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Age: 43
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

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#7 - stop using old rap songs for your username.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/21/2010 on World's Weirdest Brands +11
#13 - OMGwaitWUToO (05/21/2010) [-]
I think that the name was for Dr. House medical staff...
you know Cameron Chase and Foreman but taht he didn't put foreman cuz he's black
User avatar #14 - JackSchidt (05/21/2010) [-]
i wouldnt know
i do not watch house
#17 - OMGwaitWUToO (05/21/2010) [-]
mmm
that's not good...
you should really do ;)
User avatar #18 - JackSchidt (05/21/2010) [-]
i am however addicted to fringe.

and i can't wait for sunday nite--last episode of LOST
#19 - OMGwaitWUToO (05/21/2010) [-]
So LOST will be...

*puts on sunglasses

found

YYYEEEAAAHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #31 - Hammyqweasd (05/21/2010) [-]
have you played lost the game? *troll face*
#44 - devout feminist (05/22/2010) [-]
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User avatar #11 - JackSchidt (05/21/2010) [-]
i hope you know that i am not trying to be an asshat--just makin a joke---but on the other hand, what is wrong with using the free avatar generator on southparkstudios to make avatars?
#34 - iceicebaby has deleted their comment.
User avatar #8 - LazerFish (05/21/2010) [-]
frozen water, frozen water, infant
#2 - yup---an 80 dollar model--over 3 feet long, effects quality--w… 05/21/2010 on another enterprise pic 0
#25 - well i tell ya--next time i got bacon im makin a fj sammich! 05/21/2010 on Insomnia and A.D.D. +7
#22 - We were talking abo---i smell bacon  [+] (7 new replies) 05/21/2010 on Insomnia and A.D.D. +10
#23 - alchemicfreak (05/21/2010) [-]
with or without wings? =3
User avatar #25 - JackSchidt (05/21/2010) [-]
well i tell ya--next time i got bacon im makin a fj sammich!
User avatar #24 - Ippi (05/21/2010) [-]
IN MAH BELLEH!!
#151 - brucedamoose (05/21/2010) [-]
Sandwiches in my bell- oooooooooh, a spider!
#167 - KuraiYuki (05/21/2010) [-]
Hrm, do I sense a new me-ooh a chair!
User avatar #448 - CyanideSadness (05/22/2010) [-]
Screencap?
#457 - KuraiYuki (05/22/2010) [-]
I've been thinking about i-OMG!! You're a snorlax!
#16 - nice squirr--LOOK A CHICKEN!  [+] (10 new replies) 05/21/2010 on Insomnia and A.D.D. +10
#17 - HieiRyuujin (05/21/2010) [-]
OOO a chick--LOOK A TREE!
#19 - kylEsReAson (05/21/2010) [-]
OMG a tr----what were we talkin about?
User avatar #22 - JackSchidt (05/21/2010) [-]
We were talking abo---i smell bacon
#23 - alchemicfreak (05/21/2010) [-]
with or without wings? =3
User avatar #25 - JackSchidt (05/21/2010) [-]
well i tell ya--next time i got bacon im makin a fj sammich!
User avatar #24 - Ippi (05/21/2010) [-]
IN MAH BELLEH!!
#151 - brucedamoose (05/21/2010) [-]
Sandwiches in my bell- oooooooooh, a spider!
#167 - KuraiYuki (05/21/2010) [-]
Hrm, do I sense a new me-ooh a chair!
User avatar #448 - CyanideSadness (05/22/2010) [-]
Screencap?
#457 - KuraiYuki (05/22/2010) [-]
I've been thinking about i-OMG!! You're a snorlax!
#12 - drivel, not drive up there. oh my god i misspelled a word--now… 05/20/2010 on laughalotw's profile 0
#11 - because 90 percent of the tv viewing audience is, and always h…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2010 on laughalotw's profile 0
User avatar #12 - JackSchidt (05/20/2010) [-]
drivel, not drive up there. oh my god i misspelled a word--now i shall go die
#29 - i was just about to declare you two exactly that  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2010 on New PinkFloyd Album Cover +3
#33 - SeekerofP (05/20/2010) [-]
get a band, make it happen, get it on funnyjunk along with the original screencap. if you cant sing, get somebody else to sing it and play drums or somethin.
#9 - indeed--and why? because it is one of the only shows on TV …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2010 on laughalotw's profile 0
User avatar #10 - Scifire (05/20/2010) [-]
Hell yeah, I found another Lostie!
Man, nobody seems to watch that show IRL. All the fans hide on the internet.
User avatar #14 - laughalotw (05/20/2010) [-]
Not anymore :D
User avatar #11 - JackSchidt (05/20/2010) [-]
because 90 percent of the tv viewing audience is, and always has, been interested in mindless drive. it is the same reason that the original star trek was not received well when it was first on, except by a small core of very intelligent people.
User avatar #12 - JackSchidt (05/20/2010) [-]
drivel, not drive up there. oh my god i misspelled a word--now i shall go die
#23 - well you are my friend. i am awesome you are awesome … 05/19/2010 on ichigoli's profile 0
#21 - young lady--you have awesome content!  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2010 on ichigoli's profile 0
#24 - ChronicM (05/19/2010) [-]
Indeed she does =3
User avatar #22 - TwoHalves (05/19/2010) [-]
^one of mah friends
User avatar #23 - JackSchidt (05/19/2010) [-]
well you are my friend.
i am awesome
you are awesome

