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Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
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#61 - **JackSchidt rolls 691,901,798** doubles and billy ray cyrus…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2010 on Brought to you by funnyjunk +3
User avatar #72 - CapitalistOverlord (03/17/2010) [-]
It had three 9s. Good enough!
#76 - chopperscar (03/17/2010) [-]
it has double 1's
#60 - it happens when you become pregnant---your titties get biggie  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2010 on Brought to you by funnyjunk +3
User avatar #82 - LooseMeatSandwich (03/17/2010) [-]
when the milk arived now hwr dad dosnt need to buy a new cow
#299 - we are united against this common enemy http://funnyj… 03/17/2010 on MissFunnyJunk's profile 0
#298 - like miley and justin and jone-ass brothers, your 15 minutes o… 03/17/2010 on MissFunnyJunk's profile 0
#343 - in fact the face is the reason i thumbed it up. you seem like…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2010 on Bitches dont know +1
User avatar #347 - maximusj (03/17/2010) [-]
no point in getting all pissed off about things on a website called FunnyJunk.... I'm just trying to stave off my boredom. I got two pics into top ten (three on front page) in the last day... figure I'll never be up here again, why get angry. Shit, if that happens I'll probably start posting rants or something
#334 - my apologies good sir----i didnt read through the comments, an…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2010 on Bitches dont know -1
User avatar #342 - maximusj (03/17/2010) [-]
m-e-h... no need to remove the comment, about one out of every ten people since it hit top ten have pointed that out (which is why I edited the descrip.) hopefully you at least laughed at teh d-bags face
User avatar #343 - JackSchidt (03/17/2010) [-]
in fact the face is the reason i thumbed it up. you seem like a really decent sort and a good sport.
User avatar #347 - maximusj (03/17/2010) [-]
no point in getting all pissed off about things on a website called FunnyJunk.... I'm just trying to stave off my boredom. I got two pics into top ten (three on front page) in the last day... figure I'll never be up here again, why get angry. Shit, if that happens I'll probably start posting rants or something
#316 - actually you ignored one very real possibility. load the pic …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/17/2010 on Bitches dont know -1
User avatar #319 - maximusj (03/17/2010) [-]
read the description and the other 100 comments that say the same thing
User avatar #334 - JackSchidt (03/17/2010) [-]
my apologies good sir----i didnt read through the comments, and the last time i visited this pic the description was not shown--else i would not have said that. feel free to remove that comment if you so desire.
User avatar #342 - maximusj (03/17/2010) [-]
m-e-h... no need to remove the comment, about one out of every ten people since it hit top ten have pointed that out (which is why I edited the descrip.) hopefully you at least laughed at teh d-bags face
User avatar #343 - JackSchidt (03/17/2010) [-]
in fact the face is the reason i thumbed it up. you seem like a really decent sort and a good sport.
User avatar #347 - maximusj (03/17/2010) [-]
no point in getting all pissed off about things on a website called FunnyJunk.... I'm just trying to stave off my boredom. I got two pics into top ten (three on front page) in the last day... figure I'll never be up here again, why get angry. Shit, if that happens I'll probably start posting rants or something
#9 - yeah i know--if they really want the consumer to be happy they… 03/16/2010 on Price Fail 0
#68 - Shoulda listened when her mama warned her that if she kept doi… 03/16/2010 on Happy birthday +1
#41 - hilarious alteration---i remember the original welcome to h… 03/16/2010 on Gary Larson 4 0
#6 - ya might as well ******* cuss if you're gonna do … 03/15/2010 on Hilarious! -1
#59 - perhaps elsewhere, but in the United States, excluding arizona… 03/15/2010 on A reminder 0
#55 - nope im sorry, but you are not correct--it is today  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2010 on A reminder 0
User avatar #56 - Mrah (03/14/2010) [-]
that's only in America -_-
#54 - actually it has nothin to do with that my friend. it was begun…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2010 on A reminder 0
User avatar #57 - braydonbond (03/14/2010) [-]
that is true, but daylight savings was invented by Benjamin Franklin... way before the wars
#53 - no it is march 14th--today  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2010 on A reminder 0
User avatar #58 - KiteFlyingBob (03/15/2010) [-]
**KiteFlyingBob rolls 467,501,264** Nope, it's the 28th March... [url deleted]
User avatar #59 - JackSchidt (03/15/2010) [-]
perhaps elsewhere, but in the United States, excluding arizona and other states that dont observe DST, it began sunday. But hey, if you live in the US and your state does observe DST you just keep on tellin yourself that pal---be an hour late till the end of the month.
#51 - he called native americans forest n**gers that dont fly with me  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2010 on A reminder 0
User avatar #52 - braydonbond (03/14/2010) [-]
i agree... that is inappropriate, considering I come from a state that was once native american territory until the government got greedy in the Black Hills Gold Rush and kicked them out...
#29 - oh no can you maybe find it in sections on youtube? just se…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2010 on A reminder 0
User avatar #30 - RitchieBlackmore (03/14/2010) [-]
will do :D
#31 - anonymous Comment deleted by JackSchidt
#27 - if you like watching concerts, heres a link on hulu to barenak…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2010 on A reminder 0
User avatar #28 - RitchieBlackmore (03/14/2010) [-]
aaaggh hulu refuses to stream because im not in the states :(
User avatar #29 - JackSchidt (03/14/2010) [-]
oh no
can you maybe find it in sections on youtube? just search for "barenaked ladies live in michigan" and get at least some of the better clips
User avatar #30 - RitchieBlackmore (03/14/2010) [-]
will do :D
#31 - anonymous Comment deleted by JackSchidt
#25 - there are some still----most are either indie artists or start…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/14/2010 on A reminder -1
User avatar #26 - RitchieBlackmore (03/14/2010) [-]
hmmm realy? ill check them out ....i haven't been to a good concert since black sabbath did the reunion with Dio.....that was epic
User avatar #27 - JackSchidt (03/14/2010) [-]
if you like watching concerts, heres a link on hulu to barenaked ladies in michigan http://www.hulu.com/watch/87872/barenaked-ladies-talk-to-the-hand-live-in-michig an .. enjoy
and btw--steve page--the short guy on the left most of the time with the drew carey glasses--thats jimmy page's nephew--he left bnl last year for personal reasons.
