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Gender: male
Age: 40
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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Highest Content Rank:#69
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Content Level Progress: 3.6% (36/1000)
Level 228 Content: Mind Blower → Level 229 Content: Mind Blower
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night
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#18 - are you sure it's always the last place you look? maybe you sh… 05/26/2012 on When I lose my phone +11
#7 - also, i am jealous. your youtube is way cooler than mine. 05/21/2012 on hot sauce challenge 0
#4 - yer my friend...and i say this in all friendlines. you were d…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2012 on hot sauce challenge 0
User avatar #5 - bitchitroll (05/19/2012) [-]
its all for the entertainment of others that i put my self through this torment
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (05/21/2012) [-]
also, i am jealous. your youtube is way cooler than mine.
#86 - *computer *crashed 05/14/2012 on Oh windows -2
#251 - the ebst one? EBST? surely you meant "best one" 05/14/2012 on pro photoshopping -2
#60 - just gonna leave this here and see what happens.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2012 on Transformation! +8
#65 - abieru (04/30/2012) [-]
He must be a redneck
#242 - back in the 70s there WAS no MTV. It didn't start until August…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2012 on 70s teens vs today +2
User avatar #250 - scienceftw (04/26/2012) [-]
Well, shit
#418 - Sure, why not? First of all, I am just one person, so your use… 04/24/2012 on cat+boobs=thumbs? 0
#416 - Don't cry. I only mention that to help you. I thought perhaps … 04/24/2012 on cat+boobs=thumbs? 0
#378 - He that is without sin among you, cast the first stone. You us…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2012 on cat+boobs=thumbs? +2
#383 - taila (04/24/2012) [-]
But...but I always use "you're" in the correct context...
User avatar #416 - JackSchidt (04/24/2012) [-]
Don't cry. I only mention that to help you. I thought perhaps some ironic humor might help ease the pain a bit.
#405 - anonymous (04/24/2012) [-]
eat shit and die you no life mother fuckers.wanna correct that?
User avatar #418 - JackSchidt (04/24/2012) [-]
Sure, why not? First of all, I am just one person, so your use of "motherfuckers" (plural) is incorrect. Secondly, you didn't capitalize "wanna". The third point is, I do have a life. I have a rich and full one at that. Good marriage, loving family, and friends who laugh at my jokes.
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User avatar #612 - AntiDisneyMovement (02/05/2012) [-]
Why hello fine sir.
User avatar #613 to #612 - JackSchidt (02/06/2012) [-]
Been a while bud
User avatar #614 to #613 - AntiDisneyMovement (02/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, it has. I left this site after the bad comics. The "OC" stuff ruined this site. :/ I checked back a few days ago to see all my friends did the same.
User avatar #615 to #614 - JackSchidt (02/13/2012) [-]
i only come on here for to check messages and maybe comment a bit.
User avatar #609 - girguy (11/27/2011) [-]
HEY

HEY JACK SHIT
REMEMBER ME
I REMEMBER YOU
I REMEMBER FROM WHEN WE USED TO HAVE A BASIC FUNNYJUNK THREAD
I REMEMBER
I MEMBER WHEN YOU HAD PHILOSORAPTOR AS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE
I MEMBER THAT YOU MEMBER ME?
I MEMBER ME.
User avatar #610 to #609 - JackSchidt (11/28/2011) [-]
been a while, doubleG. hope you've been doin ok
#608 - fjmod (08/07/2011) [-]
*Cough* I can feel the power surging through my veins
User avatar #609 to #608 - JackSchidt (08/07/2011) [-]
we can rebuild him
better than he was before
better
faster
stronger
User avatar #610 to #609 - fjmod (08/07/2011) [-]
Slower
Fatter
monger
User avatar #611 to #610 - JackSchidt (08/07/2011) [-]
its the budget cuts. you will be the 6 million penny man
#612 to #611 - fjmod (08/07/2011) [-]
lol I actually laughed to that ^.^
lol I actually laughed to that ^.^
User avatar #606 - JackSchidt (07/03/2011) [-]
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User avatar #607 to #606 - JackSchidt (07/03/2011) [-]
-rickroll-
#604 - TheOneandOnlyAnon (06/29/2011) [-]
hey jack. Hows your account these days?
User avatar #605 to #604 - JackSchidt (06/29/2011) [-]
don't get on as much anymore...between work and home stuff not so much time
User avatar #598 - NekoFox (04/22/2011) [-]
i just realized how old you are...
sex please? :D
User avatar #597 - LazerFish (04/11/2011) [-]
If one user could have taken down FJ, 4chan would have killed us years ago.
User avatar #600 - supersparta (03/19/2011) [-]
Good to see you're still kickin' around.
User avatar #601 to #600 - JackSchidt (03/19/2011) [-]
same to you old friend!
#593 - bambitheredhead (03/06/2011) [-]
HEEEEEEEEEEY =D
User avatar #594 to #593 - JackSchidt (03/08/2011) [-]
WOOO HOOO

hehehe
User avatar #592 - hundredninjas (03/04/2011) [-]
i'm looking for tiny, tiny penis

