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JackSchidt

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 28191 total,  32171 ,  3980
Comment Thumbs: 7754 total,  16308 ,  8554
Content Level Progress: 17% (170/1000)
Level 228 Content: Mind Blower → Level 229 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 52% (52/100)
Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:29
Content Views:400611
Times Content Favorited:3789 times
Total Comments Made:7636
FJ Points:4688
Favorite Tags: Boobs (89) | funny (72) | the (56) | a (43) | of (42) | and (38) | i (38) | ASS (35) | is (33) | You (31) | this (29) | are (27) | to (24) | fail (21) | tits (21) | sex (20) | it (17) | in (16) | shit (16) | Stupid (16)
in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

latest user's comments

#1 - for the next one: HI -- I'm a lesbian trapped in a man'… 05/14/2010 on funny pick up lines +3
#1 - i woulda said--"dude, your girl is a bitch---literally" 05/14/2010 on Yahoo answers, wtf 0
#4 - im one of the people who think the term "foon" will …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2010 on MOAR Awesome Venn Diagrams... +8
User avatar #8 - FJalltheway (05/14/2010) [-]
it will! *highfive*
User avatar #13 - ThatCrazzyGuy (05/14/2010) [-]
oh ya *thumbs up*
#536 - yes, but without age verification, we have a lot of minors on …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2010 on Im going to die for this,... -1
#742 - SithLordTyler has deleted their comment.
User avatar #743 - JackSchidt (05/16/2010) [-]
no, the site is still considered legally liable for allowing underage nudity.
#744 - SithLordTyler has deleted their comment.
#267 - oh yeah sure--lets get funnyjunk cancelled because they have p…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/14/2010 on Im going to die for this,... -1
#275 - SithLordTyler has deleted their comment.
User avatar #536 - JackSchidt (05/14/2010) [-]
yes, but without age verification, we have a lot of minors on this site---and she sure doesn't look 18 to me
#742 - SithLordTyler has deleted their comment.
User avatar #743 - JackSchidt (05/16/2010) [-]
no, the site is still considered legally liable for allowing underage nudity.
#744 - SithLordTyler has deleted their comment.
#57 - and now you win my SECOND thumb of the day----blue boobies!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2010 on My Boobies -6
User avatar #158 - jgd (05/14/2010) [-]
better than blue waffles thats for sure
#160 - awesome----this is incredible--you win my first thumb of the day 05/14/2010 on Hitchhikers guide to the... 0
#20 - well, my Irish friend, let me know some good ones---i may make… 05/12/2010 on Irish sayings. +1
#6 - yer not missing much----the only excitement in this bunghole i…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2010 on awesomest texas road name 0
User avatar #7 - cherryanabritt (05/12/2010) [-]
LOL. Well that sucks.
#3 - this is on I 44 about halfway between burkburnett and wichita falls  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2010 on awesomest texas road name 0
User avatar #5 - cherryanabritt (05/12/2010) [-]
I've been through Wichita falls but not in a long time So i dont think ive seen it.
User avatar #6 - JackSchidt (05/12/2010) [-]
yer not missing much----the only excitement in this bunghole is that sign and sheppard USAFB
User avatar #7 - cherryanabritt (05/12/2010) [-]
LOL. Well that sucks.
#302 - http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/418720/Irish+sayings/… 05/12/2010 on Oh, Epic You Say? 0
#43 - SOMEBODY SCREENCAP THAT ANON! NAAAAAOOOOWWW! DOOOOOO EEEEEET! 05/12/2010 on Bacon, was that so hard? -6
#14 - nope--she was born and raised in texas--her mamma is from looo…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2010 on Irish sayings. 0
User avatar #18 - ItsBrianna (05/12/2010) [-]
I live in Texas too....
#15 - BruceNorris (05/12/2010) [-]
Ahh, okay.
#3 - whats a pirates favorite droid?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2010 on Modern pirates. 0
User avatar #5 - luakazuki (05/12/2010) [-]
I'm not sure. What?
#7 - fukluvmakesammichs (05/12/2010) [-]
arrrrrr2-d2
#7 - hey jay---that second to last one also applies to YOUR favorite vice. 05/12/2010 on Irish sayings. +1
#6 - you ever see the movie "date movie"? the char… 05/11/2010 on Irish sayings. +1
#4 - me too--after all i married a half irish, half scot--so shes a…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2010 on Irish sayings. +1
User avatar #24 - andriod (05/14/2010) [-]
beware the redhair
User avatar #17 - ItsBrianna (05/12/2010) [-]
I'M A GINGER WITH A TEMPER, TOO!
Man. This is crazy.
#11 - BruceNorris (05/12/2010) [-]
Does she have an Irish accent? *asking because I love Irish accents*
User avatar #14 - JackSchidt (05/12/2010) [-]
nope--she was born and raised in texas--her mamma is from looo-siana so she has a new o-leenz accent
User avatar #18 - ItsBrianna (05/12/2010) [-]
I live in Texas too....
#15 - BruceNorris (05/12/2010) [-]
Ahh, okay.
#1 - Humorous ARRR HARRRR de HARR HARRRRRRRRR …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2010 on Modern pirates. 0
User avatar #2 - luakazuki (05/12/2010) [-]
rofl you post the best comments
User avatar #3 - JackSchidt (05/12/2010) [-]
whats a pirates favorite droid?

User avatar #5 - luakazuki (05/12/2010) [-]
I'm not sure. What?
#7 - fukluvmakesammichs (05/12/2010) [-]
arrrrrr2-d2
#20 - this is just the kind of compilation i like to make too--origi… 05/11/2010 on Translation Fail! 2 +1
#84 - That has to be the most insanely improbable thing i have ever …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2010 on Oh, Epic You Say? 0
User avatar #301 - ItsBrianna (05/12/2010) [-]
Alright. LET'S DO THIS!
#412 - can you work me in too---what with my avatar bein marvin the m… 05/11/2010 on Epic Lightsaber Battle for... 0
#11 - now that is a funny comic 05/11/2010 on Camping +1
#32 - am i the only one who, when they saw the huge white blank spo… 05/10/2010 on I have an anouncement to make. +2
#412 - i declare that this new person is epically cool as hell--and f… 05/10/2010 on Crappy Intro with Tits! +1
#9 - Message from Starfleet Command, Lieutenant Commander Scifire: …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2010 on Captured Part 1 +1
User avatar #10 - Scifire (05/10/2010) [-]
-Message Received-

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