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#3 - ever been so scared you entered a time loop?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2014 on boo +22
User avatar #7 - okamiterasu (08/21/2014) [-]
he glitched the matrix
#10 - ukobarrywewa (08/21/2014) [-]
This happened to me once. I saw this black cat passing by, and then I saw the same black cat do the exact same motion and everything. Then there was a brick wall instead of a window, and me and my buddies had to escape through a hole in the bathroom wall, but a Smith found us, and we barely escaped, and Mouse died.
#11 - thatoneguydotjpeg (08/21/2014) [-]
Really? I think i took the wrong pill, i just woke up in bed and thought it was all a dream... *insert sunglasses guy who takes off sunglasses for more sunglasses*
#22 - that was actually a fake viral video made by none other than J… 08/20/2014 on Girl Fails 0
#24 - That's why they can't read the sign 08/20/2014 on (untitled) +11
#35 - very informative, thank you! 08/19/2014 on Priorities 0
#33 - explain...  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Priorities 0
User avatar #34 - ghostninjaguy (08/19/2014) [-]
Okay, I only know some of the details from the Back in Black Story arc. The last time Tony Stark offered Peter a job, the avengers broke into two groups. That was the birth of the Iron Spider, after Tony and Peter had a falling out Captain America thought it was a good idea for Spider-Man to pull a Matt Murdock (reveal his secret identity and get arrested for some odd reason) With Stark as the Director of S.H.E.I.L.D the two factions broke into a civil war and lets say Iron Man has been a dick ever since, enforcing Power Registration and Peter with a aunt shot by the one and only Bullseye and forcing him to return to the Black Suit. I thought he would've learned his lesson after the Civil War
#42 - marvelboytwo (08/20/2014) [-]
Tony wanted Peter to reveal himself, not fucking Captain America. NIGGA YOU GOT THE WHOLE THING WRONG!!!
#39 - sandpounder (08/19/2014) [-]
Most of that happens in this fun game. Also the game has deadpool so win.
#35 - JHDog (08/19/2014) [-]
very informative, thank you!
#46 - he could've just hold her by the waist 08/18/2014 on Don't you hate it when 0
#11 - nowhere did i imply i was self proclaimed 08/18/2014 on § 0
#10 - Comment deleted 08/18/2014 on § 0
#8 - This reminds me of when i almost sent a dick pic on snapchat t…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2014 on § 0
#9 - thedudeintheshirt (08/18/2014) [-]
>Self proclaimed "nice guy"
>Sex addict

#11 - JHDog (08/18/2014) [-]
nowhere did i imply i was self proclaimed
#10 - JHDog has deleted their comment.
#44 - >cancer >brony >pick both  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on Jontron getting told +4
#73 - hewhoepicfails has deleted their comment.
#40 - you are one ugly motherfu...... no but really that kid a … 08/12/2014 on cute cosplay +4
#12 - "I cum in pies"  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Guardians of the Galaxy... +30
#39 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
""""""cum"""""""
#31 - tomthehippie (08/12/2014) [-]
#57 - A dancing Jesus? well I guess it's not unusual to be lov…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on Jesus is white 0
User avatar #59 - ScottP (08/11/2014) [-]
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone
#17 - oh wow, went right over me haha  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on lovely 0
#30 - thiswasnttaken (08/05/2014) [-]
However, it went right into her unborn child.
#9 - sorry, I just can't seem to get it, can someone jokeexplain …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2014 on lovely 0
User avatar #10 - yunogasaii (08/04/2014) [-]
She's in a pose that gives it the premise of her actually giving an abortion, whereas the guy in the suit was asking her her opinion on the matter of abortion.
#17 - JHDog (08/04/2014) [-]
oh wow, went right over me haha
#30 - thiswasnttaken (08/05/2014) [-]
However, it went right into her unborn child.
#28 - I hate this dumb bitch, but damn would I **** her…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Tumblr +2
User avatar #71 - hashtronaut (08/03/2014) [-]
I think i can honestly say I wouldn't
#38 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [-]
if it was socially acceptable, most guys would have goat in their backyard (for no reason).
User avatar #93 - thealmightyantler (08/03/2014) [-]
Living lawn mower
#44 - what? 08/03/2014 on Voice -1
#120 - just take the ******* joke or leave 08/01/2014 on Starts Singing Opening Theme +2
#92 - have you ever written an essay? You have to make those words count  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Starts Singing Opening Theme 0
User avatar #93 - penileburglar (08/01/2014) [-]
Adding superfluous words is the exact opposite of 'making words count.' That's just 'making your word count high' and doing it by just shoving unnecessary adjectives where they don't belong will get you failing grades in high-level college composition classes. That's grade-school BS.
#120 - JHDog (08/01/2014) [-]
just take the fucking joke or leave
#77 - well he's not "figuratively" the creator  [+] (4 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Starts Singing Opening Theme +6
User avatar #84 - penileburglar (08/01/2014) [-]
That's the whole point.

If figuratively isn't an option, there's no need to use the word 'literally.'

We could literally precisely really truly actually unquestionably indisputably make sentences far longer than they need to be if we added every adjective that *could* be added instead of only ones that are actually relevant.
#92 - JHDog (08/01/2014) [-]
have you ever written an essay? You have to make those words count
User avatar #93 - penileburglar (08/01/2014) [-]
Adding superfluous words is the exact opposite of 'making words count.' That's just 'making your word count high' and doing it by just shoving unnecessary adjectives where they don't belong will get you failing grades in high-level college composition classes. That's grade-school BS.
#120 - JHDog (08/01/2014) [-]
just take the fucking joke or leave
#18 - "if it doesn't save your life it will save you from hav… 07/29/2014 on Retarded fucker +2
#10 - Everytime i see this picture I always think it's someone who d… 07/28/2014 on Previously: On The Internet 0
#166 - **JHDog rolled image ** 07/26/2014 on Hory Shit 0
#30 - explain?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on downvoting something on the... 0
#43 - **JHDog rolled image ** What I would do  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on First Thing In Heaven 0
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