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JackSchidt

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Gender: male
Age: 45
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

latest user's comments

#19 - loved the list of superpowers NANANANANANANANA NANANANA…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2010 on High Times Part 3 -1
#22 - Sixtyfootmidget has deleted their comment.
#227 - learn to read. he meant he made the PIC, not the joke. ******** 07/08/2010 on Racist joke +5
#36 - Comment deleted 07/08/2010 on Mature Content +3
#14 - so---what, anybody who has hair hanging over their right eye i…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/08/2010 on Sticky situation 0
#24 - nikh (07/09/2010) [-]
Perhaps you mistook me. Having long hair over your eye does not necessarily make one "emo". I have long hair, and it often gets in front of my eyes when i try to do math or solve a Chinese fingertrap. However, purposely putting that long black point of hair in front of one's face for the sole purpose of getting attention from your own dad and looking like a vampire while sulking around the mall DOES make one emo. And if I may prove my case once again; I;m sure there is a reason why he's wearing long sleeves.
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#25 - JackSchidt (07/09/2010) [-]
first off, shes a girl.
Therefore, wearing the hair PURPOSELY in front of the eye makes it possibly just a hairstyle. nothing more. nowhere is it indicated she has daddy issues, or is an attention whore.

Also, maybe it's cold where she lives, and she wears long sleeves to keep warm?

In summation, you have proved nothing, for there is no proof of her emo-ness here.

q.e.d.
#26 - nikh (07/09/2010) [-]
It took me a while, but I see where you are coming from. I apologize dearly for my ignorance; I should have seen this sooner. Obviously, you cannot see the same image on the screen that I see. Most likely because of a long black point of hair in front of your eyes. With this fact in mind I must also assume you too live in a cold area. I'm sorry to you, your hair, and long sleeves.
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#27 - JackSchidt (07/09/2010) [-]
actually i have a 1/8th inch crew cut, a short sleeved cubs shirt, and find your attempt at sarcasm weak.
#28 - nikh (07/09/2010) [-]
That was an apology sir.
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#29 - JackSchidt (07/09/2010) [-]
oh well...if it indeed is a sincere apology, then i graciously accept it
#17 - noseses (07/09/2010) [-]
he just doesnt understands the hardships of being l*snickers* like us
#11 - depends on how you use it, my friend me, i use my fb/myspac…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2010 on Trolled Hard pt 2.... +1
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#12 - braydonbond (07/08/2010) [-]
Exactly.
#6 - i wonder what that link would do for someone who had never bee… 07/08/2010 on Trolled Hard pt 2.... 0
#3 - "or i sue!" lol let him----and record it for futu… 07/08/2010 on Trolled Hard pt 2.... +8
#1560 - this gag has been done before---aint fallin for it again 07/08/2010 on Fucking fag, Ruin his life. +1
#440 - or perhaps its because a lot of people think her stuff IS funn… 07/08/2010 on Bing's Night Out 0
#389 - no sense of humor, you must be anonymous 07/08/2010 on Bing's Night Out +1