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X-box Gamertag: GearsOfNewVegas
Date Signed Up:12/08/2009
Last Login:12/24/2014
Location:Medford WI
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#30 - Maybe you should stop hanging around trash cans huh?... 09/20/2014 on Damn, they're playing... +1
#148949 - i dont lol...have to drive at least 15 miles to be anywhere...…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #148950 - thegamerslife (08/09/2014) [-]
closes city to me is nothing special and more then 20-30 minutes away. I have vocational training/first 1000 hours of an apprenticeship for electrical work done and I can't get shit for work except side jobs. actually had mcdonalds tell me they won't hire me cause I have "too much experience and might get a better offer after we put money into you for training" lmao.

fuck cheese factories.
User avatar #149055 - silverzepher (08/10/2014) [-]
all you have to do is fix your resume up a bit, just be like, "ya i got a high school diploma, and i liked to fiddle with electrical wiring, so can i like be your toilet scrubber?"
User avatar #149057 - thegamerslife (08/10/2014) [-]
tried that, had a few jobs here and there and then I get "laid off" just before the probationary period of 3 months runs out and the state unemployment benefits would start... these companies game the probationary period like crazy..
User avatar #149059 - silverzepher (08/10/2014) [-]
try a different field, i am a hospitality worker, so i have a metric crap-ton of fields i can work in. dishwasher may not be glamours but it is a job, you could also try being a desk clerk, not that hard to do trust me, i am one.
User avatar #149060 - thegamerslife (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm ok. I'm waiting until next fall to start college courses for heavy machinery.
User avatar #149061 - silverzepher (08/10/2014) [-]
hey, you looking down on us dish scrubbers, and clerks? do you know how much of your life depends on us not fucking up/ being total dicks?
User avatar #149062 - thegamerslife (08/10/2014) [-]
not looking down... ok, kinda. but mostly cause you lot are a majority of dicks who think they are entitled to way more then they are. My wife can handle the bills... so far and if all plans go well her income will be doubled if not tripled once she's out of school. even if she has to quit her job and we have to live off borrowed money for the next 5-6 months, at the end of her schooling we will be better off and she will be in a better position/job then these fucking nursing homes that treat old people like merchandise instead of what they are.. which is living, breathing, REAL people who deserve more respect they get and better treatment then they get... ya know what, I'm not going to rant about it, even though I want to and it pisses me off more then our gov. in general
User avatar #149067 - silverzepher (08/10/2014) [-]
clarifacation on the "info i need with no fuss"

people don't like giving out their adress, or their drivers licence number, or hell even their phone number, but it is info i need as a clerk for a hotel, to verify the information i have.
User avatar #149069 - thegamerslife (08/10/2014) [-]
you blew up worse then a vegan about vegan jokes. lmao
User avatar #149070 - silverzepher (08/10/2014) [-]
no man, this is just who i am, asshole extraordinaire when i don't have to force a smile for everyone and their brother who walks through the door
User avatar #149071 - thegamerslife (08/10/2014) [-]
that's what I mean.. you need a better way to channel your anger and issue, man...
User avatar #149072 - silverzepher (08/10/2014) [-]
i do i let it out on the web, for everyone tto see.
User avatar #149073 - thegamerslife (08/10/2014) [-]
so in real life you seem like a frustrated individual who needs a release and online you are an unhindered prick with a worn down keyboard. lmao healthy.
User avatar #149200 - silverzepher (08/11/2014) [-]
no in real life i am an asshole, but i have to filter myself at work, so i come online and be myself, simply because you guys are like a dysfunctional family to me.
User avatar #149237 - thegamerslife (08/11/2014) [-]
ah, that's sweet.

um.. I hate to ask, but can I crash on you couch, bro?
User avatar #149278 - silverzepher (08/11/2014) [-]
No sorry, i spent 3 months getting my half brother and his pet whale Lee is the house.
User avatar #149063 - silverzepher (08/10/2014) [-]
oi fucker, how much shit of yours(not you specifically) do you think i deal with as a desk clerk?

