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Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
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#39 - Tell ya what--later when shes on the game and you're online, i…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2010 on NEW NAMES +1
User avatar #42 - AliCattLovee (03/23/2010) [-]
ahhhhah okay, thanks a bunch!
User avatar #45 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
its 8 pm central, wife is in Wu realm--look for megan spiritwhisper and tell her that john sent you
#3 - Tell Lt. Uhura--i LOOOOOOVE her 03/23/2010 on BEST OUTTAKE EVER 0
#123 - they are---i think the second one is due out either this year …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2010 on Me 0
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#105 - actually also they are all quotes from the first book  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2010 on Me 0
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User avatar #123 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
they are---i think the second one is due out either this year or next year
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#100 - they are: the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy the restau…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2010 on Me 0
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User avatar #105 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
actually also they are all quotes from the first book
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User avatar #123 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
they are---i think the second one is due out either this year or next year
#134 - freedomfromlife has deleted their comment.
#35 - i normally dont--i thought this was just too good to pass up 03/23/2010 on NEW NAMES +1
#93 - you should read the books----all 5 by doug adams were awesome too  [+] (7 new replies) 03/23/2010 on Me 0
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User avatar #100 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
they are:
the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
the restaurant at the end of the universe
life, the universe and everything
so long, and thanks for all the fish
and
mostly harmless

and another author did a 6th book i have not read yet, called "and another thing"
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User avatar #105 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
actually also they are all quotes from the first book
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User avatar #123 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
they are---i think the second one is due out either this year or next year
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#56 - a towel is the most useful thing any hitchhiker can have----yo…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/23/2010 on Me +1
#116 - BitchUWannaHate (03/23/2010) [-]
...i wanna make rape references to that..
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User avatar #93 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
you should read the books----all 5 by doug adams were awesome too
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User avatar #100 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
they are:
the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
the restaurant at the end of the universe
life, the universe and everything
so long, and thanks for all the fish
and
mostly harmless

and another author did a 6th book i have not read yet, called "and another thing"
#103 - freedomfromlife has deleted their comment.
User avatar #105 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
actually also they are all quotes from the first book
#115 - freedomfromlife has deleted their comment.
User avatar #123 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
they are---i think the second one is due out either this year or next year
#134 - freedomfromlife has deleted their comment.
#39 - i want two bigmacs and a large fry to go 03/23/2010 on Me 0
#3 - are you ready for the mcdonald jokes? j/k you look fair… 03/23/2010 on Me +1
#33 - sure ill go *runs into other room* its through t…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2010 on NEW NAMES +1
User avatar #37 - AliCattLovee (03/23/2010) [-]
I dont know where the double doors are, or how to get through them LOL.
User avatar #39 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
Tell ya what--later when shes on the game and you're online, ill get her current screen name so she can add you and help you out
User avatar #42 - AliCattLovee (03/23/2010) [-]
ahhhhah okay, thanks a bunch!
User avatar #45 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
its 8 pm central, wife is in Wu realm--look for megan spiritwhisper and tell her that john sent you
#27 - you sir just won the you-know-what -- for that comment made me laugh  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2010 on NEW NAMES +1
User avatar #28 - sonicpwr (03/22/2010) [-]
thank you my good sir
#25 - excuse me while i gouge my eyes out---the image of those two i…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2010 on NEW NAMES +1
User avatar #26 - sonicpwr (03/22/2010) [-]
i dident say short shorts tht may as well be called a g-string i said shorts, unless u hate ankles or lower legs, no real reason to gauge ur eyes out
User avatar #27 - JackSchidt (03/22/2010) [-]
you sir just won the you-know-what -- for that comment made me laugh
User avatar #28 - sonicpwr (03/22/2010) [-]
thank you my good sir
#18 - no problem--if you get it and like it then i will see if my wi…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/22/2010 on NEW NAMES +1
User avatar #22 - Blakichu (03/22/2010) [-]
JACK THE WORLD LIES IN YOUR HANDS PLEASE HEAR THE MESSAGE YOU MUST GO TO THE C-HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR
User avatar #24 - AliCattLovee (03/22/2010) [-]
Can you ask her in the beginning where the owl is? lol.
User avatar #33 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
sure ill go

*runs into other room*

its through the double doors into another room in ambros's main hall
User avatar #37 - AliCattLovee (03/23/2010) [-]
I dont know where the double doors are, or how to get through them LOL.
User avatar #39 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
Tell ya what--later when shes on the game and you're online, ill get her current screen name so she can add you and help you out
User avatar #42 - AliCattLovee (03/23/2010) [-]
ahhhhah okay, thanks a bunch!
User avatar #45 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
its 8 pm central, wife is in Wu realm--look for megan spiritwhisper and tell her that john sent you
User avatar #19 - AliCattLovee (03/22/2010) [-]
hahha okay, i will see it later :)
#16 - its free for basic gameplay--or like 5 or 10 bucks a month for… 03/22/2010 on NEW NAMES +1
#15 - of course i wont thumb ya down its an RPG called wizard101 …  [+] (10 new replies) 03/22/2010 on NEW NAMES +1
User avatar #17 - AliCattLovee (03/22/2010) [-]
ahh thanks, bud. :)
User avatar #18 - JackSchidt (03/22/2010) [-]
no problem--if you get it and like it then i will see if my wife will let me pm you her character name so you can add her
User avatar #22 - Blakichu (03/22/2010) [-]
JACK THE WORLD LIES IN YOUR HANDS PLEASE HEAR THE MESSAGE YOU MUST GO TO THE C-HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR
User avatar #24 - AliCattLovee (03/22/2010) [-]
Can you ask her in the beginning where the owl is? lol.
User avatar #33 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
sure ill go

*runs into other room*

its through the double doors into another room in ambros's main hall
User avatar #37 - AliCattLovee (03/23/2010) [-]
I dont know where the double doors are, or how to get through them LOL.
User avatar #39 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
Tell ya what--later when shes on the game and you're online, ill get her current screen name so she can add you and help you out
User avatar #42 - AliCattLovee (03/23/2010) [-]
ahhhhah okay, thanks a bunch!
User avatar #45 - JackSchidt (03/23/2010) [-]
its 8 pm central, wife is in Wu realm--look for megan spiritwhisper and tell her that john sent you
User avatar #19 - AliCattLovee (03/22/2010) [-]
hahha okay, i will see it later :)
#242 - this oughta help--giggity http://funnyjunk.com/funny_… 03/22/2010 on There's something odd about... 0
#13 - damn right and check my profile for a mature post with LOTS… 03/22/2010 on NEW NAMES +1
#1 - the irony is---since you tell us to thumb for reasons other th… 03/22/2010 on Whore system. 0
#4 - how the **** did this NOT make the top--this is w… 03/22/2010 on Chatroulette "BJ" +1
#130 - yes -- yes you can now you may tell everyone you DO indeed … 03/22/2010 on Amazing Arm Trick 0
#120 - medically, anon is correct---a "double joint" would …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2010 on Amazing Arm Trick +1
#125 - willhodges (03/22/2010) [-]
i gave you a thumb because i love your name. can i tell people that i know you?
User avatar #130 - JackSchidt (03/22/2010) [-]
yes -- yes you can
now you may tell everyone you DO indeed know JackSchidt
#39 - sleep with my ex--itll accomplish the same effect 03/22/2010 on Boy Vs Crab 0
#1 - may i be the first to congratulate you on this epic win 03/22/2010 on Funny collaboration of... 0
#7 - damn you--you made me lose! 03/22/2010 on NEW NAMES +1

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