therefore, she is awesome too.
#6 - DUDE thanks for the add--- and keep typing those numbers, l…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/19/2010 on laughalotw's profile 0
#8 - Flareneos (05/20/2010) [-]
Lost da best
User avatar #9 - JackSchidt (05/20/2010) [-]
indeed--and why?
because it is one of the only shows on TV nowadays that makes you use your BRAIN to follow it.
User avatar #10 - Scifire (05/20/2010) [-]
Hell yeah, I found another Lostie!
Man, nobody seems to watch that show IRL. All the fans hide on the internet.
User avatar #14 - laughalotw (05/20/2010) [-]
Not anymore :D
User avatar #11 - JackSchidt (05/20/2010) [-]
because 90 percent of the tv viewing audience is, and always has, been interested in mindless drive. it is the same reason that the original star trek was not received well when it was first on, except by a small core of very intelligent people.
User avatar #12 - JackSchidt (05/20/2010) [-]
drivel, not drive up there. oh my god i misspelled a word--now i shall go die
User avatar #7 - laughalotw (05/19/2010) [-]
You are a boss
#25 - ill check in later to thumb this up---i have no thumbs to clic… 05/19/2010 on Caught with alchy pt.2 +1
#42 - could be worse----instead of pink it could be another color--l…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2010 on Lemon Pledge -1
User avatar #44 - MermaidMan (05/19/2010) [-]
bluewaffle
#11 - i think some homeless guy was ****** with the sign.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2010 on HOLY SHIT 0
User avatar #12 - shadowbolt (05/19/2010) [-]
I saw one dude mess with a church sign, he made it say, "PAY THIS MAN "*arrow pointing to him*
I wish I had a camera.
#522 - gotta agree with razz----she is very very pretty and this i…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2010 on Caught with alchy +1
User avatar #523 - Razziel (05/19/2010) [-]
thanks dude ^^
#8 - actually, some of the little cigar brands are not too bad. I p…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2010 on HOLY SHIT +1
User avatar #10 - shadowbolt (05/19/2010) [-]
And I don't smoke, I'm just incredibly dumbfounded by these prices, gas in Vegas isn't eve this bad.
User avatar #11 - JackSchidt (05/19/2010) [-]
i think some homeless guy was fuckin with the sign.
User avatar #12 - shadowbolt (05/19/2010) [-]
I saw one dude mess with a church sign, he made it say, "PAY THIS MAN "*arrow pointing to him*
I wish I had a camera.
#6 - ill stick to my dollar-a-pack cheapies  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2010 on HOLY SHIT 0
User avatar #7 - shadowbolt (05/19/2010) [-]
Unless these are made of the pharoh's mummy wraps, and paper of a now extinct tree, I ain't buying those.
User avatar #8 - JackSchidt (05/19/2010) [-]
actually, some of the little cigar brands are not too bad. I personally smoke the supreme cool mints
User avatar #10 - shadowbolt (05/19/2010) [-]
And I don't smoke, I'm just incredibly dumbfounded by these prices, gas in Vegas isn't eve this bad.
User avatar #11 - JackSchidt (05/19/2010) [-]
i think some homeless guy was fuckin with the sign.
User avatar #12 - shadowbolt (05/19/2010) [-]
I saw one dude mess with a church sign, he made it say, "PAY THIS MAN "*arrow pointing to him*
I wish I had a camera.
#4 - see, thats in my opinion, a myth of the left. More kids smoke…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2010 on HOLY SHIT +1
User avatar #9 - luidias (05/19/2010) [-]
Agreed.
Although just because their reasons are greedy, doesn't mean it won't discourage smoking anyways.

Admittedly, it hasn't helped much in Canada, kids are still asking me to spot them, and I'm continuously kicking them in the metaphorical nuts.

Although it DOES lead to some funny situations. A buddy of mine smokes, and every time some kid asks us for smokes he responds "no way man, they're bad for you" while taking a deliberately deep puff from his cigarette.
#3 - scary, eh? 05/19/2010 on HOLY SHIT 0
#120 - actually since its in reverse, that makes it opposite--and opp… 05/19/2010 on Have you not heard 0
#1 - very get this pic to the top people--do it NOW 05/19/2010 on Dong Welding 0
#8 - good for you pal---i like your avatar 05/19/2010 on New Avatar +1
#118 - look at teh boxers, to the right---see the dildo? 05/18/2010 on What's Wrong Compilation +1
#59 - Being a trained writer--I took 3 years of journalism, includin… 05/18/2010 on Demotivator +2

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