:P
User avatar #591 - Merde ONLINE (01/29/2011) [-]
once, there was an ugly cyclops in ry'leh. cthulhu didnt like one eyed faggots so he made teh cyclops run with scissors until they all poked their eyes out and then when slendermoon appeared to defeat our great lord cthulhu he was smitten down in a pile of skeletons and vermont cheddar cheese where Matt Damon rose up from the dead wihtout actually dying in the first place and stuck a plunger to cthulhu's forehead which made him very angry so he dragged california back into the ocean and matt damon died for real this time and willy wonka took a shit in the woods because he was high and doesnt know what the fuck is going on
User avatar #586 - bettybultema **User deleted account** (01/18/2011) [-]
I've been good. posting some OC here and there. you should check them out. i've rather enjoyed a few. nothing big but fun. saw that you where on so i thought i would look at some of your stuff. how are you?
User avatar #587 to #586 - JackSchidt (01/18/2011) [-]
been working a lot--got a job as a customer support agent for verizon
User avatar #588 to #587 - bettybultema **User deleted account** (01/18/2011) [-]
nice, i'm still working in the kitchen at home lol...but really I'm glad you have a good job under your belt. my family is moving into a new three bedroom place this month...making room for the baby we are TRYING to have.
User avatar #589 to #588 - JackSchidt (01/18/2011) [-]
i wish you good luck for that :)
User avatar #590 to #589 - bettybultema **User deleted account** (01/18/2011) [-]
thank you so much. we succeeded once, but it just wasn't meant to be :(
#585 - Merde ONLINE (01/15/2011) [-]
User avatar #582 - yoman (01/08/2011) [-]
hi mate - been meaning to drop by for ages and say congratulations on your job - hope your life's full and funky old frood - very Happy New Year to you :)
User avatar #583 to #582 - JackSchidt (01/08/2011) [-]
back atcha ol pal. jobs goin great--finally digging out of this hole i been in since i was unemployed
User avatar #584 to #583 - yoman (01/08/2011) [-]
that's good news indeed man - and proof that karma knows what it's doing :)
#580 - BitchUWannaHate (12/10/2010) [-]
hi o3o  
^/////^ you're still my bestest friend evar  
also  
im trolling today
hi o3o
^/////^ you're still my bestest friend evar
also
im trolling today
User avatar #581 to #580 - JackSchidt (12/10/2010) [-]
thanks buddy---best trolling i ever got!
User avatar #577 - Thedudeyouknow (11/05/2010) [-]
Congratz on your level man I am almost level 5 haha
User avatar #578 to #577 - JackSchidt (11/05/2010) [-]
thanks---i dont post much anymore---work takes up a lot of my time and verizon wireless protocol forbids me to access any non verizon website whilst at work
User avatar #579 to #578 - Thedudeyouknow (11/05/2010) [-]
Ya but at least you can still enjoy funnyjunk and they didnt reset our ranks :D
User avatar #575 - Bacula (09/05/2010) [-]
Subed u.
User avatar #576 to #575 - JackSchidt (09/05/2010) [-]
subbed you earlier buddy
User avatar #574 - Thedudeyouknow (08/06/2010) [-]
At least this happened to everyone where there stuff was taken off.
#571 - BruceNorris (07/27/2010) [-]
I'm going to pass you >:3
User avatar #572 to #571 - JackSchidt (07/27/2010) [-]
then I congratulate you my friend...good job
#573 to #572 - BruceNorris (07/27/2010) [-]
Wait... never mind.
#568 - Monoxide (07/26/2010) [-]
Hello my good sir.
User avatar #569 to #568 - JackSchidt (07/26/2010) [-]
hi back, my good oxygen molecule
sorry for delay-work and shit ya know
#570 to #569 - Monoxide (07/26/2010) [-]
Oh it's ok. I just wanted to drop b and say hi.
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