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JackSchidt

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Gender: male
Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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Comment Thumbs: 7754 total,  16308 ,  8554
Content Level Progress: 17% (170/1000)
Level 228 Content: Mind Blower → Level 229 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 52% (52/100)
Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:29
Content Views:386062
Times Content Favorited:3791 times
Total Comments Made:7636
FJ Points:4688
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

latest user's comments

#36 - bdddddddddddddddda da dum, da dum dum duh de dum dddddddddd…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2010 on Epic Drift -1
User avatar #55 - HerbertThePervert (03/06/2010) [-]
to the windowwwwwwww
to the wall
till sweet drops down my balls
User avatar #56 - JackSchidt (03/06/2010) [-]
yow deze bitches crawl
yow skee skee mothafuckamothafucka
yow skee skee (i like dat, like dat)
#2 - awesome---ill come back and thumb it up later---when my thumbs… 03/06/2010 on Curse of LaBeouf 0
#3 - you are a thumb whore  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2010 on I fought The Law And It Won +1
User avatar #4 - SonicTeam (03/06/2010) [-]
So, does it really matter. You're not. So be happy that you're not.
#32 - now i got the urge to play need for speed underground 2  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2010 on Epic Drift +5
User avatar #35 - Kirbylikeswolves (03/06/2010) [-]
**Kirbylikeswolves rolls 016,326,329**
I was about to say that :/
User avatar #36 - JackSchidt (03/06/2010) [-]
bdddddddddddddddda da dum, da dum dum duh de dum
ddddddddddddddddddd da dum da dum dum duh de dum

369, damn good fine
gi'e it to me sock it to me one mo time
get low, get low get low get low get low get lowwwww
User avatar #55 - HerbertThePervert (03/06/2010) [-]
to the windowwwwwwww
to the wall
till sweet drops down my balls
User avatar #56 - JackSchidt (03/06/2010) [-]
yow deze bitches crawl
yow skee skee mothafuckamothafucka
yow skee skee (i like dat, like dat)
#15 - much as i hate all things pedobear "43. Pedobear w…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2010 on Rules of Funnyjunk 0
User avatar #22 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/06/2010) [-]
meh. not too original. ill keep that for now.
#13 - well the 43 i googled came up "Someone will fap to it&quo…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2010 on Rules of Funnyjunk 0
User avatar #14 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/06/2010) [-]
ya, true.... but :it needs to be different. Similar, but different enough to call it our own.
User avatar #15 - JackSchidt (03/06/2010) [-]
much as i hate all things pedobear

"43. Pedobear will fap to her. Unless shes too old"
User avatar #22 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/06/2010) [-]
meh. not too original. ill keep that for now.
#1 - hilarious MONTY PYTHON FTW!`  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2010 on Silly Walk +2
User avatar #2 - PgFalcon (03/07/2010) [-]
I, to, think this is hilarious, and that Monty Python should win. 0.0
#1 - its a trap--its a doritoes thing---this guy lies 03/06/2010 on Susan Boyle Strip Tease -1
#5 - had to copypasta it -- apparently theres a length limit on lin… 03/06/2010 on Doc's New Toy +2
#2 - yeah you kinda gotta step away from the keyboard--its as small… 03/06/2010 on Epic Facepalm - - LITERALLY -1
#2 - hope hasbro sees this---this would make an epic double-movie t…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2010 on Doc's New Toy +1
User avatar #5 - JackSchidt (03/06/2010) [-]
had to copypasta it -- apparently theres a length limit on links

but i saw that pic--yours would be 88 times better

(c whut i did thar?)
#3 - ERICVOLTAGE Comment deleted by JackSchidt
#11 - which one is 53  [+] (5 new replies) 03/06/2010 on Rules of Funnyjunk 0
User avatar #12 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/06/2010) [-]
that was a typo. 43: it is a delicious trap you must hit it.
User avatar #13 - JackSchidt (03/06/2010) [-]
well the 43 i googled came up "Someone will fap to it"
why change it--fits funnyjunk too
User avatar #14 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/06/2010) [-]
ya, true.... but :it needs to be different. Similar, but different enough to call it our own.
User avatar #15 - JackSchidt (03/06/2010) [-]
much as i hate all things pedobear