you ever get yelled at because someone else's credit card is declined?

how about when someone doesn't let you explain what a term means before yelling in your face that everything you do is illegal?

how about having to stall someone so the cops can show up?

how about getting yelled at because someone else's relationship isn't going in the direction they wanteed it to, so they don't want to pay for the room?

how about it being my fault that they don't understand what $2 a page for faxes means?

how about being yelled at for a bank being closed on the week ends.

let me fucking hear what you have, i guarantee 35.9% of it will be shit i hear every day from my customers, and no we don't think we are entitled, we think that after being treated like shit by everyoone for their own problems that we should get some fucking respect. you wonder why we treat some people like they are fucking gods, and others like they are less than the hit of a worm? because you people don't just act entitled, you act like you own us, like i should have nothing better to do than waste my 3 min time span of a check in with youu listning to you talk about your life, i use that time so that i can get whatever info i need off of your card without you causeing a fuss.
User avatar #149068 - thegamerslife (08/10/2014) [-]
this is what I'm talking about, you need to have respect for each individual until they themselves give you reason not to. also, pretty much everything you said, I've had to do.
there was a guy walking around walmart (when I worked there years ago) with a pistol in his hand... which is actually legal here since he was only carrying it and not threatening anyone, but walmart called the cops and I had no problem talking to him till he got there... he was actually there to get a cheap holster so he didn't have to hold it anymore. lmao

jumping straight into this kind of attitude is exactly what I'm talking about, you guys are too quick to jump at the chance to yell at people.

I never cut it in customer service cause I don't believe in holding all of it in until I blow up on other who don't deserve it. I loose my shit when I need to and when others have left me no other choice. it's not healthy to keep it all in just to blow up later.
#148946 - Alright **** it...im 20 years old and have one fr…  [+] (21 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #148977 - relationshipxplain (08/09/2014) [-]
There are always solutions, buddy. Always. Loneliness sucks, but even being in bumfuck no where you can get better. We can talk any time.
User avatar #148947 - thegamerslife (08/09/2014) [-]
haha, I love bumfuck no where.
User avatar #148949 - Jabkite (08/09/2014) [-]
i dont lol...have to drive at least 15 miles to be anywhere...cant get hired anywhere that pays more than minimum wage and my family is just about shit poor...shit sucks man...i cant even make it into a fucking cheese factory for christs sake
User avatar #148950 - thegamerslife (08/09/2014) [-]
closes city to me is nothing special and more then 20-30 minutes away. I have vocational training/first 1000 hours of an apprenticeship for electrical work done and I can't get shit for work except side jobs. actually had mcdonalds tell me they won't hire me cause I have "too much experience and might get a better offer after we put money into you for training" lmao.

fuck cheese factories.
User avatar #149055 - silverzepher (08/10/2014) [-]
all you have to do is fix your resume up a bit, just be like, "ya i got a high school diploma, and i liked to fiddle with electrical wiring, so can i like be your toilet scrubber?"
User avatar #149057 - thegamerslife (08/10/2014) [-]
tried that, had a few jobs here and there and then I get "laid off" just before the probationary period of 3 months runs out and the state unemployment benefits would start... these companies game the probationary period like crazy..
User avatar #149059 - silverzepher (08/10/2014) [-]
try a different field, i am a hospitality worker, so i have a metric crap-ton of fields i can work in. dishwasher may not be glamours but it is a job, you could also try being a desk clerk, not that hard to do trust me, i am one.
User avatar #149060 - thegamerslife (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm ok. I'm waiting until next fall to start college courses for heavy machinery.
User avatar #149061 - silverzepher (08/10/2014) [-]
hey, you looking down on us dish scrubbers, and clerks? do you know how much of your life depends on us not fucking up/ being total dicks?
User avatar #149062 - thegamerslife (08/10/2014) [-]
not looking down... ok, kinda. but mostly cause you lot are a majority of dicks who think they are entitled to way more then they are. My wife can handle the bills... so far and if all plans go well her income will be doubled if not tripled once she's out of school. even if she has to quit her job and we have to live off borrowed money for the next 5-6 months, at the end of her schooling we will be better off and she will be in a better position/job then these fucking nursing homes that treat old people like merchandise instead of what they are.. which is living, breathing, REAL people who deserve more respect they get and better treatment then they get... ya know what, I'm not going to rant about it, even though I want to and it pisses me off more then our gov. in general
User avatar #149067 - silverzepher (08/10/2014) [-]
clarifacation on the "info i need with no fuss"

