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Gender: male
Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

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#23 - and Krusty Krabs are in the bikini bottoms and the s…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2010 on Krabby Patties +3
User avatar #25 - irondog (03/13/2010) [-]
oh and think of some of their names:
1. Sandy "cheeks"
2. Mr. "crabs"
then theres the fact that plancton looks like a testicle.
User avatar #26 - JackSchidt (03/13/2010) [-]
the shocking truth---spongebob is porn for kids
User avatar #33 - huntrshado (03/13/2010) [-]
O_O?!
User avatar #31 - irondog (03/13/2010) [-]
bingo
#118 - its attitudes like 113 above you that give all of us who belie…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2010 on Eye exam -1
User avatar #124 - okpeoples (03/13/2010) [-]
thats what im saying.
#112 - i (fap) see (fap) (fap) (fap) your point (fap). I'll re (fap)…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2010 on Eye exam +2
#131 - theface (03/13/2010) [-]
hey i go to church and it nevr says in the bible tho shal not rub your dick. Its been provin that masterbation relives stress and anger. masterbation is not a sin in any way shape or form!!! SO FAP AWAY PEPOULE OF THE WORLD !!!!!!
#115 - FunnyJunkSucksDick (03/13/2010) [-]
i hope hell is waiting for you! sexual pleasure is for losers!
User avatar #190 - BowChickaBowWow (03/21/2010) [-]
No Sexual Pleasure=No Babies.
Take that, Catholic Fag.
User avatar #129 - okpeoples (03/13/2010) [-]
where in the bible does it say that masturbation is a sin?
#11 - DO IT! DO IT NAUGHHHHHWWW!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2010 on AWESOME STORE FRONT -2
#12 - sadgirl (03/13/2010) [-]
i can't! gotta play final fantasy 13 because when dave gets god of war, i won't be able to play! i shall make it then! check next week tuesday!
#2 - add Forrest Rump 03/13/2010 on Funny Porn Titles -3
#3 - pics of hentai sammich---id be most interested in what that wo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2010 on AWESOME STORE FRONT -3
#7 - sadgirl (03/13/2010) [-]
lol. i was trying to think about how i could do it. i could cut the bread a special way i guess. *wheels a turnin*
#1 - no time for lubricant 03/13/2010 on Need More Lube -1
#9 - gimme three hours--i will get some stainless steel and duct ta…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2010 on REAL AD -1
User avatar #10 - RaXoR (03/13/2010) [-]
hahah redneck xD
User avatar #12 - JackSchidt (03/13/2010) [-]
and gawd danged proud of it y'all
User avatar #13 - RaXoR (03/19/2010) [-]
hey hey no worries i live around them all i mean even i get to say y'all and over yonder and winder and yellar some times and i have fixed things with duct tape so yeah ;)
#7 - but isnt it only compatible with the DMC-12? or could i ins…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/13/2010 on REAL AD -1
User avatar #8 - ERICVOLTAGE (03/13/2010) [-]
its all about the stainless steel, it makes the flux disperasl -beep beep- LOOK OUT!
User avatar #9 - JackSchidt (03/13/2010) [-]
gimme three hours--i will get some stainless steel and duct tape and attach it to my car body
User avatar #10 - RaXoR (03/13/2010) [-]
hahah redneck xD
User avatar #12 - JackSchidt (03/13/2010) [-]
and gawd danged proud of it y'all
User avatar #13 - RaXoR (03/19/2010) [-]
hey hey no worries i live around them all i mean even i get to say y'all and over yonder and winder and yellar some times and i have fixed things with duct tape so yeah ;)
#1 - ok im gonna nip off and go crazy now---that was odd 03/13/2010 on cup-a-soup? -1
#122 - funnyjunk is lol, now THIS?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2010 on Funny Town Names 0
User avatar #123 - felixthemaster (03/13/2010) [-]
THIS is lol, funnyjunk now?
#119 - you can post links--dont need spaces  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2010 on Funny Town Names -1
User avatar #121 - KellyisAwesome (03/13/2010) [-]
Heh, yeah I realized that. Old habbit. :)
#112 - thanks---when my internet stops ****** up i plan … 03/13/2010 on Funny Town Names +1
#111 - isnt the last syllable in danish pronounced "furt" o…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2010 on Funny Town Names +1
User avatar #115 - Minggu (03/13/2010) [-]
Isnt beer the most awesome beverage in the world?
User avatar #113 - KellyisAwesome (03/13/2010) [-]
it's actually pronounced 'fart' but with a lot shorter A sound.

