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Date Signed Up:12/17/2009
Last Login:12/21/2014
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    /b/ does it again /b/ does it again
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    /b/ tells a story /b/ tells a story
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    Oh, /b/ Oh, /b/
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    Celebrity Orgasm Faces! Celebrity Orgasm Faces!
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    SERIOUSLY. WTF. SERIOUSLY. WTF.
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#11 - I don't remember this episode of Supernatural.  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on The Imperial System +41
User avatar #68 - jbabco (1 hour ago) [-]
If only someone made a reference to this in the show.

"How much salt do you put in the shotgun shells"

"so many salt"
User avatar #14 - episode (16 hours ago) [-]
I giggled. A lot.
#8 - Every time I read a tumblr post I can feel my brain cells comm…  [+] (5 new replies) 16 hours ago on Tumblr Comp +31
User avatar #89 - finblob (2 hours ago) [-]
>using the term "hari-kari"
>calling something else cancer
can you hear the sirens?
they go
WEABOO WEABOO WEABOO
#79 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
harakiri
#56 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
me too man, me too.
#42 - justsomechickyo (9 hours ago) [-]
#10 - anonymous (16 hours ago) [-]
I may or may not have waggled my fingers and said "don't mind if I do" before saving that GIF.
#9 - Who is Kim? Jong-Un? 16 hours ago on Assimilate this +4
#15 - Apparently in the Avengers the effects team modeled every sing… 17 hours ago on the real questions +4
#17 - Ah. Good. 12/20/2014 on [untitled] 0
#10 - This is the first post even remotely related to Gamergate I ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on [untitled] -2
User avatar #12 - leonhardt (12/20/2014) [-]
Nah. SJWs are just shutting the fuck up because they know every time they open their mouths about "muh harassment" and "muh soggy knees" we gain more supporters.
User avatar #17 - Jabberwocky (12/20/2014) [-]
Ah. Good.
#6 - She's ******* Jason Sudekis or however you spell … 12/20/2014 on MySpace(3) -1
#6 - It was a smart, sleek, well-written action film with some bril…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Bad timing captain amurica +3
User avatar #8 - mumblesthepyro (12/18/2014) [-]
Alrighty then, GG
#14 - Nightcrawler. 12/18/2014 on Need a coworker? +63
#3 - Holy hell I love this movie so much.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Bad timing captain amurica +9
User avatar #7 - wolfenbanes (12/18/2014) [-]
I loved the music they used in this scene. Just pulled me right into the combat.
User avatar #5 - mumblesthepyro (12/18/2014) [-]
Why? Not trying to be an asshole or anything I mean I saw it but I honestly can't remember anything from it. besides that badass knife flippity switchy trick Would like to hear your take on it.
User avatar #6 - Jabberwocky (12/18/2014) [-]
It was a smart, sleek, well-written action film with some brilliant direction from two guys who had basically only done comedy before. The fight choreography was some of the best I have ever seen in Western cinema. It was brutal and visceral and utterly cool-looking. They took a super dorky character (Batroc the Leaper) and turned him into an awesome fighter that could practically fight on par with Cap. And they took Cap himself, who had been, at best, the most boring and basic Avenger in the previous films, and turned him into a scarily competent badass. The Winter Soldier was menacing and lethal and his fight scenes with Cap literally had me on the edge of my seat. The espionage elements of the film were very well done and it totally redefined the type of action expected from Marvel films. I know some people didn't like it and I'm definitely not saying it's a perfect film, but it was orders of magnitude better than what I was expecting and is easily one of my favorite Marvel movies.

