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JackSchidt

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Age: 45
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

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#21 - nah----just take a huge handful of raw steak, pliers, a 9/16th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2010 on sailor moon +1
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#22 - TheBear (07/02/2010) [-]
lol riiiight.. Ugh.. Just got off of /b/ Fuckin gore thread from hell.. I've seen some pretty sick shit in my life.. But that was brutal :/
#19 - still doesn't solve the bandwidth issue----at my cable connect…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2010 on sailor moon +1
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#20 - TheBear (07/02/2010) [-]
Hmm.. We're gonna need a bigger hammer...
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#21 - JackSchidt (07/02/2010) [-]
nah----just take a huge handful of raw steak, pliers, a 9/16th socket and go to the local junkyard

(the steaks will keep the dogs busy)
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#22 - TheBear (07/02/2010) [-]
lol riiiight.. Ugh.. Just got off of /b/ Fuckin gore thread from hell.. I've seen some pretty sick shit in my life.. But that was brutal :/
#17 - TORRENT FAILURE: INSUFFICIENT BANDWIDTH AND DRIVE SPACE. CL…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/02/2010 on sailor moon +1
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#18 - TheBear (07/02/2010) [-]
Shit.. Ok.. Well you can use his ^^ Credit card to buy a bigger comp & shiz.. ^.^
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#19 - JackSchidt (07/02/2010) [-]
still doesn't solve the bandwidth issue----at my cable connections speed itll take me 2.84 centuries to download your clutch
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#20 - TheBear (07/02/2010) [-]
Hmm.. We're gonna need a bigger hammer...
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#21 - JackSchidt (07/02/2010) [-]
nah----just take a huge handful of raw steak, pliers, a 9/16th socket and go to the local junkyard

(the steaks will keep the dogs busy)
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#22 - TheBear (07/02/2010) [-]
lol riiiight.. Ugh.. Just got off of /b/ Fuckin gore thread from hell.. I've seen some pretty sick shit in my life.. But that was brutal :/
#15 - yup-----and the cool guy that 80 percent of my computer came f…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/02/2010 on sailor moon +1
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#16 - TheBear (07/02/2010) [-]
Noice! So ya wanna do me a favor and download me a clutch kit for my car XD
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#17 - JackSchidt (07/02/2010) [-]
TORRENT FAILURE: INSUFFICIENT BANDWIDTH AND DRIVE SPACE.
CLUTCH TAKES 252 TERABYTES
CURRENT FREE SPACE: 460 MEGABYTES
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#18 - TheBear (07/02/2010) [-]
Shit.. Ok.. Well you can use his ^^ Credit card to buy a bigger comp & shiz.. ^.^
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#19 - JackSchidt (07/02/2010) [-]
still doesn't solve the bandwidth issue----at my cable connections speed itll take me 2.84 centuries to download your clutch
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#20 - TheBear (07/02/2010) [-]
Hmm.. We're gonna need a bigger hammer...
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#21 - JackSchidt (07/02/2010) [-]
nah----just take a huge handful of raw steak, pliers, a 9/16th socket and go to the local junkyard

(the steaks will keep the dogs busy)
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#22 - TheBear (07/02/2010) [-]
lol riiiight.. Ugh.. Just got off of /b/ Fuckin gore thread from hell.. I've seen some pretty sick shit in my life.. But that was brutal :/
#49 - you forgot the tidal wave. you know--where he/she dumps… 07/02/2010 on types of bad kissers 0
#13 - my buddy across the street sent me the link--i just HAD to mak…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/02/2010 on sailor moon +1
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#14 - TheBear (07/02/2010) [-]
Wow.. The cool guy who has all the tricks?...
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#15 - JackSchidt (07/02/2010) [-]
yup-----and the cool guy that 80 percent of my computer came from.

that cool guy
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#16 - TheBear (07/02/2010) [-]
Noice! So ya wanna do me a favor and download me a clutch kit for my car XD
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#17 - JackSchidt (07/02/2010) [-]
TORRENT FAILURE: INSUFFICIENT BANDWIDTH AND DRIVE SPACE.
CLUTCH TAKES 252 TERABYTES
CURRENT FREE SPACE: 460 MEGABYTES
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#18 - TheBear (07/02/2010) [-]
Shit.. Ok.. Well you can use his ^^ Credit card to buy a bigger comp & shiz.. ^.^
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#19 - JackSchidt (07/02/2010) [-]
still doesn't solve the bandwidth issue----at my cable connections speed itll take me 2.84 centuries to download your clutch
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#20 - TheBear (07/02/2010) [-]
Hmm.. We're gonna need a bigger hammer...
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#21 - JackSchidt (07/02/2010) [-]
nah----just take a huge handful of raw steak, pliers, a 9/16th socket and go to the local junkyard

(the steaks will keep the dogs busy)
User avatar
#22 - TheBear (07/02/2010) [-]
lol riiiight.. Ugh.. Just got off of /b/ Fuckin gore thread from hell.. I've seen some pretty sick shit in my life.. But that was brutal :/
#116 - ust? its ust fricken awesome? 07/02/2010 on NOW THAT's JUST FRIKEN AWSOME 0
#72 - i tried to do what that page said but my computer, HAL, tri… 07/02/2010 on Last Page +2
#8 - if you do---make sure shes a real bitch  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2010 on sailor moon 0
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#5 - well, then this is a rerape  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2010 on sailor moon +1
#7 - ChronicM (07/02/2010) [-]
I take your re-rape and use RAKE!
#10 - Jizz (07/02/2010) [-]
Its Super Effective!