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Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
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#234 - are you undergoing corrective treatment, if i may ask?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/10/2010 on There's something odd about... 0
User avatar #235 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
Naw, my doctor didn't recomend me, says it'll be fine. I you ask me, the medical field is such a joke. It is clearly severe enough were I really should have surgery;...
User avatar #236 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
... you can clearly see (idk exactly what it is) an artery or my heart pulsating right at the end of my sternum, so in other words, something is very obviously being crushed. My stamina is also quiyt significantly lower than it should be...
User avatar #238 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
I know that I should even have an above average cardiovascular durability, judging from my younger years; I have a rare case were the indentation didn't begin to form until I passed adolescence.
User avatar #237 - JackSchidt (03/10/2010) [-]
sounds like you are gonna need some corrective surgery---my thoughts and prayers will be for your health
User avatar #239 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
thanks man.
yeah, one of these years I'll have to go to some other physician and get a better opinion on the matter.
#58 - THAT last bit is true---men who whack the mole, punch the clow… 03/09/2010 on Hum? 0
#1 - ITS A TRAP!  [+] (7 new replies) 03/09/2010 on Dnt Be A N00b 0
#3 - iamapeacock (03/10/2010) [-]
you are not akbar
User avatar #4 - JackSchidt (03/10/2010) [-]
and you are not a bird of great plumage. Your point is?
#6 - iamapeacock (03/10/2010) [-]
nevermind i got it fixed...so suck it bitch >=D
#5 - iamapeacock (03/10/2010) [-]
my pic wont upload! don't mock my disabillity T-T
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (03/10/2010) [-]
i wasnt mocking ya--my point is--wile e coyote knows a lot about traps too--granted, his traps never work
#8 - iamapeacock (03/10/2010) [-]
...i think a roadrunner should show upp now
User avatar #9 - JackSchidt (03/10/2010) [-]
if he says meepmeep i swear to god i will rip his head off and beat his body to death with it!
#232 - ive seen photos (not online--in those paper-made things called…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/09/2010 on There's something odd about... 0
User avatar #233 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
lmao, triceratits, thats rich xD
Aw, man thats gotta suck for that guy.
gotta love the weird human genetic mutations.
I myself have a very close to severe case of Pectus excavatum.
User avatar #234 - JackSchidt (03/10/2010) [-]
are you undergoing corrective treatment, if i may ask?
User avatar #235 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
Naw, my doctor didn't recomend me, says it'll be fine. I you ask me, the medical field is such a joke. It is clearly severe enough were I really should have surgery;...
User avatar #236 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
... you can clearly see (idk exactly what it is) an artery or my heart pulsating right at the end of my sternum, so in other words, something is very obviously being crushed. My stamina is also quiyt significantly lower than it should be...
User avatar #238 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
I know that I should even have an above average cardiovascular durability, judging from my younger years; I have a rare case were the indentation didn't begin to form until I passed adolescence.
User avatar #237 - JackSchidt (03/10/2010) [-]
sounds like you are gonna need some corrective surgery---my thoughts and prayers will be for your health
User avatar #239 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
thanks man.
yeah, one of these years I'll have to go to some other physician and get a better opinion on the matter.
#230 - very good... thats precisely correct---although chest-located …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/09/2010 on There's something odd about... 0
User avatar #231 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/09/2010) [-]
true, and the "third boob" usualy very deformed/undeveloped and not well placed. But hey, I'm sure its come in perfect and in the right spot before; a guy can dream.
User avatar #232 - JackSchidt (03/09/2010) [-]
ive seen photos (not online--in those paper-made things called books lol) actual pictures of p.m. cases --its rare---bout one in 10,000 cases--where the boob is perfect---this gal--triceratits is her porn name--has a natural 3rd, but it was deformed--hers has been surgically augmented. One i saw--dont remember if it was a ripleys case or not--a MAN had a D-cup--perfect shape too--on his right thigh
User avatar #233 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
lmao, triceratits, thats rich xD
Aw, man thats gotta suck for that guy.
gotta love the weird human genetic mutations.
I myself have a very close to severe case of Pectus excavatum.
User avatar #234 - JackSchidt (03/10/2010) [-]
are you undergoing corrective treatment, if i may ask?
User avatar #235 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
Naw, my doctor didn't recomend me, says it'll be fine. I you ask me, the medical field is such a joke. It is clearly severe enough were I really should have surgery;...
User avatar #236 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
... you can clearly see (idk exactly what it is) an artery or my heart pulsating right at the end of my sternum, so in other words, something is very obviously being crushed. My stamina is also quiyt significantly lower than it should be...
User avatar #238 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
I know that I should even have an above average cardiovascular durability, judging from my younger years; I have a rare case were the indentation didn't begin to form until I passed adolescence.
User avatar #237 - JackSchidt (03/10/2010) [-]
sounds like you are gonna need some corrective surgery---my thoughts and prayers will be for your health
User avatar #239 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
thanks man.
yeah, one of these years I'll have to go to some other physician and get a better opinion on the matter.
