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#65 - I thought there was sexual innuendo in this joke 02/02/2013 on First I thought this was... +6
#151 - *fortify the bacteria sorry didn't proof read this 02/02/2013 on Where has the nation gone? 0
#150 - prescribed to you* 02/02/2013 on Where has the nation gone? 0
#148 - That's actually wrong, drug resistant bacteria (most commonly …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Where has the nation gone? 0
#181 - ilikepatatas (02/02/2013) [-]
No , actually all bacteria can evolve against a type of drug if we give em enough time to do it, thats the reason of why some drugs must be consumed "every 4 hours/3 hours/ 2 hours/ETC"
#214 - JHDog (02/02/2013) [-]
you just reworded what i said
User avatar #196 - Zarke (02/02/2013) [-]
That's almost exactly what he just said.
#151 - JHDog (02/02/2013) [-]
*fortify the bacteria
sorry didn't proof read this
#150 - JHDog (02/02/2013) [-]
prescribed to you*
#139 - I completely agree, this is ridiculous 02/02/2013 on Where has the nation gone? +1
#127 - tell me, what's your definition of chronic?  [+] (8 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Where has the nation gone? -1
#138 - ilikepatatas (02/02/2013) [-]
when you get a wrong diagnosis and use the wrong drugs there is a chance that the bacteria that causes your disease fortifies and becomes immune or resistant to some drugs making the disease to last for weeks or months
example: you have conjuntivitys and use the wrong drugs,the bacteria that causes it fortifies, making the actual drug that you need to cure your eye/s less efective to that bacteria
in lamest terms NORMAL GERM+DRUG= 1-2 weeks SUPER SAIYAN GERM + DRUG = 2-3 months
so basically when we use wrong drugs or even the correct drug in a wrong time it has the same effect in a germ than in a saiyajing when you beat him (BUT NOT KILL)
-sorry if my english was bad
#148 - JHDog (02/02/2013) [-]
That's actually wrong, drug resistant bacteria (most commonly known as MRSA aka the super bug) become drug resistant through evolution (evolution occurs faster in bacteria because they reproduce a lot quicker) and that is not caused by using the "wrong drug". It is caused by neglecting your dosage of the antibiotics that prescribed by you. So yes if you prescribed the wrong drug, you probably would get sick because it just doesn't work, but it wouldn't fortify the drug. If a doctor were to prescribe you the wrong drug, they know they are liable for your safety. So they will do what they must to help regardless of profit incentive.
#181 - ilikepatatas (02/02/2013) [-]
No , actually all bacteria can evolve against a type of drug if we give em enough time to do it, thats the reason of why some drugs must be consumed "every 4 hours/3 hours/ 2 hours/ETC"
#214 - JHDog (02/02/2013) [-]
you just reworded what i said
User avatar #196 - Zarke (02/02/2013) [-]
That's almost exactly what he just said.
#151 - JHDog (02/02/2013) [-]
*fortify the bacteria
sorry didn't proof read this
#150 - JHDog (02/02/2013) [-]
prescribed to you*
#141 - ilikepatatas (02/02/2013) [-]
saiyajin*
#112 - What i'm seeing in the comments is that you're all afraid of f…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Where has the nation gone? +1
#126 - areyouawakeyet (02/02/2013) [-]
amerifag reporting,
the 'quality of healthcare' excuse is just an excuse. conservative people here tend to think that any government intervention is socialist, and if its socialist, it must be communist and evil.
they fail to see that by having universal healthcare, you stop the spread of disease because now there is no reason not to go to the doctor. overall health of the nation increases, as does productivity, which, in turn, can lead to a boon for business.
the only people against it are those who don't want to pay taxes on their massive wallets.
tl;dr - why the fuck are we the only developed nation without universal healthcare?
#139 - JHDog (02/02/2013) [-]
I completely agree, this is ridiculous
#124 - ilikepatatas (02/02/2013) [-]
yeh, im gonna get very happy when i get a disease and then it becomes chronic :D
#127 - JHDog (02/02/2013) [-]
tell me, what's your definition of chronic?
