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JackSchidt

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Gender: male
Age: 45
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 28196 total,  32178 ,  3982
Comment Thumbs: 7754 total,  16308 ,  8554
Content Level Progress: 17% (170/1000)
Level 228 Content: Mind Blower → Level 229 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 52% (52/100)
Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:29
Content Views:413743
Times Content Favorited:3786 times
Total Comments Made:7636
FJ Points:4688
Favorite Tags: Boobs (89) | funny (72) | the (56) | a (43) | of (42) | and (38) | i (38) | ASS (35) | is (33) | You (31) | this (29) | are (27) | to (24) | fail (21) | tits (21) | sex (20) | it (17) | in (16) | shit (16) | Stupid (16)
in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

latest user's comments

#386 - haven't been around a lot of drunk people, have you? bing n…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2010 on Bing's Night Out -1
#400 - Amazingplatypus (07/08/2010) [-]
In other words, im calling bullshit on all of that. She is probably exaggerating the whole thing and only has thumbs because shes an FJ CELEBRITY! because this shit aint funny
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#440 - JackSchidt (07/08/2010) [-]
or perhaps its because a lot of people think her stuff IS funny, rather than, oh, just to pull a couple things out at random, a justin beiber related conversation or a stupid bacon convo on omegle.
#390 - Amazingplatypus (07/08/2010) [-]
"I am the lizard queen"? no one acts like that when they're drunk. atleast no one I have ever been around. "Make out with microwave" maybe if she was on hard drugs too.
#398 - Eljuego (07/08/2010) [-]
i though jim morrison was drunk when he said that
#4 - and food establishments should always have the option of a smo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2010 on Designated No Smoking Area -1
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#6 - SmuttyKage (07/07/2010) [-]
well it's a simply brilliant plan of the goverment.

The mayority of the pblic wants to prevent smoking. So the goverment make all this areas so they make the public think they care about our health, but actually are just trying NOT to prohibit tabaco sells that are heaily taxed.

In essence, the are making it illegal to smoke, not to buy it.
#2 - designated----BAH every year they make us feel more like cr… 07/07/2010 on Designated No Smoking Area +1
#20 - you did it on purpose--i.e. you meant to do that who would … 07/06/2010 on the powa o' makeup! 0
#19 - so you WANT a ******** of bad reputation and a side dish of re… 07/06/2010 on the powa o' makeup! 0
#11 - what the hell is your deal, stupid--can you not see this is on…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2010 on the powa o' makeup! +1
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#16 - aamann (07/06/2010) [-]
not only is it on the front page, but it's number one
#310 - idiot--if you're gonna correct the spelling of sandwich, do it… 07/06/2010 on LIES 0
#765 - PROOF OR GTFO that's what i thought---you have no soli… 07/06/2010 on 4chan 0
#2 - my humor organ is starving. this didn't help 07/06/2010 on Link 0
#232 - but, on the bright side, i only have to wait 5 years for my cu… 07/06/2010 on TODAY 0