#10 - *triple face palm* wait-what?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/09/2010 on Epic Facepalm - - LITERALLY 0
#12 - IJustHadTo (03/10/2010) [-]
*makes his triple facepalm a quadruple*
User avatar #15 - Awakive (04/05/2010) [-]
*ULTIMATE FACEPALM*
User avatar #13 - JackSchidt (03/10/2010) [-]
how hard was it to grow that fourth arm? took me a month to grow my third one.
#14 - IJustHadTo (03/10/2010) [-]
Donno where you got the third, but my claw's the fourth hand helping you with facepalms
User avatar #11 - doctor who (03/09/2010) [-]
lol man
#2 - and how is this gonna make things better----itll just encourag… 03/09/2010 on An even more novel idea -1
#7 - oh i didn't realize--no disrespect intended--just curiosity. f…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2010 on Breaking NEWs +2
User avatar #8 - duede (03/09/2010) [-]
i remade it got to my profile to see it
#5 - would be interesting to know what they meant when they made th…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2010 on Breaking NEWs +2
User avatar #6 - duede (03/09/2010) [-]
i made it
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (03/09/2010) [-]
oh i didn't realize--no disrespect intended--just curiosity. forgive me if i have offended you good sir
User avatar #8 - duede (03/09/2010) [-]
i remade it got to my profile to see it
#1 - "has waring" what the hell does that mean?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/09/2010 on Breaking NEWs +3
User avatar #4 - puppybiscuit (03/09/2010) [-]
It means that the pic author/poster is a douchetard. Hey i think I will copyright that, when a person is stupid and clueless about it.
#3 - devout feminist (03/09/2010) [-]
lemme war you some war so you can war in the waring
User avatar #2 - duede (03/09/2010) [-]
oh i didnt see that
User avatar #5 - JackSchidt (03/09/2010) [-]
would be interesting to know what they meant when they made that pic, right?
User avatar #6 - duede (03/09/2010) [-]
i made it
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (03/09/2010) [-]
oh i didn't realize--no disrespect intended--just curiosity. forgive me if i have offended you good sir
User avatar #8 - duede (03/09/2010) [-]
i remade it got to my profile to see it
#261 - i sleep in the dead body that fell off a building position …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2010 on How do you sleep? +1
#265 - Deadrocker (03/09/2010) [-]
OMG SAME HERE expect I got it from when a guy on rainbow 6 dies from a backshot
#262 - a dinosaur (03/09/2010) [-]
That's exactly the same as how I do it, except head can face whatever.
#142 - massdebating on the internet? isnt that what the porn site is … 03/09/2010 on The Great Debate 0
#129 - I prefer A, wife prefers B I have the power of the nuts … 03/09/2010 on The Great Debate +5
#59 - AND THE TRIPLES ARE 666  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2010 on UV Tattoos 0
User avatar #103 - TheFunnyJunkie (03/09/2010) [-]
creepy, i didn't even notice, maybe i wont now. o_0
#271 - THANK YOU good sir--i said for YEARS that decades and centurie… 03/09/2010 on 2012 - EXPLAINED 0
#40 - WHAT WAS IN MY TEA YOU GAVE M--------------BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2010 on My survival guide stats. +1
#52 - devout feminist (03/09/2010) [-]
OH SHIHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRR
#841 - that comment is so full of win, i wish i could thumb it up 10 times 03/09/2010 on Bottom 10 List Idea 0
#3 - why thank you 03/09/2010 on why? -1
#41 - yup--all killed by large white robots with clubs hitting small…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2010 on Sports Facts -1
User avatar #42 - LeanPocket (03/08/2010) [-]
They finally did it....Damn them! Damn them all to hell!!
#98 - **JackSchidt rolls 5,492** man you guys should be easy to beat  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2010 on Crocodile Cloud 0
User avatar #100 - ImNotAPedo (03/08/2010) [-]
**ImNotAPedo rolls 8,365**
JackShit
User avatar #103 - suckeggs (03/08/2010) [-]
**suckeggs rolls 0,809** pwned beetches
User avatar #118 - ImNotAPedo (03/08/2010) [-]
**ImNotAPedo rolls 271,933,601**
I dont think so...
User avatar #141 - VivaLaUnum (03/08/2010) [-]
**VivaLaUnum rolls 9** Face the POWER OF ME
#41 - this i tell ya brotherrrr ya cant have one without the otherrrrr 03/08/2010 on Best of Al Bundy #2 -2
#35 - because we know nothing of the krikkit wars that ravaged our g…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2010 on Sports Facts -1
User avatar #40 - LeanPocket (03/08/2010) [-]
Lost a lot of good players in that war...
User avatar #41 - JackSchidt (03/08/2010) [-]
yup--all killed by large white robots with clubs hitting small red ball bombs
User avatar #42 - LeanPocket (03/08/2010) [-]
They finally did it....Damn them! Damn them all to hell!!
#33 - a tennis ball is 2.7 inches in diameter, and a baseball is 2.8… 03/08/2010 on Sports Facts -1
#32 - precisely---and i would rather have big balls than heavy ones. 03/08/2010 on Sports Facts -1
#21 - anybody else think of the a-team when they saw that black and … 03/08/2010 on Hmmmmm, That Just Might Work 0

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