User avatar #28 - RitchieBlackmore (03/14/2010) [-]
aaaggh hulu refuses to stream because im not in the states :(
User avatar #29 - JackSchidt (03/14/2010) [-]
oh no
can you maybe find it in sections on youtube? just search for "barenaked ladies live in michigan" and get at least some of the better clips
User avatar #30 - RitchieBlackmore (03/14/2010) [-]
will do :D
#31 - anonymous Comment deleted by JackSchidt
#23 - what real rock music fan wouldnt recognize one of deep purple'…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/14/2010 on A reminder 0
User avatar #24 - RitchieBlackmore (03/14/2010) [-]
ommmfgg ii knoow ....they just dont make music like that anymore :'(
User avatar #25 - JackSchidt (03/14/2010) [-]
there are some still----most are either indie artists or started out that way--case in point--barenaked ladies---they have energy, chemistry, they are super fun to watch in concert, and their music is quirky and original. I really would rather pay for music that entertains, than music ive heard a hundred times before.
User avatar #26 - RitchieBlackmore (03/14/2010) [-]
hmmm realy? ill check them out ....i haven't been to a good concert since black sabbath did the reunion with Dio.....that was epic
User avatar #27 - JackSchidt (03/14/2010) [-]
if you like watching concerts, heres a link on hulu to barenaked ladies in michigan http://www.hulu.com/watch/87872/barenaked-ladies-talk-to-the-hand-live-in-michig an .. enjoy
and btw--steve page--the short guy on the left most of the time with the drew carey glasses--thats jimmy page's nephew--he left bnl last year for personal reasons.
User avatar #28 - RitchieBlackmore (03/14/2010) [-]
aaaggh hulu refuses to stream because im not in the states :(
User avatar #29 - JackSchidt (03/14/2010) [-]
oh no
can you maybe find it in sections on youtube? just search for "barenaked ladies live in michigan" and get at least some of the better clips
User avatar #30 - RitchieBlackmore (03/14/2010) [-]
will do :D
#31 - anonymous Comment deleted by JackSchidt
#21 - your name is flawless---blackmore is a rock guitar GOD--i stan…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/14/2010 on A reminder 0
User avatar #56 - blackmore (08/05/2012) [-]
I never knew i was a rock guitar god........
User avatar #22 - RitchieBlackmore (03/14/2010) [-]
hahaha woow ur the first person to even recognize who he is ....cheers
User avatar #23 - JackSchidt (03/14/2010) [-]
what real rock music fan wouldnt recognize one of deep purple's founding fathers---they along with led zeppelin and iron butterfly DEFINED hard rock in its formative years.
User avatar #24 - RitchieBlackmore (03/14/2010) [-]
ommmfgg ii knoow ....they just dont make music like that anymore :'(
User avatar #25 - JackSchidt (03/14/2010) [-]
there are some still----most are either indie artists or started out that way--case in point--barenaked ladies---they have energy, chemistry, they are super fun to watch in concert, and their music is quirky and original. I really would rather pay for music that entertains, than music ive heard a hundred times before.
User avatar #26 - RitchieBlackmore (03/14/2010) [-]
hmmm realy? ill check them out ....i haven't been to a good concert since black sabbath did the reunion with Dio.....that was epic
User avatar #27 - JackSchidt (03/14/2010) [-]
if you like watching concerts, heres a link on hulu to barenaked ladies in michigan http://www.hulu.com/watch/87872/barenaked-ladies-talk-to-the-hand-live-in-michig an .. enjoy
and btw--steve page--the short guy on the left most of the time with the drew carey glasses--thats jimmy page's nephew--he left bnl last year for personal reasons.
User avatar #28 - RitchieBlackmore (03/14/2010) [-]
aaaggh hulu refuses to stream because im not in the states :(
User avatar #29 - JackSchidt (03/14/2010) [-]
oh no
can you maybe find it in sections on youtube? just search for "barenaked ladies live in michigan" and get at least some of the better clips
User avatar #30 - RitchieBlackmore (03/14/2010) [-]
will do :D
#31 - anonymous Comment deleted by JackSchidt
#19 - why not just leave it as one or the other? i HATE losin that s… 03/14/2010 on A reminder 0
#17 - enjoy your block, asshat.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2010 on A reminder 0
User avatar #45 - braydonbond (03/14/2010) [-]
what did he say?
User avatar #51 - JackSchidt (03/14/2010) [-]
he called native americans forest n**gers
that dont fly with me
User avatar #52 - braydonbond (03/14/2010) [-]
i agree... that is inappropriate, considering I come from a state that was once native american territory until the government got greedy in the Black Hills Gold Rush and kicked them out...
#1 - In Diana jones wasnt she also in raiders of the lost arse?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2010 on Funny Porn Titles 2 +1
User avatar #4 - ERICVOLTAGE (03/14/2010) [-]
oh, and the ass crusade
#2 - ERICVOLTAGE Comment deleted by JackSchidt
#21 - just go to my friend, and search for evolution itll show… 03/14/2010 on Lubricant! 0

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