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#8 - What about a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss 07/19/2014 on What do you call a gay... +1
#5011 - **JCP rolls 060,741,077** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#60 - Was playing ARAMs because fuck finals week and I got Malphite …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on Susan 2Stronk 0
User avatar #95 - ashedust (05/04/2014) [-]
Hahah, nice! It's always fun to discover a new champion you do well with.

It's how I discovered Wukong. I did so well with him in an aram I instantly bought him and went 8/0 in a ranked. It was awesome! Now I just use him for tanking... though no one else does anymore apparently.
#52 - So, scum like you are the reason he had his AP ratio and dash-… 05/03/2014 on more female Champs 0
#44 - If you're still interested in playing I'd suggest looking on G…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on more female Champs 0
User avatar #45 - alexthesiro (05/02/2014) [-]
I've looked it up multiple times.
I'm ready for pm's.
#43 - I totally understand, if the gameplay and perspective doesn't …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on more female Champs 0
User avatar #62 - Bion (05/03/2014) [-]
EA just had a new MOBA hit open beta not too long ago, called Dawngate. It has some extremely interesting elements to it. Jungling is way more interesting in it, than in League. And Supports are done quite well.

I still like League much better, but it's worth checking out. It's fun for when you need a break from League.
#40 - Gragas is all skill shots and a self-cast, and he got a nerf r… 05/02/2014 on more female Champs 0
#36 - Taken from the official lore page: ...He bl…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2014 on more female Champs 0
User avatar #37 - alexthesiro (05/02/2014) [-]
Eh.
One of the reasons I like SMITE over League now is simply because Riot's support team is terrible.
I have not gotten a single Riot employee message on how to fix the league of legends logo popping up on the middle of my screen, then doing nothing else.
User avatar #61 - Bion (05/03/2014) [-]
Mine used to do that, when I had terrible net. Cuz it would take forever to load the news and stuff. It was always a net problem for me.

Now that I've got better net, I haven't had that problem since.
User avatar #44 - JCP (05/02/2014) [-]
If you're still interested in playing I'd suggest looking on Google for people with similar issues, and if you're super desperate to play and know what you're doing, fumble around with firewall setting and fuck around with task manager when you open it. If you're even more desperate than that I can try to help you through pm Totally legit and professional League help, free of charge
User avatar #45 - alexthesiro (05/02/2014) [-]
I've looked it up multiple times.
I'm ready for pm's.
#24 - Quality > Quantity Gragas's lore is so amazingly t…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/02/2014 on more female Champs +12
#51 - ruckallthefules (05/03/2014) [-]
Can I shove my stupid opinion in here somewhere?
Ok so here it goes:
<opinion>
I hate Gragas with a passion. I have all champs except for him, and I refuse to ever buy him, because he's so filthy. It's not his attitude or voice, it's the abilities for the most.
Back when he was OP, and people played him a lot, I couldn't stand him not being banned. You want to hide under tower? Np, barrel and you're in the middle of the lane. Then he swabbers his fat towards you at ridiculous speed for a fat guy and that does magic damage (wtf) while annihilating you on the spot.
</opinion>
I know a lot of people don't care (like me usually) and a lot of people who like gragas and want to roll on his stomach, I still love you.
No I don't
jk I do bby xoxo
User avatar #52 - JCP (05/03/2014) [-]
So, scum like you are the reason he had his AP ratio and dash-damage decreased
You make me sick
Just kiddin', those are all viable complaints about Graggy pre-nerf
gayboi
User avatar #41 - guywithafork (05/02/2014) [-]
ugh I love smite mainly because I just can't play real time strategy games that aren't turn based, I'm not fast enough. I've tried LoL and I just cannot get used to the controls and perspective. It's nice if it's the game you started with, but I started with Smite, and it's what I've used the last year to get used to. It is horrible unbalanced though, those fucking kali's in joust. but every game has it's unbalances, like hearthstone and those pre made decks.
User avatar #43 - JCP (05/02/2014) [-]
I totally understand, if the gameplay and perspective doesn't work for you then it just doesn't fucking work for you. The reason I don't play Smite as often is mainly the unbalanced gameplay, if you play with a team that fed an enemy Thanatos- type GG and cry.
User avatar #62 - Bion (05/03/2014) [-]
EA just had a new MOBA hit open beta not too long ago, called Dawngate. It has some extremely interesting elements to it. Jungling is way more interesting in it, than in League. And Supports are done quite well.

