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Date Signed Up:10/18/2010
Last Login:12/19/2014
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#17 - he lost head though... 08/23/2014 on None of you +4
#24 - I kinda like the fact there were less avatar states. I feel li… 08/23/2014 on (Season 3 Finale Spoilers) 0
#15 - I wish i was rich....  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Rich people be like +2
User avatar #43 - owllynator (08/23/2014) [-]
really? im surprised
#136 - dang dude, what a bitch. thanks for the scoop! 08/21/2014 on Zoe supporters vs internet 0
#35 - Who is this Zoe chick everyone talking about?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Zoe supporters vs internet 0
User avatar #110 - Relinies (08/21/2014) [-]
Short version:
Zoe Quinn slept with 5 different men while in a relationship to get favorable reviews for her shitty game, Depression Quest. She then embarked on a quest to censor as much of the internet as she could in relation to negative responses to her and her game.

Long version: funnyjunk.com/THE+ZOE+SHITSTORM+BUCKLE+UP+LIL+NIGGAS/text/5264957/
#136 - JHDog (08/21/2014) [-]
dang dude, what a bitch. thanks for the scoop!
#80 - hmmm, touche... 08/21/2014 on 10 points to Gryffindor +2
#76 - >implying everyone abides by the speed limit  [+] (10 new replies) 08/21/2014 on 10 points to Gryffindor -12
User avatar #78 - waffies (08/21/2014) [-]
Well though just about everyone does go above the speed limit, there's this thing called "flow of traffic" that is kinda a common sense thing.
User avatar #77 - leonhardt (08/21/2014) [-]
>implying those people aren't fucktards
User avatar #98 - skypatrol (08/21/2014) [-]
I go 70 on the highway usually.

So does everyone else
User avatar #107 - thefates (08/21/2014) [-]
That's because that's the speed limit on most highways.
User avatar #118 - skypatrol (08/21/2014) [-]
nigga where do you live
User avatar #120 - thefates (08/21/2014) [-]
Texas: Highways are 70 until you get in towards the cities. That's the national average.
User avatar #121 - skypatrol (08/21/2014) [-]
alright, well for most people (since most people live in highly populated metropolis's)
if you dont know the speed limit: your supposed to assume its 55mph.
on most highways, it can be sixty
on several interstates its usually about 65. a select few are 70.
but 90% of roads on the east coast are roughly 55
User avatar #122 - thefates (08/21/2014) [-]
Here you assume it's 60 and that it can get up to 70.
#101 - anonymous (08/21/2014) [-]
fucktard
#80 - JHDog (08/21/2014) [-]
hmmm, touche...
#3 - ever been so scared you entered a time loop?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2014 on boo +22
User avatar #7 - okamiterasu (08/21/2014) [-]
he glitched the matrix
#10 - ukobarrywewa (08/21/2014) [-]
This happened to me once. I saw this black cat passing by, and then I saw the same black cat do the exact same motion and everything. Then there was a brick wall instead of a window, and me and my buddies had to escape through a hole in the bathroom wall, but a Smith found us, and we barely escaped, and Mouse died.
#11 - thatoneguydotjpeg (08/21/2014) [-]
Really? I think i took the wrong pill, i just woke up in bed and thought it was all a dream... *insert sunglasses guy who takes off sunglasses for more sunglasses*
#22 - that was actually a fake viral video made by none other than J… 08/20/2014 on Girl Fails 0
#24 - That's why they can't read the sign 08/20/2014 on (untitled) +11
#35 - very informative, thank you! 08/19/2014 on Priorities 0
#33 - explain...  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Priorities 0
User avatar #34 - ghostninjaguy (08/19/2014) [-]
Okay, I only know some of the details from the Back in Black Story arc. The last time Tony Stark offered Peter a job, the avengers broke into two groups. That was the birth of the Iron Spider, after Tony and Peter had a falling out Captain America thought it was a good idea for Spider-Man to pull a Matt Murdock (reveal his secret identity and get arrested for some odd reason) With Stark as the Director of S.H.E.I.L.D the two factions broke into a civil war and lets say Iron Man has been a dick ever since, enforcing Power Registration and Peter with a aunt shot by the one and only Bullseye and forcing him to return to the Black Suit. I thought he would've learned his lesson after the Civil War
#42 - marvelboytwo (08/20/2014) [-]
Tony wanted Peter to reveal himself, not fucking Captain America. NIGGA YOU GOT THE WHOLE THING WRONG!!!
#39 - sandpounder (08/19/2014) [-]
Most of that happens in this fun game. Also the game has deadpool so win.
#35 - JHDog (08/19/2014) [-]
very informative, thank you!
#46 - he could've just hold her by the waist 08/18/2014 on Don't you hate it when 0
#11 - nowhere did i imply i was self proclaimed 08/18/2014 on § 0
#10 - Comment deleted 08/18/2014 on § 0
#8 - This reminds me of when i almost sent a dick pic on snapchat t…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2014 on § 0
#9 - thedudeintheshirt (08/18/2014) [-]
>Self proclaimed "nice guy"
>Sex addict

#11 - JHDog (08/18/2014) [-]
nowhere did i imply i was self proclaimed
#10 - JHDog has deleted their comment.
#44 - >cancer >brony >pick both  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on Jontron getting told +4
#73 - hewhoepicfails has deleted their comment.
#40 - you are one ugly motherfu...... no but really that kid a … 08/12/2014 on cute cosplay +4
#12 - "I cum in pies"  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Guardians of the Galaxy... +30
#39 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
""""""cum"""""""
#31 - tomthehippie (08/12/2014) [-]
#57 - A dancing Jesus? well I guess it's not unusual to be lov…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on Jesus is white 0
User avatar #59 - ScottP (08/11/2014) [-]
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone
#17 - oh wow, went right over me haha  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on lovely 0
#30 - thiswasnttaken (08/05/2014) [-]
However, it went right into her unborn child.
#9 - sorry, I just can't seem to get it, can someone jokeexplain …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2014 on lovely 0
User avatar #10 - yunogasaii (08/04/2014) [-]
She's in a pose that gives it the premise of her actually giving an abortion, whereas the guy in the suit was asking her her opinion on the matter of abortion.
#17 - JHDog (08/04/2014) [-]
oh wow, went right over me haha
#30 - thiswasnttaken (08/05/2014) [-]
However, it went right into her unborn child.
#28 - I hate this dumb bitch, but damn would I **** her…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Tumblr +2
User avatar #71 - hashtronaut (08/03/2014) [-]
I think i can honestly say I wouldn't
#38 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [-]
if it was socially acceptable, most guys would have goat in their backyard (for no reason).
User avatar #93 - thealmightyantler (08/03/2014) [-]
Living lawn mower
#44 - what? 08/03/2014 on Voice -1
#120 - just take the ******* joke or leave 08/01/2014 on Starts Singing Opening Theme +2
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