#138 - ilikepatatas (02/02/2013) [-]
when you get a wrong diagnosis and use the wrong drugs there is a chance that the bacteria that causes your disease fortifies and becomes immune or resistant to some drugs making the disease to last for weeks or months
example: you have conjuntivitys and use the wrong drugs,the bacteria that causes it fortifies, making the actual drug that you need to cure your eye/s less efective to that bacteria
in lamest terms NORMAL GERM+DRUG= 1-2 weeks SUPER SAIYAN GERM + DRUG = 2-3 months
so basically when we use wrong drugs or even the correct drug in a wrong time it has the same effect in a germ than in a saiyajing when you beat him (BUT NOT KILL)
-sorry if my english was bad
#148 - JHDog (02/02/2013) [-]
That's actually wrong, drug resistant bacteria (most commonly known as MRSA aka the super bug) become drug resistant through evolution (evolution occurs faster in bacteria because they reproduce a lot quicker) and that is not caused by using the "wrong drug". It is caused by neglecting your dosage of the antibiotics that prescribed by you. So yes if you prescribed the wrong drug, you probably would get sick because it just doesn't work, but it wouldn't fortify the drug. If a doctor were to prescribe you the wrong drug, they know they are liable for your safety. So they will do what they must to help regardless of profit incentive.
#181 - ilikepatatas (02/02/2013) [-]
No , actually all bacteria can evolve against a type of drug if we give em enough time to do it, thats the reason of why some drugs must be consumed "every 4 hours/3 hours/ 2 hours/ETC"
#214 - JHDog (02/02/2013) [-]
you just reworded what i said
User avatar #196 - Zarke (02/02/2013) [-]
That's almost exactly what he just said.
#151 - JHDog (02/02/2013) [-]
*fortify the bacteria
sorry didn't proof read this
#150 - JHDog (02/02/2013) [-]
prescribed to you*
#141 - ilikepatatas (02/02/2013) [-]
saiyajin*
#109 - What i'm seeing in the comments is that you're all afraid of f… 02/02/2013 on Where has the nation gone? 0
#63 - story wise: no (the only thing that gets passed on in the game… 02/02/2013 on Indy and Co 0
#59 - or ps4 which ever you perfer 02/02/2013 on Indy and Co 0
#57 - ahhh and spyro!! I really miss those guys, I really wouldn't m… 02/02/2013 on Indy and Co +1
#55 - actually this guy was, but i agree with you she should've been…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Indy and Co +14
User avatar #109 - Blue Blur (02/02/2013) [-]
But, surely she'd be more deserving of a spot in the game than Big Daddy who was never Playstation exclusive.
User avatar #56 - wrought (02/02/2013) [-]
They both should have
Also spyro
#59 - JHDog (02/02/2013) [-]
or ps4 which ever you perfer
#57 - JHDog (02/02/2013) [-]
ahhh and spyro!! I really miss those guys, I really wouldn't mind it if naughty dog, and insomniac games bought back their rights and made a ps3 reboot of the series. I know Square enix is doing that with tomb raider
#313 - Do you want to hear the ugly truth? School is work , unless t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2013 on Taxes 0
User avatar #321 - tsoper (02/02/2013) [-]
i never said no one should go to school, im jsut saying that they dont teach us what we actually need to learn.

if they were perparing us for the real world, they wouldnt babysit us with their bullshit rules.

for example, in my school, they treat us like shit and have rules on what kind of clothes we can wear, where we can go during lunch, or where we are allowed to go on the internet.
they have cameras all over the campus and block 95% of all sites including FJ, 4chan, youtube, facebook, and other shit.

They also make you take subjects you dont NEED after highschool. like a foreign language class which no one wants to take. Because i for one, will never go to france in my life.

They also made it so you dont need gym, this is how our obesity rates rise in kids.