I still like League much better, but it's worth checking out. It's fun for when you need a break from League.
#32 - contrary (05/02/2014) [-]
Considering these are "godly figures" they already have background stories, if not 1, but probably 100. Anyway it sounds to me like its completely your bias. I do enjoy Smite, LoL.. and DotA. My bias does land on the side of DotA though.

Also, How you worded everything, it sounded really sarcastic, and even more sarcastic when you mentions the Smite gods "Titty McAmazon"
#26 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Play a champ that requires skill, scrublord.
User avatar #40 - JCP (05/02/2014) [-]
Gragas is all skill shots and a self-cast, and he got a nerf recently.
Nice bait though, made me reply
#30 - anepicnub (05/02/2014) [-]
**anepicnub rolled image**

Dat winrate.
Gragas isn't "easy" anymore. There's a reason almost no one plays him right now.
#25 - thechosentroll (05/02/2014) [-]
Shit, I had no idea Gragas had that much background story. Frankly, all I know about his lore outside of the stuff in the wiki is that he's drinking buddies with my main man - Jax.
User avatar #34 - alexthesiro (05/02/2014) [-]
He really doesn't.
#36 - JCP (05/02/2014) [-]
Taken from the official lore page: gameinfo.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/game-info/champions/gragas/#champion-lore

...He blundered into a deteriorating negotiation between two tribes discussing an alliance with Ashe. Though Ashe welcomed a break in the tension, the other warriors bristled at the intrusion and hurled insults at the drunken oaf. True to his nature, Gragas replied with a diplomatic headbutt, setting off a brawl matched only in the legends of the Freljord.

When the fallen from that great melee finally awoke, Ashe proposed a friendly drink as an alternative to fighting. With their tempers doused in suds, the two tribes, formerly on the brink of war, bonded over a common love of Gragas' brew. Although strife was averted and Gragas hailed a hero, he still had not achieved his dream of drunken blissfulness. So once more, he set off to wander the tundra in search of ingredients for Runeterra's perfect pint.

tl;dr: Yeah, it's not a lot of lore, but as I said quality > quantity, it's tragedy in it's rawest form, a drunk without a buzz Also look at that face and tell me you wouldn't share (or hand over unwillingly) a pint
User avatar #37 - alexthesiro (05/02/2014) [-]
Eh.
One of the reasons I like SMITE over League now is simply because Riot's support team is terrible.
I have not gotten a single Riot employee message on how to fix the league of legends logo popping up on the middle of my screen, then doing nothing else.
User avatar #61 - Bion (05/03/2014) [-]
Mine used to do that, when I had terrible net. Cuz it would take forever to load the news and stuff. It was always a net problem for me.

Now that I've got better net, I haven't had that problem since.
User avatar #44 - JCP (05/02/2014) [-]
If you're still interested in playing I'd suggest looking on Google for people with similar issues, and if you're super desperate to play and know what you're doing, fumble around with firewall setting and fuck around with task manager when you open it. If you're even more desperate than that I can try to help you through pm Totally legit and professional League help, free of charge
User avatar #45 - alexthesiro (05/02/2014) [-]
I've looked it up multiple times.
I'm ready for pm's.
#2 - It's a picture that has fourteen words, and is therefore worth…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Hmm 0
User avatar #4 - unlimitedgrease (04/26/2014) [-]
Jokes are fun

but not this one
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#1 - kingalberich (05/16/2012) [-]
This guy smells, bad.
User avatar #2 to #1 - JCP ONLINE (05/17/2012) [-]
Took you long enough to make an account
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