"43. Pedobear will fap to her. Unless shes too old"
User avatar #22 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/06/2010) [-]
meh. not too original. ill keep that for now.
#9 - i give you my support if you wanna go ahead and do one---and y…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/06/2010 on Rules of Funnyjunk +1
User avatar #10 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/06/2010) [-]
XD
im stuck on 53 :S
User avatar #11 - JackSchidt (03/06/2010) [-]
which one is 53
User avatar #12 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/06/2010) [-]
that was a typo. 43: it is a delicious trap you must hit it.
User avatar #13 - JackSchidt (03/06/2010) [-]
well the 43 i googled came up "Someone will fap to it"
why change it--fits funnyjunk too
User avatar #14 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/06/2010) [-]
ya, true.... but :it needs to be different. Similar, but different enough to call it our own.
User avatar #15 - JackSchidt (03/06/2010) [-]
much as i hate all things pedobear

"43. Pedobear will fap to her. Unless shes too old"
User avatar #22 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/06/2010) [-]
meh. not too original. ill keep that for now.
#9 - its ok---who needs to be able to sleep anyways  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2010 on When you see it 0
User avatar #10 - TheBear (03/06/2010) [-]
XD Sleep's for poonies
#6 - oh and also you get a green thumb for commenting as you did. 03/06/2010 on Rules of Funnyjunk +1
#5 - thought about that---but i didn't wanna be accused of copying,…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/06/2010 on Rules of Funnyjunk +1
User avatar #8 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/06/2010) [-]
4chan already accuses us of copying so why not? i was thinking of making a funnyjunk set of rules that mimics the 4chan 100, but im stuck on a fewXD u beat me to publishing :D u also get el green thumbo.
User avatar #9 - JackSchidt (03/06/2010) [-]
i give you my support if you wanna go ahead and do one---and you can quote this comment in saying that too.
User avatar #10 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/06/2010) [-]
XD
im stuck on 53 :S
User avatar #11 - JackSchidt (03/06/2010) [-]
which one is 53
User avatar #12 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/06/2010) [-]
that was a typo. 43: it is a delicious trap you must hit it.
User avatar #13 - JackSchidt (03/06/2010) [-]
well the 43 i googled came up "Someone will fap to it"
why change it--fits funnyjunk too
User avatar #14 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/06/2010) [-]
ya, true.... but :it needs to be different. Similar, but different enough to call it our own.
User avatar #15 - JackSchidt (03/06/2010) [-]
much as i hate all things pedobear

"43. Pedobear will fap to her. Unless shes too old"
User avatar #22 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/06/2010) [-]
meh. not too original. ill keep that for now.
#2 - i just downloaded a ******** of coyote cartoons, … 03/06/2010 on Rules of Funnyjunk -1
#440 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2010 on Grinder Gears +1
#442 - diarrheachaplain Comment deleted by JackSchidt
#9 - some kind of bug in the site--it got stuck in the conversion q…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2010 on Wile E Coyote, SEEE-UPER... +1
#10 - IJustHadTo (03/06/2010) [-]
Sweet!
#432 - Comment deleted 03/06/2010 on Grinder Gears +1
#431 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 03/06/2010 on Grinder Gears +2
#438 - diarrheachaplain Comment deleted by JackSchidt
#440 - JackSchidt Comment deleted by JackSchidt
#442 - diarrheachaplain Comment deleted by JackSchidt
#433 - tomwalk Comment deleted by JackSchidt
#439 - diarrheachaplain Comment deleted by JackSchidt
#7 - there will be more as i convert them to flash -- probably one …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2010 on Wile E Coyote, SEEE-UPER... +4
#8 - IJustHadTo (03/06/2010) [-]
WOO!
Speaking of, the last video link you sent me said it was still converting. I tried it just after watching this.
User avatar #9 - JackSchidt (03/06/2010) [-]
some kind of bug in the site--it got stuck in the conversion queue so i deleted it---ill just convert it myself and upload it later
#10 - IJustHadTo (03/06/2010) [-]
Sweet!
#4 - are you TRYING to shock people? LOL  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2010 on Wile E Coyote, SEEE-UPER... +1
User avatar #5 - nabi (03/06/2010) [-]
OH COME ON. don't reveal it's a screamer LOL.
#11 - HenTai Fan  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2010 on Me as a furry 0
User avatar #14 - nabi (03/06/2010) [-]
btw, look up HTF, pretty funny. you may gag though.
User avatar #13 - nabi (03/06/2010) [-]
oh...lol.
#1 - im shocked--how could anybody NOT like wile e coyot-ay---seeee… 03/06/2010 on Wile E Coyote, SEEE-UPER... +1

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