#54 - he seemed like a normal guy at first....... 02/02/2013 on Salute to 4chan 0
#93 - You got that right man!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on Accents 0
#94 - GRBanimefreak (01/31/2013) [-]
Of course I don have a very special honor when it comes to education in Mass. When Shitt... I mean Mitt Romney was governer of our state and he implemented our educational standards we have now, he came to my school and declared us the first underpreforming school in the state, my older brother was actualy there when he did it.
#87 - oh i'm familiar with pronouncing "WOOSSTAAA" haha an…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Accents 0
#90 - GRBanimefreak (01/31/2013) [-]
Holy Cross not bad! course their isnt a bad college in this state ( best educational levels in the country)
#93 - JHDog (01/31/2013) [-]
You got that right man!
#94 - GRBanimefreak (01/31/2013) [-]
Of course I don have a very special honor when it comes to education in Mass. When Shitt... I mean Mitt Romney was governer of our state and he implemented our educational standards we have now, he came to my school and declared us the first underpreforming school in the state, my older brother was actualy there when he did it.
#85 - and i'm attending college in worcester, so i'm getting familia…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Accents 0
#86 - GRBanimefreak (01/31/2013) [-]
worcester, the town to test if someone is from new england just by having them say it. Which college you going to?
User avatar #105 - roflsaucer (01/31/2013) [-]
I've lived in Massachusetts my entire life, and I still end up calling it "WarChester" and get strange looks until I realize I said it wrong. But thats probably because I've always been in the Greater Boston Area. Just a 10~15 minute train ride into town xD
#87 - JHDog (01/31/2013) [-]
oh i'm familiar with pronouncing "WOOSSTAAA" haha and Holy Cross
#90 - GRBanimefreak (01/31/2013) [-]
Holy Cross not bad! course their isnt a bad college in this state ( best educational levels in the country)
#93 - JHDog (01/31/2013) [-]
You got that right man!
#94 - GRBanimefreak (01/31/2013) [-]
Of course I don have a very special honor when it comes to education in Mass. When Shitt... I mean Mitt Romney was governer of our state and he implemented our educational standards we have now, he came to my school and declared us the first underpreforming school in the state, my older brother was actualy there when he did it.
#82 - College* 01/31/2013 on Accents 0
#81 - That's this sunday!? I won't be able to make it because I'm st…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on Accents 0
User avatar #84 - Aleafe (01/31/2013) [-]
aight nigga, cool talk
#78 - Hampton!! I love the beach, but it kinda got overrun by hispanics lol  [+] (4 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Accents 0
User avatar #79 - Aleafe (01/31/2013) [-]
you should do the penguin plunge on sunday. Im doing crowd contol with my jrotc unit. think about the special children
#82 - JHDog (01/31/2013) [-]
College*
#81 - JHDog (01/31/2013) [-]
That's this sunday!? I won't be able to make it because I'm still considered a resident of Dover because my parents and shit live there, but I'm attending school in worcester, MA.
User avatar #84 - Aleafe (01/31/2013) [-]
aight nigga, cool talk
#77 - I've only lived in dover for a couple of years, before i lived…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on Accents 0
#128 - trishmay (01/31/2013) [-]
I was just in Nashua about a month ago. I went to Bruised Boutique, the roller derby store so my girlfriend could get her gear. I live in Westfield for school. I totally say Worcester wrong haha.
#72 - haha i can understand that, in NH people are pretty relaxed an…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Accents 0
#74 - GRBanimefreak (01/31/2013) [-]
your from dover, thats different than here. Here NH people deal with Mass people so much they drive like us
#85 - JHDog (01/31/2013) [-]
and i'm attending college in worcester, so i'm getting familiar with the Mass environment
#86 - GRBanimefreak (01/31/2013) [-]
worcester, the town to test if someone is from new england just by having them say it. Which college you going to?
User avatar #105 - roflsaucer (01/31/2013) [-]
I've lived in Massachusetts my entire life, and I still end up calling it "WarChester" and get strange looks until I realize I said it wrong. But thats probably because I've always been in the Greater Boston Area. Just a 10~15 minute train ride into town xD
#87 - JHDog (01/31/2013) [-]
oh i'm familiar with pronouncing "WOOSSTAAA" haha and Holy Cross
#90 - GRBanimefreak (01/31/2013) [-]
Holy Cross not bad! course their isnt a bad college in this state ( best educational levels in the country)
#93 - JHDog (01/31/2013) [-]
You got that right man!
