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JackSchidt

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Gender: male
Age: 45
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

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#6 - it was flipping your and you're around due to a word filter pu…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2011 on Really 4Chan +2
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#7 - JackSchidt (10/06/2011) [-]
and that comment of mine proves it still is.
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#9 - deathzor (10/06/2011) [-]
Actually, I used a "  " to fix that.

(Highlight and copy the space thingy)
#223 - I, for one, would like to force **** her! 10/04/2011 on Oblivious Suburban Mom -2
#5 - nice. but not funny. 09/29/2011 on Me Gusta -1
#421 - what kind of drugs are you o....oh wait, right. 09/29/2011 on Why can't she. +3
#8 - where's the super- thumb button--i wanna thumb this again and again 09/28/2011 on Paper Claws +1
#5 - you wouldn't happen to have proof of this would you? I didn't see it. 09/28/2011 on Chipmunk Magic +1
#162 - yes it is very epic..the whole movie. but that line says it a… 09/26/2011 on Don't be afraid 0
#158 - Normally, I don't thumb or favorite something that's not fun…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2011 on Don't be afraid +1
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#161 - AnomynousUser (09/26/2011) [-]
I also like the "Why won't you die?!"
"Because under this mask is more than flesh. Under this mask is an idea; and ideas are bullet proof!"

And I also laughed out loud literally when they were like "You cannot win - all you have are your knives and silly karate tricks! We have guns-"
"What you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty, I will not be standing, because if I am, you'll all be dead before you even know it."


Basically, EVERYTHING he EVER said is epic.
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#162 - JackSchidt (09/26/2011) [-]
yes it is very epic..the whole movie. but that line says it all about our current state of the government.
and I thank you for posting
#27 - i have the weirdest phoner right now 09/22/2011 on Haircut Rage +1
#26 - not me. i cut my own hair 09/22/2011 on Haircut Rage 0