]
HenTai Fan
User avatar #14 - nabi (03/06/2010) [-]
btw, look up HTF, pretty funny. you may gag though.
User avatar #13 - nabi (03/06/2010) [-]
oh...lol.
#30 - ok if you cant accept the fact that asking for thumbs for anyt… 03/06/2010 on Rant. And also Kitteh. +2
#3 - **JackSchidt rolls 987,169,955** doubles and you better get …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2010 on OH MY FUCKING GOD +2
User avatar #4 - Iamthemuffin (03/06/2010) [-]
**Iamthemuffin rolls 1,697,732** doubles and u have to plant 5 trees
#1 - I just woke my wife up laughing so loud at this 03/05/2010 on important equation +1
#26 - ok i didnt need to sleep anyways.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2010 on scarred for life +1
#31 - MrAnonymous has deleted their comment.
#1 - thats funny 03/05/2010 on Snow Sale +1
#226 - you my good sir just won 42 internets and a friend invite 03/05/2010 on There's something odd about... 0
#52 - learn your bible before you spout off----Paul was Saul of Tars… 03/05/2010 on 1 Timothy 2:12 +2
#50 - thats not what im saying at all----i believe it is--i also bel… 03/05/2010 on 1 Timothy 2:12 +2
#43 - slightly? its VERY out of context---this was PAUL, dealing wit…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2010 on 1 Timothy 2:12 +2
#51 - anonymous (03/05/2010) [-]
Paul was neither a saint nor an apostle. He never saw Jesus, never met him or recieved the Holy Spirit from him. He just found a way to increase his wealth and influence and used it to spread his poisonous message of hatred of women and sex to a bunch of people too dumb to see his self righteous act for the sham it was.

This is proven by the hippocrascy of the Church he founded and the inhuman, ungodly and evil acts it has perpetuated over the years.
User avatar #52 - JackSchidt (03/05/2010) [-]
learn your bible before you spout off----Paul was Saul of Tarsus, who saw Jesus after the Ascencion, on the road to Damascus.
#48 - anonymous (03/05/2010) [-]
So you're saying the Bible is wrong and not the exact word of God. And that despite its being prayed over, rewritten and helped along by God Fearing Idiots for three thousand years.

I agree, the Bible is not the word of God.
User avatar #50 - JackSchidt (03/05/2010) [-]
thats not what im saying at all----i believe it is--i also believe that since humans put Gods word on paper, there were errors made, for no man is perfect
#4 - better than that----[adult swim] two weeks ago declared the ka…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2010 on The More You Know 0
#5 - IJustHadTo (03/05/2010) [-]
Wasn't that when they started advertising Freaknik?
#2 - oh no i just lost the g  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2010 on The More You Know 0
#3 - IJustHadTo (03/05/2010) [-]
4chan ended the g--
User avatar #4 - JackSchidt (03/05/2010) [-]
better than that----[adult swim] two weeks ago declared the kanye meme dead too. great news isnt it?
#5 - IJustHadTo (03/05/2010) [-]
Wasn't that when they started advertising Freaknik?
#7 - now you will be in trouble-avatars can be flagged and i intend…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2010 on NASTYWAFFLE's profile 0
#14 - jordAnz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #10 - toasteddream (04/18/2010) [-]
YOUR A FAGGOT YOU FUCKING LOSER!!!11!!!!!1!!!!
User avatar #9 - GAZZAA (03/08/2010) [-]
so .... you gay ??? jack its ok if your gay...
#1 - indeed it is----good first post  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2010 on Win. 0
User avatar #2 - RomeoAndJuliet (03/05/2010) [-]
Thanks :)
#26 - Actually no it wasnt a hack---ive been on fj since august and … 03/04/2010 on Ban the FUCKER! 0
#7 - Comment deleted 03/04/2010 on Weird Al SexVid 0
#1 - i see it lmfao 03/04/2010 on hehe 0
#6 - cool----if i time the upload just right--itll get a shload of …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2010 on Jesus 0
User avatar #7 - obnoxious (03/04/2010) [-]
Jesus Hamlet Christ
#4 - since yer the OP--id like your permission--but i just thought …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2010 on Jesus 0
User avatar #5 - obnoxious (03/04/2010) [-]
You sure can post a tunnel.
User avatar #6 - JackSchidt (03/04/2010) [-]
cool----if i time the upload just right--itll get a shload of comments.

Jesus Hernandez Christ
User avatar #7 - obnoxious (03/04/2010) [-]
Jesus Hamlet Christ
#3 - Just so you know--i AM a man of faith--but also of humor---i L… 03/04/2010 on Jesus 0
#1 - He shoulda pretended to text  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2010 on Awkward. +1
User avatar #2 - obnoxious (03/04/2010) [-]
That made me lol.
#1 - Always wondered what the H stood for I'll start it off …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/04/2010 on Jesus 0
User avatar #2 - obnoxious (03/04/2010) [-]
Hallelujah
User avatar #4 - JackSchidt (03/04/2010) [-]
since yer the OP--id like your permission--but i just thought of doing a tunnel edit of this and asking this very question---would you have a prob with that---dont worry i wont post it till late night tonight or early tomorrow
User avatar #5 - obnoxious (03/04/2010) [-]
You sure can post a tunnel.
User avatar #6 - JackSchidt (03/04/2010) [-]
cool----if i time the upload just right--itll get a shload of comments.

Jesus Hernandez Christ
User avatar #7 - obnoxious (03/04/2010) [-]
Jesus Hamlet Christ
User avatar #3 - JackSchidt (03/04/2010) [-]
Just so you know--i AM a man of faith--but also of humor---i LOVE religious jokes like this

Jesus Harvey Christ
#1 - perfect--funny AND disturbing--that equals win 03/04/2010 on Hello Kidney 0
#521 - See....I mean Wee... I wan' go home eeenspector. 03/04/2010 on No more captchas! +8
#549 - Look, up in the sky, its the Rocketeer--oh wait its the Commenteer! 03/04/2010 on Trusted commenteer +15

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