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Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

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#2 - obviously a virgin posted this. note the WOW icons.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2011 on Troll sucessfull -1
User avatar #3 - JackSchidt (06/14/2011) [-]
make that a gay virgin---using internet gaysplorer still? get a real browser!
#5 - this has been proved to be a fake. most obvious proof? googl… 06/13/2011 on Oh McDonalds 0
#1 - this has been proven many times to be untrue. 06/13/2011 on General Win 0
#2 - this looks familiar....like i saw it yesterday or something  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2011 on Oh McDonalds +1
#4 - anonymous (06/13/2011) [-]
more like I've seen this 5 times a day, every day, for the past month
#1 - last one---written in what? Swahili? Klingon? 06/11/2011 on Crazy Laws Comp 3 0
#53 - Leia...not lelia 06/11/2011 on Said that, she did. +1
#3 - i think you should learn to spell "her". I also thi… 06/10/2011 on New JB. 0
#103 - official, eh? 06/09/2011 on thumb if you get it +1
#168 - big brother has said, and i quote, "No boobs in the mai… 06/09/2011 on Funny or gtfo 0
#130 - flagged as inappropriate, and will soon be linked to the ad-min  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2011 on Funny or gtfo -9
#145 - lordbuttersi (06/09/2011) [-]
Are you a fag? Seriously, do you suck PENIS?
User avatar #168 - JackSchidt (06/09/2011) [-]
big brother has said, and i quote, "No boobs in the main page section." NOWHERE does he specify drawn vs. photographed. No, I am not gay, I am happily married to a female woman of the opposite sex. I just think there are rules for a reason....oh yeah, because if we post tits on the MAIN section, the advertisers will stop putting money into the site and it will FUCKING SHUT DOWN.

by the way, i could give a shit less about thumbs, standings, or what insults you care to hurl at me.
#132 - anonymous (06/09/2011) [-]
Its a cartoon, OH NO DRAWN BOOBS WHAT WILL WE DO
#531 - you darn right they gonna hate. 06/07/2011 on I can haz triforce! +1
#524 - no it means you just activated God mode. 06/07/2011 on I can haz triforce! +10
#5 - thank you for fixing that. 06/07/2011 on say goodbye to your childhood +1
#4 - say goodbye to you are childhood?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2011 on say goodbye to your childhood +1
User avatar #5 - JackSchidt (06/07/2011) [-]
thank you for fixing that.
#159 - or......she was walking, causing them to jiggle, and the photo…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2011 on being a slut +1
User avatar #162 - Ryukenblaze (06/07/2011) [-]
in a natural walk, one boob would move back in general, while the other would be brought forward in space. Would take boobs far larger than those for them to jiggle and swing back to touching like what is being shown
#255 - anonymous (06/07/2011) [-]
or maybe its shoped
#285 - What is truly funny about this post is that it's about a spell… 06/07/2011 on National Spelling Bee (OC) -2
#87 - DO WANT 06/05/2011 on Are You Kidding Me. . . 0
#86 - You are in Honors English? Yet, you end a sentence with three …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2011 on Are You Kidding Me. . . -2
User avatar #284 - meowmixftw (06/06/2011) [-]
So is dragged on for emphasis and three periods show that the sentence trails off.
Fail troll is fail
User avatar #282 - jinchuuriki (06/06/2011) [-]
Okay.
#93 - taranasus has deleted their comment.
#80 - "I blame the my private school"? Apparently they did… 06/05/2011 on Are You Kidding Me. . . +6
#135 - lose are?? anon should learn the difference between 'lose' and 'those' 06/03/2011 on How to lucid dream part 3 0
#1076 - special effects 06/03/2011 on How to lucid dream part 2 0
#977 - It's really easy---effect is a result, as in "if i shoot …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2011 on How to lucid dream part 2 0
User avatar #980 - TheRisenaAthena (06/03/2011) [-]
What kind of effects will affect me if I effectively use the word "affect"?
User avatar #1076 - JackSchidt (06/03/2011) [-]
special effects
#966 - The heard way? Not the seen way, or the felt way or the smelled way? 06/03/2011 on How to lucid dream part 2 0
#965 - week? you smoked part of a calendar? How very odd.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2011 on How to lucid dream part 2 +1
User avatar #969 - RobbieSmiles (06/03/2011) [-]
week...the fu--AW SHIT
#22 - I, for one, my pretty friend, missed you terribly!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2011 on Possible project? 0
User avatar #23 - Moushi (06/02/2011) [-]
Wah! I missed you too Jack! ^^

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User avatar #1 - futuramafan (12/12/2012) [-]
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