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JackSchidt

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Gender: male
Age: 45
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 28196 total,  32178 ,  3982
Comment Thumbs: 7754 total,  16308 ,  8554
Content Level Progress: 17% (170/1000)
Level 228 Content: Mind Blower → Level 229 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 52% (52/100)
Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:29
Content Views:413807
Times Content Favorited:3786 times
Total Comments Made:7636
FJ Points:4688
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

latest user's comments

#1 - unbelievable, 47 minutes, almost 150 views, and I am the first…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2011 on Up, Up, Down, Down +4
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#2 - Roswell (11/15/2011) [-]
Well, it had actually broken even with 2 votes either way. It wasn't knee slapping hilarious a repost OR a feel. I didn't thumb whore or try to use some form of reverse psychology so I'm happy that at least one person found this worthy of commenting on. :)
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#3 - JackSchidt (11/15/2011) [-]
i know. but it was actually quite funny, i thought
#203 - that spell like ****. It should read, "that tastes like … 11/14/2011 on Which one. . . WHICH ONE? 0
#348 - thumb s up for red dwarf. anybody who hates it, well they are…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2011 on Anonymous +2
#359 - quintillious (11/13/2011) [-]
you are my brother. i grew up on red dwarf.
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#349 - supamonkey (11/13/2011) [-]
here in australia they have a brand of white goods [ovens, fridges etc] called smeg
i laugh so hard every time i see one
#794 - either you're new here, or you're just an idiot. this site's … 11/13/2011 on how people view me 0
#739 - well, stop pointing it at yourself then  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2011 on how people view me -4
#743 - steezmachine (11/13/2011) [-]
#733 - if you get the banhammer, i am gonna laugh. stupid **** like t…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2011 on how people view me -5
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#771 - combatgummybear (11/13/2011) [-]
Porn on a website? Whoa man, I've NEVER seen THAT before. Like, dude, we're TOTALLY going to be taken down by The Man, man.

Just shut the fuck up, you're just embarrassing yourself.
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#794 - JackSchidt (11/13/2011) [-]
either you're new here, or you're just an idiot. this site's creator has sent out many messages concerning the fact that nudity is for NSFW only...and the advertisers will pull out if it gets too bad on the main section. if there are no ad dollars, how is the site gonna get paid for? and, no i am not embarrassing myself...i don't embarrass.
#735 - steezmachine (11/13/2011) [-]
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#739 - JackSchidt (11/13/2011) [-]
well, stop pointing it at yourself then
#743 - steezmachine (11/13/2011) [-]
#726 - consider your porn flagged. and reported  [+] (10 new replies) 11/13/2011 on how people view me -5
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#768 - combatgummybear (11/13/2011) [-]
Gays.

They're easy to spot in a crowd.
#766 - nocturnoser (11/13/2011) [-]
#750 - damandan (11/13/2011) [-]
JackSchidt is a Richard Simmonsgot
#727 - steezmachine (11/13/2011) [-]
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#733 - JackSchidt (11/13/2011) [-]
if you get the banhammer, i am gonna laugh. stupid shit like this, posting porn on the main site, is gonna get us all shut down, you fucktard.
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#771 - combatgummybear (11/13/2011) [-]
Porn on a website? Whoa man, I've NEVER seen THAT before. Like, dude, we're TOTALLY going to be taken down by The Man, man.

Just shut the fuck up, you're just embarrassing yourself.
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#794 - JackSchidt (11/13/2011) [-]
either you're new here, or you're just an idiot. this site's creator has sent out many messages concerning the fact that nudity is for NSFW only...and the advertisers will pull out if it gets too bad on the main section. if there are no ad dollars, how is the site gonna get paid for? and, no i am not embarrassing myself...i don't embarrass.
#735 - steezmachine (11/13/2011) [-]
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#739 - JackSchidt (11/13/2011) [-]
well, stop pointing it at yourself then
#743 - steezmachine (11/13/2011) [-]
#86 - you know, i heard images like that cause seizures but i don't …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2011 on Sexting nowadays +4
#109 - faithrider (11/07/2011) [-]
#4 - you are forgiven. and you set the record for longest time betw…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2011 on Philosoraptor 0
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#5 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (11/05/2011) [-]
YES!, my randomness just took me to a whole new level of being late
#211 - well, technically, baby FOOT has been around since the dawn of…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2011 on More than you know Pt. 3 +4
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#213 - wahnsinnswolf (10/31/2011) [-]
Ooops, but the point stands: People have been blendingfruit/potatoes ect. for infants/toothless people, much longer than Nasa has benn around