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JackSchidt

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Gender: male
Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:29
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Times Content Favorited:3791 times
Total Comments Made:7636
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

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#42 - so i shall see all who laughed at the pun. to be clear,…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2010 on those popups -1
#59 - BruceNorris (05/01/2010) [-]
And I heard their favorite color is ham, just like me.
#36 - Yeah, but i bet she goes, um, DOWN, easy. (im going to … 05/01/2010 on those popups -3
#18 - easy for you to do it 1) go there and search for philos… 05/01/2010 on A QUESTION +1
#4 - no, nothing is wrong--thats how our marriage works--we both sh… 05/01/2010 on What I've learned from... +1
#25 - im callin the cops then lol just kidding  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2010 on 25 Random Facts 1 0
User avatar #26 - Lamasym (05/01/2010) [-]
Oh they already know...lol they don't... =D
#2 - this is all so very true of this site. but not so much abou…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2010 on What I've learned from... +1
User avatar #3 - apchabraja (05/01/2010) [-]
a) it was more about the site
b) then somethings wrong
User avatar #4 - JackSchidt (05/01/2010) [-]
no, nothing is wrong--thats how our marriage works--we both share in the household responsibilities
#8 - it IS healthy. A study by the New England Journal Of Medicine…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2010 on 25 Random Facts 1 +3
User avatar #15 - Lamasym (05/01/2010) [-]
That is great for men, but I am not one. lol
#7 - only two? in texas women can own up to 6 dildos but cannot pro…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2010 on 25 Random Facts 1 0
User avatar #16 - Lamasym (05/01/2010) [-]
I'm in Texas, mine aren't for decoration...
User avatar #25 - JackSchidt (05/01/2010) [-]
im callin the cops then

lol just kidding
User avatar #26 - Lamasym (05/01/2010) [-]
Oh they already know...lol they don't... =D
#7 - happy to make you laugh, your epicness! 04/30/2010 on A QUESTION 0
#4 - already blocked the entire group and http://funnyjunk.com… 04/30/2010 on A QUESTION 0
#30 - i c whut u did thar 04/30/2010 on Shit +1
#11 - nein sprachen de deutche mein herr  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2010 on BLONDE DASHBOARD 0
User avatar #12 - Butt Nuggit (04/30/2010) [-]
raurige Rolle des Gecken gerade mit ihr
#9 - ummmmm---could someone translate number 8 into english please?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2010 on BLONDE DASHBOARD 0
User avatar #10 - Butt Nuggit (04/30/2010) [-]
Moglicherweise mag er Dammerung. wie ein Reisigbundel

thur ya go dude
User avatar #11 - JackSchidt (04/30/2010) [-]
nein sprachen de deutche mein herr
User avatar #12 - Butt Nuggit (04/30/2010) [-]
raurige Rolle des Gecken gerade mit ihr
#227 - yes i am insane just ask the wife. 04/30/2010 on OOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA 0
#159 - the words are those oddly shaped white things at teh top of th…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2010 on OOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA 0
User avatar #224 - goomdarr (04/29/2010) [-]
what white words? you must be insane all i see are 2 perfect breasts.
User avatar #227 - JackSchidt (04/30/2010) [-]
yes
i am insane
just ask the wife.
#1 - not bad---not bad at all bud  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2010 on DAT SANDWICH 0
User avatar #2 - SupraLemon (04/29/2010) [-]
thanks
#605 - new posts---- http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/390554/PHIL… 04/29/2010 on LeoLeonardoIII's profile 0
#3 - the ninjas are deadly and silent they're also ubelievably v… 04/28/2010 on Ninjas camo 0
#1 - That has GOT to be the FUNNIEST black square I have ever seen 04/28/2010 on Ninjas camo +1
#187 - i have a CRT---so you cant get me with your subliminal message.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2010 on What did you do today? +2
#195 - SadisticHyena (04/28/2010) [-]
It says "The Game". If I had to lose because of a comment, so do you.
#16 - well i drive to OK once in a while---what i hate are all the … 04/28/2010 on OOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA -4
#15 - i am waiting to see what Tiger says to THOSE luscious big ol m… 04/28/2010 on OOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA -3
#10 - its those weird shaped things above the picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2010 on OOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA -1
User avatar #12 - shadowbolt (04/28/2010) [-]
I see two D's that's it.
#9 - im sure it was funny when ya thought of it my friend (and form… 04/28/2010 on OOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA -3
#128 - the only douche i see here is YOU. You know nothing of camero… 04/28/2010 on Real Life Paintings Pt. 2 +6

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