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Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

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#81 - or if you are looking for native island girls hungry for affec… 03/13/2010 on Funny Town Names -1
#79 - There is a village in France, in Burgundy, called Anus--is tha… 03/13/2010 on Funny Town Names -1
#11 - mine too---shes a peach-faced lovebird--and the lime green,pea…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2010 on dog look-a-likes -1
#12 - Seastone (03/13/2010) [-]
Lovebirds are so beautiful in any color I've ever seen. My Green Cheek is not a mutation, so she's not super colorful compared to other birds, even of her own species... but she has such pretty eyes and tiny little eyelashes. She's especially cute when trying to keep her eyes open when she's tired and yawning.
#77 - thats cool too---but ill be motorboating--hope we both have fu… 03/13/2010 on Funny Town Names +5
#74 - id rather go to titty-ho  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2010 on Funny Town Names +2
User avatar #76 - waitwhoisthat (03/13/2010) [-]
That's cool, I'll be in Wetwang getting my wang wet
User avatar #77 - JackSchidt (03/13/2010) [-]
thats cool too---but ill be motorboating--hope we both have fun---another green thumb for you sir
#72 - they are all real my underachieving friend---but some pixellat… 03/13/2010 on Funny Town Names +2
#6 - so--that would mean you're gonna turn into aquaman  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2010 on dog look-a-likes -1
User avatar #7 - AnalBlast (03/12/2010) [-]
fat aquaman
#23 - i will stick to bein a nice guy--seems to work for me  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2010 on Mornin Ralph, mornin Sam +1
#39 - zaraboraka (03/26/2010) [-]
I AGREE
#4 - derp de chirp? 03/12/2010 on dog look-a-likes 0
#9 - that one made me laugh---just because someone DID think to nam…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2010 on Funny Town Names +1
User avatar #11 - MachDialUp (03/12/2010) [-]
They were dead on.
#2 - perfectly dead-on it's always amazed me how much pet owners…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/12/2010 on dog look-a-likes +4
#10 - Seastone (03/13/2010) [-]
I have a green bird, too (a GCC). And a Great Dane and an extremely obese Beagle. We had the Dane first, and she actually looks like my mom a bit, and she's my mom's dog specifically. Thankfully, no one looks like the Beagle.

Personally, I would love to be as adorable looking as my bird's face is. She's SO cute. :)
User avatar #11 - JackSchidt (03/13/2010) [-]
mine too---shes a peach-faced lovebird--and the lime green,peach and white coloring is one of the rarer color schemes--she is worth a decent amount of money--although i would never ever sell Peaches. she means a lot to me, havin come from my favorite ex
#12 - Seastone (03/13/2010) [-]
Lovebirds are so beautiful in any color I've ever seen. My Green Cheek is not a mutation, so she's not super colorful compared to other birds, even of her own species... but she has such pretty eyes and tiny little eyelashes. She's especially cute when trying to keep her eyes open when she's tired and yawning.
User avatar #5 - HolyCheesus (03/12/2010) [-]
well i have a god damn over weight gold fish XD
User avatar #6 - JackSchidt (03/12/2010) [-]
so--that would mean you're gonna turn into aquaman
User avatar #7 - AnalBlast (03/12/2010) [-]
fat aquaman
User avatar #3 - llcoolz (03/12/2010) [-]
lolz
User avatar #4 - JackSchidt (03/12/2010) [-]
derp de chirp?
#2 - thanks dude-and believe it or not--i actually suck at modeling…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2010 on My model 0
User avatar #3 - llcoolz (03/12/2010) [-]
haha!
#5 - well if this does decently well i might make a second one---do… 03/12/2010 on Funny Town Names +2
#2 - actually i did know that----but damned if i could find a pic o…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2010 on Funny Town Names +2
User avatar #6 - MacheteJoe (03/12/2010) [-]
it means 'The land of angels, the great city of immortality, various of devine gems, the great angelic land unconquerable, land of nine noble gems, the royal city, the pleasant capital, place of the grand royal palace, forever land of angels and reincarnated spirits, predestined and created by the highest devas.'
#10 - EmperorColo (03/12/2010) [-]
OOOO... 0.0
#3 - EmperorColo (03/12/2010) [-]
No clue, I'll probably look it up after school though.
#7 - your stuff is awesome---and I agree with you--I cannot stand idiots!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2010 on MakiChan's profile 0
User avatar #10 - MakiChan (03/12/2010) [-]
thanks...i dont like idiots but they do give some comic relief
#1004 - the worst are those black ones---dont know what most people ca… 03/12/2010 on Wasps 0
#38 - INCONCEIVABLE !!! yes i caught your awesome princess br…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2010 on Vader in the shitter +3
User avatar #40 - xXNeonStarrzXx (03/11/2010) [-]
HIGH FIVE! :D
#44 - anonymous (03/11/2010) [-]
There is hope for humanity yet.
#4 - well it is for me----must be a trickle down thing---give it a …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2010 on testing -1
User avatar #5 - TarnRazor (03/11/2010) [-]
Hmm, then my IP is messed up XD
#8 - oh **** im sorry---i thought someone else asked a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2010 on yahoo win or fail? +1
User avatar #9 - Joshic (03/10/2010) [-]
*facepalm*
#6 - do these kids not know how to ******* google? or …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2010 on yahoo win or fail? +1
User avatar #7 - Joshic (03/10/2010) [-]
dude, this was me asking
User avatar #8 - JackSchidt (03/10/2010) [-]
oh shit im sorry---i thought someone else asked and you were posting it---deletemy previous comment and this one
User avatar #9 - Joshic (03/10/2010) [-]
*facepalm*
#9 - if he says meepmeep i swear to god i will rip his head off and… 03/10/2010 on Dnt Be A N00b 0
#7 - i wasnt mocking ya--my point is--wile e coyote knows a lot abo…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2010 on Dnt Be A N00b 0
#8 - iamapeacock (03/10/2010) [-]
...i think a roadrunner should show upp now
User avatar #9 - JackSchidt (03/10/2010) [-]
if he says meepmeep i swear to god i will rip his head off and beat his body to death with it!
#13 - how hard was it to grow that fourth arm? took me a month to gr…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2010 on Epic Facepalm - - LITERALLY -1
#14 - IJustHadTo (03/10/2010) [-]
Donno where you got the third, but my claw's the fourth hand helping you with facepalms
#4 - and you are not a bird of great plumage. Your point is?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/10/2010 on Dnt Be A N00b 0
#6 - iamapeacock (03/10/2010) [-]
nevermind i got it fixed...so suck it bitch >=D
#5 - iamapeacock (03/10/2010) [-]
my pic wont upload! don't mock my disabillity T-T
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (03/10/2010) [-]
i wasnt mocking ya--my point is--wile e coyote knows a lot about traps too--granted, his traps never work
#8 - iamapeacock (03/10/2010) [-]
...i think a roadrunner should show upp now
User avatar #9 - JackSchidt (03/10/2010) [-]
if he says meepmeep i swear to god i will rip his head off and beat his body to death with it!
#237 - sounds like you are gonna need some corrective surgery---my th…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2010 on There's something odd about... 0
User avatar #239 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
thanks man.
yeah, one of these years I'll have to go to some other physician and get a better opinion on the matter.

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