http://www.forvo.com /search/middelfart/
remove the space. :)
User avatar #119 - JackSchidt (03/13/2010) [-]
you can post links--dont need spaces
User avatar #121 - KellyisAwesome (03/13/2010) [-]
Heh, yeah I realized that. Old habbit. :)
#15 - does it do the came-face too? 03/13/2010 on FUNNY ANIMALS -2
#103 - if memory serves (my danish sucked, but my gramma spoke it flu… 03/13/2010 on Funny Town Names +1
#62 - at least these comics and stuff represent original thought--yo… 03/13/2010 on Dr. House +1
#167 - no---just a man who knows how to treat the woman who gives him…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/13/2010 on Another Sandwhich Thing +3
#170 - cancerofourchan (03/13/2010) [-]
Sexism or GTFO
User avatar #169 - slapchoppin (03/13/2010) [-]
in other words a panzy
User avatar #171 - IRtroll (03/13/2010) [-]
pretty much sums it all up...
#178 - anonymous (03/13/2010) [-]
Agreed
#193 - anonymous (03/13/2010) [-]
or gay with a good cover up
#99 - quite accidental, i assure you----you're the first to notice t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2010 on Funny Town Names +1
#100 - IJustHadTo (03/13/2010) [-]
>> The town Boring is in the wrong place.
There's a highway in Oregon that goes all the way from Cali to Washington with ONE 2-degree turn, no towns [one rest stop just past the turn], and symmetrical forests on both sides.
#162 - **JackSchidt rolls 161,711,732** actually i make my own samm…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/13/2010 on Another Sandwhich Thing +3
#190 - Taliesin (03/13/2010) [-]
That's the way to do it bro, sex is so much better when she wants you like none other...that's what I do with my wife :D

Seriously, she is awesome and deserves a ton of great things...this pic is still funny tho
#173 - anonymous (03/13/2010) [-]
dickface, you've not had many girls right? after treating them like a queen, they want MOAR. more than you have, she divorces/leaves you, then she realizes she's a piece of shit and lives a lonely life

User avatar #166 - IRtroll (03/13/2010) [-]
*whip-crack-noise* ...panzy
User avatar #167 - JackSchidt (03/13/2010) [-]
no---just a man who knows how to treat the woman who gives him all the love one could ask for, the woman who deserves so much more than i could ever repay
#170 - cancerofourchan (03/13/2010) [-]
Sexism or GTFO
User avatar #169 - slapchoppin (03/13/2010) [-]
in other words a panzy
User avatar #171 - IRtroll (03/13/2010) [-]
pretty much sums it all up...
#178 - anonymous (03/13/2010) [-]
Agreed
#193 - anonymous (03/13/2010) [-]
or gay with a good cover up
#95 - actually my friend, thats a good thing----makes you seem NOT o… 03/13/2010 on Funny Town Names -1
#89 - asian women are very pretty---go for it man---and they often d… 03/13/2010 on Funny Town Names -1
#87 - no i didnt----but i had net issues a while back, and now im ha… 03/13/2010 on Funny Town Names -1
#85 - oh this i know---remember ive seen the photo of your gal--she … 03/13/2010 on Funny Town Names -1
#83 - who cares, if they open their bums for ya? 03/13/2010 on Funny Town Names +1

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