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JackSchidt    

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Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

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#4 - YES, AND HE SHALL COME DOWN ON YOU WITH SWIFT VENGEANCE AND…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2010 on Sammich Attack +5
User avatar #5 - TheVirusSlayer (05/11/2010) [-]
You mean a Swift Apology
LOL Kanye.
#2 - he is saying "IM GODDAMN TIRED OF THESE **********…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2010 on Sammich Attack +6
User avatar #3 - Tweakisyourfather (05/10/2010) [-]
lol, so hes Samuel Jackson now?
User avatar #4 - JackSchidt (05/10/2010) [-]
YES, AND HE SHALL COME DOWN ON YOU WITH SWIFT VENGEANCE
AND FUUUUUUUU-RIOUS WRATH

or somethin like that.

User avatar #5 - TheVirusSlayer (05/11/2010) [-]
You mean a Swift Apology
LOL Kanye.
#4 - HIRE TALLER STAFF! I LITERALLY LOL'D  [+] (11 new replies) 05/10/2010 on Funny Subverted Street Signs +3
User avatar #5 - letssavefj (05/10/2010) [-]
yes i do need a taller staff my short staff doesnt help my lvl 78 wizard all that much.
User avatar #7 - funnykunkpwn (05/10/2010) [-]
oh the nerdyness
User avatar #8 - letssavefj (05/10/2010) [-]
most people on fj cant take a joke -.-
User avatar #9 - funnykunkpwn (05/10/2010) [-]
can or cant? your statement makes no sense
User avatar #10 - letssavefj (05/10/2010) [-]
what do you mean it doesnt make sence? i typed cant. if i misstyped something its cause i have an eye infection.
User avatar #11 - funnykunkpwn (05/10/2010) [-]
is that why you misspelled since?
User avatar #12 - letssavefj (05/10/2010) [-]
probley. ive also been up all night. its 6:42am where i live
User avatar #13 - funnykunkpwn (05/10/2010) [-]
4 in the morning here, and i have a presentation im not ready for in....T-6 hours
User avatar #14 - Riukanojutsu (05/10/2010) [-]
trolling grammar nazi is trolling
and
retarded guy who didn't get it was a joke is reatarded
User avatar #35 - funnykunkpwn (05/10/2010) [-]
wow a thumb down, im hurt. and im not trolling, and im only a part time grammar nazi.
User avatar #298 - Riukanojutsu (05/11/2010) [-]
i guess that come with full time retard...
#4 - it didnt come up as one. but remember, every repost is a re…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2010 on Brick Shittage 0
User avatar #8 - Mrwizardpoop (05/10/2010) [-]
*vomit noise* WTF
not to sound insulting
#9 - thank you--i try to adhere to the highest ideals of this site.… 05/08/2010 on Tequila, Pitbull, and an... 0
#16 - no---but i love to avoid head-on collisions. particularly sinc… 05/08/2010 on left or right? +1
#11 - not a good idea---seeing as broad street is a one way  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2010 on left or right? +1
User avatar #15 - Joshic (05/08/2010) [-]
Did i fucking stutter?!
User avatar #16 - JackSchidt (05/08/2010) [-]
no---but i love to avoid head-on collisions. particularly since i drive and i do not have a valid license to do so.
#41 - live long and prosper my friend and send some of that p… 05/08/2010 on Scifire's profile 0
#5 - just call me jack mr schidt was my father  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2010 on Tequila, Pitbull, and an... +2
User avatar #6 - MrOctober (05/08/2010) [-]
Very well then...Jack.
#3 - perhaps--but i got the joke in the email and assembled it and … 05/07/2010 on Tequila, Pitbull, and an... 0
#3 - thanks for the laugh buddy 05/07/2010 on Creative Vandalized Ads +8
#3 - i disagree with the too long part---held my interest the whole… 05/07/2010 on haha SUPER MARIO INTERVENTION! +3
#361 - yes, but it was stolen directly off of one of my friends most … 05/05/2010 on Anger Management +4
#3 - very good, my skeletal terrorist friend.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2010 on Short Joke Comic! +3
#4 - ikeelyou (05/04/2010) [-]
Thanks.
#9 - or in soviet russia bike steals nee-grahs 05/03/2010 on Stalin Says +1
#1 - that has to be one of the oddest wicket gates i have seen in a… 05/03/2010 on funny cricket picture 0
#2 - thumbs up for funny--and for CHICAGO---GOOOOOOOOOO CUBBIES! 05/02/2010 on Pizza rules! 0
#636 - me too bud---me too 05/02/2010 on LeoLeonardoIII's profile 0
#3 - hey its funny AND true---total win in my book 05/02/2010 on freedom vs. slaves. -1
#634 - i know buddy----i am working on trying to solve the problem---…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2010 on LeoLeonardoIII's profile 0
User avatar #635 - LeoLeonardoIII (05/02/2010) [-]
I hope it works for ya.
User avatar #636 - JackSchidt (05/02/2010) [-]
me too bud---me too
#632 - yes dude i remember you asking me----and i cannot get on msn m…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2010 on LeoLeonardoIII's profile 0
User avatar #633 - LeoLeonardoIII (05/02/2010) [-]
Fuck. I need help.
User avatar #634 - JackSchidt (05/02/2010) [-]
i know buddy----i am working on trying to solve the problem---i even tried a clean windows install
User avatar #635 - LeoLeonardoIII (05/02/2010) [-]
I hope it works for ya.
User avatar #636 - JackSchidt (05/02/2010) [-]
me too bud---me too
#2 - dont forget, the vulcans are about the same distance as wolf … 05/02/2010 on What Aliens will see +1
#20 - think about it---that would be an epic movie----god v satan---…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2010 on What I've learned from... +1
User avatar #21 - jogz (05/02/2010) [-]
*brain implodes from the amount of epicness*
#18 - james earl jones indeed has an epic voice--but its too overbea…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2010 on What I've learned from... +1
User avatar #19 - jogz (05/02/2010) [-]
probably, that's why he did the voice for darth vader
User avatar #20 - JackSchidt (05/02/2010) [-]
think about it---that would be an epic movie----god v satan----freeman v jones

User avatar #21 - jogz (05/02/2010) [-]
*brain implodes from the amount of epicness*
#5 - I am a deeply religious man----yet i laugh at these pictures--… 05/02/2010 on Sacreligious Jesus Compilation +4

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