#94 - GRBanimefreak (01/31/2013) [-]
Of course I don have a very special honor when it comes to education in Mass. When Shitt... I mean Mitt Romney was governer of our state and he implemented our educational standards we have now, he came to my school and declared us the first underpreforming school in the state, my older brother was actualy there when he did it.
#77 - JHDog (01/31/2013) [-]
I've only lived in dover for a couple of years, before i lived in Nashua which exactly on the border right next to Tyngsborough, MA
#128 - trishmay (01/31/2013) [-]
I was just in Nashua about a month ago. I went to Bruised Boutique, the roller derby store so my girlfriend could get her gear. I live in Westfield for school. I totally say Worcester wrong haha.
#69 - oohhh I love that five guys :D it kinda sucks though because b…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Accents 0
User avatar #71 - Aleafe (01/31/2013) [-]
same here in hampton. a lot of people know that feel
#78 - JHDog (01/31/2013) [-]
Hampton!! I love the beach, but it kinda got overrun by hispanics lol
User avatar #79 - Aleafe (01/31/2013) [-]
you should do the penguin plunge on sunday. Im doing crowd contol with my jrotc unit. think about the special children
#82 - JHDog (01/31/2013) [-]
College*
#81 - JHDog (01/31/2013) [-]
That's this sunday!? I won't be able to make it because I'm still considered a resident of Dover because my parents and shit live there, but I'm attending school in worcester, MA.
User avatar #84 - Aleafe (01/31/2013) [-]
aight nigga, cool talk
#67 - Yes!! haha anyone who's been in that traffic circle knows abou… 01/31/2013 on Accents 0
#64 - hahaha i'm very familiar with the term "Massholes" XD  [+] (12 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Accents +2
#70 - GRBanimefreak (01/31/2013) [-]
and the term is VERY true i must say. We need to get where we are going and its your fault for being in our way. hahahaha
#72 - JHDog (01/31/2013) [-]
haha i can understand that, in NH people are pretty relaxed and drive slow XD
#74 - GRBanimefreak (01/31/2013) [-]
your from dover, thats different than here. Here NH people deal with Mass people so much they drive like us
#85 - JHDog (01/31/2013) [-]
and i'm attending college in worcester, so i'm getting familiar with the Mass environment
#86 - GRBanimefreak (01/31/2013) [-]
worcester, the town to test if someone is from new england just by having them say it. Which college you going to?
User avatar #105 - roflsaucer (01/31/2013) [-]
I've lived in Massachusetts my entire life, and I still end up calling it "WarChester" and get strange looks until I realize I said it wrong. But thats probably because I've always been in the Greater Boston Area. Just a 10~15 minute train ride into town xD
#87 - JHDog (01/31/2013) [-]
oh i'm familiar with pronouncing "WOOSSTAAA" haha and Holy Cross
#90 - GRBanimefreak (01/31/2013) [-]
Holy Cross not bad! course their isnt a bad college in this state ( best educational levels in the country)
#93 - JHDog (01/31/2013) [-]
You got that right man!
#94 - GRBanimefreak (01/31/2013) [-]
Of course I don have a very special honor when it comes to education in Mass. When Shitt... I mean Mitt Romney was governer of our state and he implemented our educational standards we have now, he came to my school and declared us the first underpreforming school in the state, my older brother was actualy there when he did it.
#77 - JHDog (01/31/2013) [-]
I've only lived in dover for a couple of years, before i lived in Nashua which exactly on the border right next to Tyngsborough, MA
#128 - trishmay (01/31/2013) [-]
I was just in Nashua about a month ago. I went to Bruised Boutique, the roller derby store so my girlfriend could get her gear. I live in Westfield for school. I totally say Worcester wrong haha.
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