people don't like giving out their adress, or their drivers licence number, or hell even their phone number, but it is info i need as a clerk for a hotel, to verify the information i have.
User avatar #149069 - thegamerslife (08/10/2014) [-]
you blew up worse then a vegan about vegan jokes. lmao
User avatar #149070 - silverzepher (08/10/2014) [-]
no man, this is just who i am, asshole extraordinaire when i don't have to force a smile for everyone and their brother who walks through the door
User avatar #149071 - thegamerslife (08/10/2014) [-]
that's what I mean.. you need a better way to channel your anger and issue, man...
User avatar #149072 - silverzepher (08/10/2014) [-]
i do i let it out on the web, for everyone tto see.
User avatar #149073 - thegamerslife (08/10/2014) [-]
so in real life you seem like a frustrated individual who needs a release and online you are an unhindered prick with a worn down keyboard. lmao healthy.
User avatar #149200 - silverzepher (08/11/2014) [-]
no in real life i am an asshole, but i have to filter myself at work, so i come online and be myself, simply because you guys are like a dysfunctional family to me.
User avatar #149237 - thegamerslife (08/11/2014) [-]
ah, that's sweet.

um.. I hate to ask, but can I crash on you couch, bro?
User avatar #149278 - silverzepher (08/11/2014) [-]
No sorry, i spent 3 months getting my half brother and his pet whale Lee is the house.
User avatar #149063 - silverzepher (08/10/2014) [-]
oi fucker, how much shit of yours(not you specifically) do you think i deal with as a desk clerk?

you ever get yelled at because someone else's credit card is declined?

how about when someone doesn't let you explain what a term means before yelling in your face that everything you do is illegal?

how about having to stall someone so the cops can show up?

how about getting yelled at because someone else's relationship isn't going in the direction they wanteed it to, so they don't want to pay for the room?

how about it being my fault that they don't understand what $2 a page for faxes means?

how about being yelled at for a bank being closed on the week ends.

let me fucking hear what you have, i guarantee 35.9% of it will be shit i hear every day from my customers, and no we don't think we are entitled, we think that after being treated like shit by everyoone for their own problems that we should get some fucking respect. you wonder why we treat some people like they are fucking gods, and others like they are less than the hit of a worm? because you people don't just act entitled, you act like you own us, like i should have nothing better to do than waste my 3 min time span of a check in with youu listning to you talk about your life, i use that time so that i can get whatever info i need off of your card without you causeing a fuss.
User avatar #149068 - thegamerslife (08/10/2014) [-]
this is what I'm talking about, you need to have respect for each individual until they themselves give you reason not to. also, pretty much everything you said, I've had to do.
there was a guy walking around walmart (when I worked there years ago) with a pistol in his hand... which is actually legal here since he was only carrying it and not threatening anyone, but walmart called the cops and I had no problem talking to him till he got there... he was actually there to get a cheap holster so he didn't have to hold it anymore. lmao

jumping straight into this kind of attitude is exactly what I'm talking about, you guys are too quick to jump at the chance to yell at people.

I never cut it in customer service cause I don't believe in holding all of it in until I blow up on other who don't deserve it. I loose my shit when I need to and when others have left me no other choice. it's not healthy to keep it all in just to blow up later.
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