Here are a couple great scenes from the movie:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCdtTdlHt-E
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqIBGEcKhGs

Just my two cents.
User avatar #8 - mumblesthepyro (12/18/2014) [-]
Alrighty then, GG

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#47 - Jabberwocky (08/18/2014) [-]
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#46 - Jabberwocky (07/15/2014) [-]
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#43 - hellscythe (10/07/2013) [-]
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#44 to #43 - Jabberwocky (10/07/2013) [-]
I don't understand the reasons for your advances
#45 to #44 - hellscythe (10/08/2013) [-]
you read blame
you read blame
User avatar #41 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
Thank you very much :)
User avatar #37 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
hey man, I was just wondering, since you dont play items anymore, is it cool if I get yours? :)
Or at least that weird blue thingy, if you want I'll send the trade :)

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #38 to #37 - Jabberwocky (05/07/2013) [-]
Uh, sure. I don't do anything with them. How do I give them to you?
User avatar #40 to #38 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
there, I sent it, now you only need to open the items interface, and click on requests received, then click on my request, hit accept and do the captcha :)
User avatar #39 to #38 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
I'll send you a trade request, you'll get a notification, just do a little captcha thing and done :D

Thank you very much :)
#36 - Jabberwocky (09/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #26 - hObOjO (04/16/2012) [-]
your practical advice stick figures :') make MOAR
User avatar #27 to #29 - Jabberwocky (04/23/2012) [-]
soon :)
#24 - pedopig **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
dude how come everytime i click to the next pic it goes to ur stuff!!!!!
User avatar #25 to #24 - Jabberwocky (07/23/2010) [-]
because there is no god.
#22 - pedopig **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
thnx dude. hey how do u get a avatar? im not a computer wiz.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Jabberwocky (07/22/2010) [-]
up at the top of your profile page it should say "edit account" or something like that. or you hit the button that says "upload profile pictures"...
one of the two. then select a picture from your hard drive (save it off of the internet) and then....voila :)
#21 - anonymous (06/12/2010) [-]
Weres the real Jaberwalkie pics ?
User avatar #3 - YourArtist (05/25/2010) [-]
daddy?
User avatar #4 to #3 - Jabberwocky (05/25/2010) [-]
Darling child? It's been so long!
User avatar #5 to #4 - YourArtist (05/25/2010) [-]
i missed you daddyy!
User avatar #6 to #5 - Jabberwocky (05/25/2010) [-]
Oh hun, I have missed you, too. I feel so bad about asking you for nudes before... I feel as though I crossed a line between father and child. Please don't resent me... But... srsly. You still got them pics?
User avatar #7 to #6 - YourArtist (05/25/2010) [-]
...youre scaring me daddy....
User avatar #8 to #7 - Jabberwocky (05/25/2010) [-]
I'm sorry, child. I realize now that I have not redeemed myself. Perhaps you will forgive me in the future. But, for now, I have completely forgotten who your mother is... I get around, you see... And, honestly, you could be an imposter! You wouldn't imposterize me... would you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - YourArtist (05/25/2010) [-]
Its okay daddy i for give you. I still love youuu. And I have been told im the lovechild of you, sam, spack, mccain, ehanda and other people i think....
User avatar #10 to #9 - Jabberwocky (05/25/2010) [-]
i love you, too, my most precious daughter. That many parents, though? Hmm. Why are you even worrying yourself with these issues? GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
User avatar #11 to #10 - YourArtist (05/25/2010) [-]
my computer *is* in the kitchen daddy
User avatar #12 to #11 - Jabberwocky (05/25/2010) [-]
is your computer a sandwich that you are about to make me? no, i didn't think so. you see, child... these are things you ought to know by now.
User avatar #13 to #12 - YourArtist (05/25/2010) [-]
I already made you one daddy.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Jabberwocky (05/25/2010) [-]
good. excellent work. now make me another.
User avatar #15 to #14 - YourArtist (05/25/2010) [-]
Yes Daddy
User avatar #16 to #15 - Jabberwocky (05/25/2010) [-]
*sniff* i've only known you were my daughter for an hour and you are already my favorite child.
User avatar #17 to #16 - YourArtist (05/25/2010) [-]
I love you Daddy *gives sammich*
User avatar #18 to #17 - Jabberwocky (05/25/2010) [-]
why thank you, child. now tits or gtfo.
User avatar #19 to #18 - YourArtist (05/26/2010) [-]
Youre scaring me again Daddy....
User avatar #20 to #19 - Jabberwocky (05/28/2010) [-]
need i repeat myself?
User avatar #1 - hObOjO (05/23/2010) [-]
seriuosly, those stick figures are awsome!!!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jabberwocky (05/23/2010) [-]
thanks :) i'll actually make another one now, and wait for thumbs later.
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